Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 176
A woman goes to her Doctor in Glasgow, worried about her husband's temper and threatening manner.
The doctor asks: "Whits gean on Janet?
"Weeell Doctor, I dinae know what to do. Every time ma hubbie comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon'."
"Aye, well" replies the doctor, "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband arrives home intoxicated, take a wee glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep."
Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
"Doctor that was brilliant!" she says. "Evrae time ma hubbie came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished an' swished, and he didnae touch me even once! Tell me Doc ... wha's the secret? How's the water do tha'?"
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