Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 131
Hillbilly Medical Terms (and I use the term "hillbilly" with love and respect ... cause I is one!)
Benign ... What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria ... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium ... What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section ... A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan ... Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize ... Made eye contact with her.
Colic ... A sheep dog.
Coma ... A punctuation mark.
D&C ... Where Washington is.
Dilate ... To live long.
Enema ... Not a friend.
Fester ... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula ... A small lie.
G.I.Series ... World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail ... What you hang your coat on.
Impotent ... Distinguished, well known.
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