Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 13
This one is from Uncle
The making of man
Three Engineers, an Electrical, Mechanical and a
Civil, were having an argument over which principle of engineering God used when he created man.
The Electrical Engineer said "It had to be the principals of Electrical Engineering because everyone knows that without the nerves in our bodies nothing would work.
The Mechanical said "No, No, it had to be the principals of Mechanical Engineering. Just look at all the levers God used in making man move."
The Civil Engineer just laughed and said, "Nah, it was the principals of Civil Engineering. Who else would install a sewer system in the middle of a RECREATION AREA".
And another one from Dennis
Boudreaux and Thibodaux were mechanics at the New
Orleans airport. One day it's completely fogged in and absolutely nothing is getting in or out. Near the end of the day they are sitting in the break room and Thibodaux says "Hey Boudreaux, I hear that Jet fuel is a real good hooch and I also that there's NO after effects at all!
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