Chapter 123

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: 'What in the world are you doing?'

The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered and observed her husband sitting on the couch, with a cold beer, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked: 'What the f@!* are you doing?'

The husband replied: 'I'm watching hockey with my son-in-law.

"IS IT CAUSE I BE CHINESE?"

I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the Toronto International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the f_ck you ask me that? Is it cause I be Chinese?"

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick."

I don't know if you can open this, but it is worth listening to. Jack

If you can open it please advise there are many more.

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