Chapter 117

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Two Scandinavians walk into a pet shop in the US.

They head to the bird 
section and Sven says to

Hans, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over 
and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little
 budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. The owner puts the budgies in a
 paper bag. Hans and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's 
pick-up and drive to the top of the Conor Pass. At the Conor

Pass, 
Sven looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place."

He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and 
jumps off the cliff. Hans watches as Sven falls all the way to the
 bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his 
best pal, Hans shakes his head and says, "Dis budgie jumping is too


dangerous for me."


Moments later Ole arrives up at Conor Pass. He's been to the pet
shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper
bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Hans.