Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 1
Sunday Chuckle
A couple starts fussing over their new born baby boy.
"Look at the size of his penis, its huge" said the husband.
"Yes, but he does have your eyes darling" said his wife.
20 Zen Teachings
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just leave me the Hell alone.
2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of payments.
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.