Author’s note: Some of the dialogue must be read phonetically since I have tried to give the story the flavor of where it occurs. Say it out loud if necessary. Just think of the Beverly Hillbillies, if you are old enough to know who they were, and you will catch on. If you can’t appreciate this then exit right now, please.

Mah sister don’t screw me reguler any more like a good sister ought to. Ever since she started seein that edjakated city boy she’s doin things differnt.

Fer an instance, she don’t always want to lay there nice and still-like whilst Ah push mah pecker in and out. Or git on all fours like a good ole cow. No siree! She wants to be on top and do the movin. Now that ain’t lady-like.

Even more upsettin is how she’s a likin pee. When we wuz little we used to watch each other piss in the washtub or in the water when we wuz swimming. But now she wants to play with it. She says it’s a “fetish”.