Slytherins, Kisses and Other Disasters
Copyright© 2026 by Caroline Stanton
Chapter 58: The Castle He Came Home To
For the next two months, Hogwarts was almost peaceful. Not entirely, of course. Hogwarts had never been entirely peaceful, and anyone who expected it to be had clearly never encountered Peeves, a misfired Transfiguration spell, or a first-year attempting to sneak a live toad into the Great Hall. But classes continued. Homework accumulated. Quidditch practices took place in increasingly unpleasant weather. Students complained about examinations that were still months away, and the house-elves continued producing enough food to feed an army.
And, rather unexpectedly, people kept falling in love. Harry Potter and Victoria Crabbe were now such a familiar sight that students had largely stopped turning to stare when they walked through the corridors holding hands. Georgina Goyle continued accompanying Adrian Selwyn whenever he practised his guitar, although she had finally admitted that there were limits to how many times she could listen to the same eight notes.
Theodore Nott and Pansy Parkinson had become inseparable, though Pansy still insisted that they were merely spending time together. Nobody believed her. Least of all Theodore. And Draconia Malfoy had developed the habit of disappearing on certain authorised weekends, returning to Hogwarts with a smile she made very little effort to conceal. Her friends had learned not to interrogate her immediately. They waited at least five minutes. Sometimes ten. It was a remarkable display of restraint.
The Hogwarts Dance Club had also become a permanent fixture.
Professor Flitwick had arranged for the students to use a larger, otherwise neglected room on the fifth floor. He had personally inspected Adrian’s equipment, improved the enchantments, and installed a soundproofing charm powerful enough to withstand even the most enthusiastic performances of Queen.
He had also added a small precaution. If the music exceeded a certain volume, the speakers politely announced, in Flitwick’s own voice, A little quieter, please. The first time this happened, the entire room had dissolved into laughter. The second time, Seamus Finnigan had attempted to argue with the speakers. By the third, everyone simply turned the volume down. Hermione had drawn up a schedule, organised a committee, and established rules concerning equipment, refreshments, and cleaning. Ron had read the rules.
Then he’d looked at Harry.
“She’s managed to give dancing homework.”
Harry had laughed.
“At least there aren’t any essays.”
“Yet.”
The club now met twice a week, sometimes on Saturdays, and drew twenty or thirty students on a busy evening.
There were arguments about Queen and Dire Straits, Oasis and Blur, Nirvana and Green Day. A Ravenclaw fifth-year had brought in a collection of Beatles albums belonging to her father, while several Hufflepuffs had introduced the others to artists Adrian had never heard of.
Some songs made everyone jump about. Others brought couples together. And some became favourites for reasons nobody could quite explain. Bryan Adams’s Heaven was one of those. Whenever it played, Harry looked for Victoria. Adrian looked for Georgina. Theodore looked for Pansy. And Draconia, if she happened to be there, usually sat near a window with a small, private smile. The changes were not limited to the dance floor. Students who had previously avoided one another were beginning to talk in the corridors.
A Slytherin boy borrowed a Muggle music magazine from a Ravenclaw. A Gryffindor girl helped a Hufflepuff and a Slytherin prepare for a Charms examination. Blaise Zabini was overheard discussing the relative merits of Oasis albums with Dean Thomas, an argument that lasted nearly twenty minutes and ended with neither conceding anything. Even Professor Snape had noticed. He had also noticed that several of his Slytherins were spending less time tormenting younger students. He did not comment on this development.
He merely continued deducting points whenever someone failed to prepare a potion correctly. Some things, after all, remained reassuringly unchanged. The winter weather arrived in earnest. Snow settled across the grounds, the lake froze at its edges, and students hurried between buildings wrapped in scarves and cloaks. Adrian had finally learned to play the opening of Lady Writer at something approaching its proper speed. He was extremely proud of this achievement.
Georgina was proud of him too, although she had begun encouraging him to learn the remainder of the song.
“One thing at a time,” Adrian protested.
“You’ve been playing the beginning for weeks.”
“It’s a difficult beginning.”
“I know, darling.”
She kissed his cheek.
“But eventually people might want to hear what happens next.”
“You’re a cruel woman.”
“Terribly.”
Then she kissed him again. He decided he could endure the cruelty. Draconia continued speaking to Alex whenever possible. Their relationship had become comfortable in a way she had never expected. They still enjoyed their dates, of course, and Alex continued finding small places he thought she might like. But increasingly, the ordinary conversations mattered just as much. He told her about his schoolwork, his plans for the future, and a disastrous attempt to cook dinner for his family.
She told him about her friends, the increasingly popular dance club, and the absurdities of life at a strict Scottish boarding school. There were limits to what she could say. There always would be. Sometimes those limits troubled her. But when Alex called to ask how her day had been, or sent a message wishing her good luck with an examination, she found herself smiling long after the conversation ended.
Her little white stuffed cat sat on her bedside table, its blue eyes and pink ribbon reminding her of their first date. Victoria had once suggested that she ought to give it a name. Draconia had considered the matter seriously. Then she’d decided that some things didn’t require names to be treasured. Harry, meanwhile, discovered that having a girlfriend did not make life simpler. It made life more interesting.
Victoria still had Quidditch practice, homework, and a formidable appetite. She could be affectionate one moment and fiercely competitive the next. She also possessed the unnerving ability to recognise when Harry was troubled. One evening, as they sat together near a window overlooking the snow-covered grounds, she noticed that he had been unusually quiet.
“Harry?”
He looked up.
“Yes?”
“What’s wrong?”
“Nothing.”
She raised an eyebrow.
“Harry.”
He sighed.
“Just thinking.”
“About what?”
He hesitated.
“The war.”
Victoria’s expression softened. She moved closer.
“Anything in particular?”
“Not really. Just ... everything.”
She took his hand. For a while, neither spoke. Then Victoria rested her head against his.
“I’m here,” she said quietly.
Harry looked at her.
“I know.”
She squeezed his hand.
“And I’m not going anywhere.”
He smiled faintly.
“Good.”
Outside, snow continued falling. For a little while, that was enough. It was shortly after the Christmas holidays that Albus Dumbledore returned to Hogwarts. He arrived late in the afternoon, carrying a small travelling case and wearing robes of deep midnight blue. He looked tired. Not dramatically so, and certainly not enough to alarm anyone who encountered him in passing. But there were shadows beneath his eyes, and his movements were a little slower than usual.
His injured hand remained blackened and withered beneath the sleeve of his robes. He had been away on business he had discussed with very few people. Business involving old memories, dangerous secrets, and the increasingly urgent search for a way to defeat Lord Voldemort. He had expected to find Hogwarts much as he had left it. He was mistaken. The first indication came before he reached his office.
He was walking along a corridor on the third floor when he encountered Harry Potter and Victoria Crabbe. They were holding hands. Harry was laughing at something Victoria had said. Victoria leaned down and kissed his cheek. Dumbledore stopped. For a moment, he simply watched. Then he smiled.
“Good afternoon, Harry.”
Harry turned.
“Professor Dumbledore!”
Victoria straightened immediately.
“Good afternoon, Headmaster.”
Dumbledore looked from one to the other.
“Miss Crabbe. How pleasant to see you.”
“Thank you, sir.”
“When did you get back?”
“Only a short while ago.”
“How was your trip?”
“Productive, I hope.”
Dumbledore’s eyes twinkled.
“Though I suspect I have missed a few developments here.”
Harry looked puzzled.
“Sir?”
Dumbledore glanced towards their joined hands. Harry followed his gaze.
“Oh.”
Victoria smiled. Dumbledore raised an eyebrow.
“I take it congratulations are in order?”
Harry blushed slightly.
“Yes, sir.”
“How delightful.”
Victoria looked pleased.
“Thank you, Professor.”
Dumbledore remembered Victoria Crabbe’s former habit of intimidating younger students. Now she stood beside Harry, holding his hand and smiling. His expression softened.
“Well,” he said, “I am very glad to see you both looking so happy.”
Harry smiled.
“So are we, sir.”
Dumbledore nodded.
“Then I shall not keep you.”