Team Reforged: Vegas, Baby
Copyright© 2026 by FozzieBare
Chapter 4: The Interviews Begin, and Kevin Has Concerns. Team Reforged Becomes Real
Once word had spread that Reforged were forming a team, their inbox was flooded with potential candidates. Not all of them were good candidates. But all of them had to be reviewed.
For an hour or two each day, Elias, Amy, Adrian and Kevin would go through the resumes and brag-video clips folks sent in. Having a competently produced highlight clip would not necessarily be a bonus to the application. A couple of them actually worked against their creator, like the man who had gone on a fifteen-second vulgar celebration after downing an Arena opponent, telling the opponent to perform sexual acts on themselves and to go back to playing “Sweet Plunder Land.”
Kevin quipped, “The only reason I would consider him for a position in Reforged is if Kelto made teabagging a Champion’s Challenge. WarMACs don’t even have the parts in question, but that’s never stopped anyone before.”
Everyone agreed.
They had set up a system where two “no” votes would doom an application on the spot, and if someone had very specific objections but didn’t get a second immediate no vote, it would be set aside to give the objector a chance to convince the others if they thought it still needed to be explained.
Although in most cases, the second someone said no, others chimed in. No one really wanted to be the first to say, “This person doesn’t look to have the skills or temperament to work with us,” but once someone else voiced the concern, the others felt freer to admit they had reservations too.
Sometimes, the applications did their best to eliminate themselves before the highlight reel was played.
One applicant, who went by the nickname Tommyrocker, had a pretty decent resume. A very good Arena ranking, and even several stints with well-known Universe At War guilds that had all ended without much acrimony. Enough that the guilds in question could provide references if Reforged wanted to follow up.
Then they got to the last line of his guild tenure, and that all changed. He had been a member of Ten Million Blades for the last eight months. Worse than that, his affiliation with them was marked as “Current.”
Adrian said it for all of them. “Either he didn’t care enough to update his affiliation after the Crusade, which means that he’s lazy enough to let a disqualifying feature be known on his resume, or he knew the standard terms we told folks was the bare minimum, that is, drop the guild tag and go away, and decided to apply anyway. Either would be enough for an automatic no from me. Should I wait for the second no, or should we...”
Everyone just shook their heads. Tommyrocker’s application joined several others in the rejection pile.
That pile kept growing, while the pile of applications that survived the first stage of the elimination process grew at a much slower pace.
Those who survived the first cut would then be invited to a brief video-call interview or, if the candidate was local, given a chance to visit Reforged. They never did more than a brief look around the facilities and a general “This is Reforged” introduction, mostly to see what the applicant thought of them and what they thought of the applicant.
The first one who visited nearly made them reconsider inviting ANYBODY into Reforged headquarters.
The biography looked good. He had only one Universe-at-War affiliation, the Iron Masons, and had kept it for nearly two and a half years, which was a sign that the applicant was loyal to a guild, or at least didn’t swap guilds on a whim.
Sure, the username was one of those that gamers invariably choose when they’re younger and think putting extra X’s in their username made it edgy, special, and more likely to stand out at a casual glance. Reforged could also understand why the candidate might have chosen to hold on to it. One’s username, or tag, or whatever it was from system to system, became the handle that everyone knew them by. It was their form of social credit. Changing it weakened that continuity, because everyone who already knew them had to make the mental correction between the new tag and the old one.
So “xxrootcuzxx” wasn’t a red flag, or even a powerful yellow flag. Just a bit of a furrowed brow and a “hmm.”
He had been fairly professional in the video interview, and they invited him to Reforged since he lived a couple of cities away. He was willing to come in for a visit.
All through the visit, things seemed normal, but something seemed off to Adrian. He saw Rick (xxrootcuzxx’s real name, apparently) sneakily unplug a mouse from a computer that no one was using when he walked by, but while it was concerning, that also didn’t raise a red flag. More like a yellow flag, because Adrian thought to himself, God knows Kevin’s done crazier stuff. He just may be like Kevin.
He tried to shy away from the thought of a second Kevin, but one couldn’t help but acknowledge that the Kevin they had turned out to be a great person to have around.
They did a quick tour of the facilities, and while the uneasy feeling remained, there wasn’t anything outwardly wrong. They were about to invite Rick to sit down and play a round of Arena with them, to see how he played.
However, Kevin saw something that he didn’t like and decided to speak up.
“Hey, Adrian? I just got a text about some guild stuff that needs two officers to look at. Something regarding guild permissions. Time-sensitive, but if handled quickly, it shouldn’t be an issue. Could I speak to you in the kitchen about it?”
While Adrian hadn’t seen Kevin raise his phone to receive a text, he had no problem taking Kevin at his word.
He followed Kevin into the kitchen, and his eyebrows rose when Kevin didn’t stop at the edge of it, but literally went all the way to the kitchen wall, as if he was starting to make a coffee.
Kevin hissed quietly. “Adrian, I know we don’t have single vetoes without explaining to the others, but something’s wrong here, and I feel like I have to speak up. You saw that thing with the mouse, right? That’s not the only thing I noticed. Did you see that water bottle right on the corner of the table? I’m pretty damn sure that wasn’t there when Rick came in, and while I can’t confirm that the cap is loose or that someone deliberately did it, it looks like it’s not secured to the top of the bottle. And the spot is NOT where you want a bottle with an open cap on top of it. There are several power strips and extension cords out the wazoo there on the ground. Someone knocks that water onto them, we have at LEAST ruined equipment, maybe shorted-out computers, and a non-zero chance of something catching fire. I can’t prove that yet, and I can’t prove he did it, but I’m seeing a pattern here, Adrian, and I. Do NOT. Like it.”
“I mean, this is not a court of law, and I’m not a prosecutor, but we have a pattern here. A disconnected mouse multiple people saw. A water bottle in a very suspicious place. And the username? Again, not proof, nothing concrete, but it’s highly suggestive. rootcuz is way too close to ‘Root Cause,’ as in ‘the root cause’ of something going horribly wrong. I mean, if it was just the username, then I could tell myself it was just something funny ha-ha instead of funny uh-oh. But we are deep in funny uh-oh territory, and I’d like to scout out the territory to make sure we don’t get ambushed.”
Adrian nodded. “Yeah. Something about him was off. But you’re right, we can’t prove it, and confronting him won’t do anything, and frog-marching Rick out actually might piss off Elias and Amy, as they’ve got a say in this too. Can we do something to at least give us something to firm up our suspicions, even if we can’t prove it? Something we can tell the others if we decide to move him on...”
Kevin considered. “I got an idea. Let me grab some water bottles from the fridge, I’ll hand them out and clean up the ones that are out. Watch Rick’s reaction when I get to that one.”
He opened the fridge, grabbed four water bottles, handed one to Adrian as camouflage, and came marching out to the Pit.
He spoke to Amy and Elias. “Sorry, you two. I had to go over something with Adrian. One of the bases was showing as yellow and not accepting a supply caravan. We think it was just a glitch. Adrian told me to have Hiroshi reset the base permissions and see if it accepted it. I got you guys fresh water bottles. Warm water just does NOT taste right.”
He took a moment to hand Amy, Elias, and Rick fresh water bottles, then started cleaning up the ones left around. There were only a couple, and it only took a second.
Adrian noticed a half-second or so physical change in Rick when Kevin picked up the bottle that was in the dangerous spot. Nothing much that someone who wasn’t looking for it would see, but the physical equivalent of a tiny mental shrug. Adrian was perceptive enough to catch it. He had just about made his decision when Kevin came back into the kitchen. Kevin put down the water bottles, gave Adrian the universal sign for “Shush,” and, without touching the cap, picked up the water bottle that had been sitting above the electrical equipment and tipped it over. The loose cap immediately washed free, clattering into the sink as water poured after it.
Adrian nodded, catching Kevin’s meaning.
He thought to himself, “He’s gone. Or at least he’s going to BE gone. And right now, I need to control my temper, or I’m going to bounce Rick off the door frame a couple times on the way out, and that’s going to raise more questions than answers. It might feel good, though. Who does that in a job interview? That’s like the stupidest thing ... well. I take that back. We’ve seen plenty of stupid lately. But this has got to be up there.”
He figured out what he was going to say and came out to the Pit.
“Hate to cut this short, guys, but Marcus reminded me we have the sponsor obligation an hour from now, and you know how traffic is this time of day.”
He turned to Rick.
“Rick, it was a pleasure meeting you, and I can say that we will be giving your skills appropriate consideration for the roles we have available on the team. Is your contact information still good? The information you put on the resume?”
When Rick said, “Yup, it’s still good,” Adrian nodded.
“Elias, do me a favor. Could you see Rick out? We have a couple things we need to take care of before we leave.”
Elias was confused at this point, as this wasn’t part of the agreed-on plan, and he knew very well that there was no sponsor obligation, but he decided to trust Adrian, at least long enough to see their guest out and come back and get the straight scoop about what the hell Adrian was talking about.
Amy was even quicker on the draw, and she waited a couple seconds after the door closed.
“You saw something. Something that was an instant no from you, to the point you thought the rest of us would agree when you told us, correct?”
Adrian nodded. “A combination of things. But while it wasn’t enough for a court of law, it was more than enough that I don’t want Rick anywhere near our team, our equipment, and our people for a second longer than necessary.”
Amy nodded. “Elias will be back in a moment, and you can go over it for both of us.”
When Elias came back, he looked at Adrian. “Okay, I assume there was a good reason for that, Adrian? I don’t think Rick noticed it, but having been around you for a while, I know you. Something happened in the interview, and you were this close to an outburst, either verbal or physical. I don’t have a problem with it, but I would like an explanation.”
Kevin and Adrian took turns explaining the yanked mouse cord, the water bottle with the loosened cap somewhere it shouldn’t have been, and Rick’s reaction when Kevin picked up the bottle.
Amy’s expression was thunderous. “So he most likely tried to set up an accident that could have cost the guild and the team THOUSANDS of dollars to fix? And really, a five-figure repair and replacement bill might have been the best-case scenario. If he started a fire, then...”
She turned toward the doorway Rick had been escorted out of a minute or two prior.
“Maybe he hasn’t left yet. I can invite him back in and then escort him to the elevator myself. Hopefully the elevator wouldn’t be at this floor when I push him through the doors.”
Elias looked alarmed, but then saw the humor in it. “Amy, we are not resorting to recreational murder to dispose of failed interview candidates.”
Amy lightened up a bit. “So you’re saying recreational murder is out. How about professional murder? After all, I’m getting a salary?”
Elias laughed. “No, you are getting a salary to play World of WarMachines, not to provide remedial lessons in gravitational attraction.”
Adrian turned to Kevin. “Thanks, Kevin. I think you saved us from a really bad hire, along with potentially something going horribly wrong.”
Kevin just shrugged. “Thanks for trusting me enough to let me explain why I was worried, Adrian. I saw the mouse and I was like, ‘Okay, that’s not really good-chaos.’ I specialize in good-chaos. Or at least funny chaos. Pulling someone’s mouse cord? Plausible, especially if you do it before they need it for something inconsequential. Doing it as one of your first actions in a job interview when none of this equipment is yours to touch? That had me worried. Kinda on the edge about what else could go wrong. Then I saw the water bottle and decided we were definitely in dangerous-chaos, and we needed to nip that in the bud.”
He considered his phrasing.
“Adrian said earlier we were looking for good-weird, or at least neutral-weird, instead of bad-weird. That’s his line of work. Mine? I know funny chaos and dangerous chaos. And that was in the second category.”
Thankfully, the second interview later that day was better. It was still a migraine in its own way, but a much more pleasant migraine, if that wasn’t an oxymoron. This applicant simply loved to talk, was energetic about talking, and treated punctuation as an unnecessary additional expense to conversation.
Cassie “Pattingcakes” Patterson got her nickname from her former career as a VTuber, someone who used a virtual avatar to chat with her stream’s viewers. She played a ditzy baker type and had them laughing about an experience when her chat decided to put in a lot of orders at a bakery. Not as a prank, mind you, but to feed the homeless and those who used the food banks in the area.
“So what happened was I said I’m going to call them, give them my credit card, and tell them to make $100 or so worth of various breads to donate to the local food pantry. Sure it’d go stale quickly but I mean everyone loves a good croissant or a nice loaf of pumpernickel bread. Then someone decided to add $20 to the order and I thanked them ever so much and it was cool that the chat decided to help out and well the ball got rolling and suddenly everybody started donating and before I knew it, the bakery was calling me telling me to STOP sending them orders they were doing triple the volume of a normal day and they were afraid they weren’t going to have enough dough made and that what we were doing was so COOL because this was going to allow them to pay rent and I told them that they better be careful or we’d do it all to them again tomorrow, and they started crying don’t worry it was happy tears and it was so AWESOME.”
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