Who Left the Portal Open?
Copyright© 2026 by Honey Moon
Chapter 2
Fantasy Sex Story: Chapter 2 - Kelly Anderson was a lonely woman with a HUGE 'Equine' secret. She thought the stories circulating about a group of gamers accidentally opening a permanent portal into another realm were Fake News. That is until she was harassed by a virgin seeking unicorn! Then two things happened within hours of each other. She met a tiny Goblin coffee girl at her office. Then she fell madly in love with the incredibly busty little green menace! Lonely no more, Kelly's life would never be the same!
Caution: This Fantasy Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Fa/Fa Consensual Reluctant Hermaphrodite Futanari Aliens Magic Were animal Sharing Incest Cream Pie Fisting Lactation Oral Sex Tit-Fucking Big Breasts Size
Usually an early riser, Kelly Anderson slept in for once. She felt so drained from her astounding night, that she slept through her alarm. Peering at her clock, she saw that it was after eleven already! She sighed. For a moment she thought that her amazing night was all some vivid sex dream, until she heard the snores. She smiled happily when she saw Fern Ironclub sprawled on the bed next to her. The pretty little Goblin snored like a chainsaw, but Kelly would never tell her. Frankly, she thought it was cute.
Not long ago she had dreaded how her world was being invaded by mythical creatures after a group of gamers inadvertently opened a portal into a realm of magic. Now she would like to find them and shake their hands! She had only met Fern yesterday, but she was already madly in love with the strange little green woman. Fern had decided they were life mates, and a delighted Kelly figured that made the beautiful Goblin her wife.
As a fringe benefit, the pesky Unicorn that had been wandering around downtown would leave her alone now. She was no longer a virgin! Oh wait. Did her pussy count? Drat! That was still a virgin. Oh well. Who cared if people thought she was a virgin, when she had her lovely little wife!
“Wife.” She whispered softly as Fern snored. “I like the sound of that!”
Staring at the tiny woman’s astoundingly large breasts, Kelly felt her cock growing hard. She ignored that. She had something better in mind. Moving slowly so as not to wake sleeping beauty, she brought her face close to a very large nipple. She gently grasped it with her lips. It took her a moment to figure out just the right way to suck, while moving her lips and tongue, but she was soon rewarded when hot fluid flowed freely into her mouth.
Happy as, well, a baby, Kelly suckled and drank the warm delicious Goblin milk. Fern’s snores were interrupted by a soft little sigh. Kelly remembered something Fern had said when she first learned that Goblins could lactate at will, and switched off. She wouldn’t want to make her little bride feel off balance.
“Did you enjoy your breakfast?” Fern asked sleepily.
“Oh! Sorry!” Kelly wiped milk from her lips, and couldn’t help a silly little grin. “I didn’t mean to wake you. I just couldn’t resist.”
“I’m glad I was here for you, Kelly! I usually have to express some milk in the mornings anyway. Sometimes I wake up positively aching when the swell up so big.”
“They get bigger?” Kelly giggled. “Sometime I’d like you to hold off as long as you can. Tell everyone at work that you have a cold, and they need to use powdered creamer!”
“That’s weird, but okay!” Fern giggled right back. “How about on Monday I go on a dairy strike?”
“I’d love that!” Kelly said excitedly. “I don’t want to hurt you, but let’s see how big those puppies can get!”
“Oh, it’s doesn’t actually hurt. I just get all edgy and cross. I’ll behave myself though, and promise I won’t beat anyone up if they demand any of my milk!”
“Good girl!”
“Kelly?” Fern asked with a grin. She tapped the hard penis of her mate. “Would you like to take me again? I mean, right now?”
“Is the poor little Goblin horny?” Kelly teased.
“What’s a horny? Goblins don’t have horns.” She sighed, the green of her face growing deeper as she blushed. “Goblins do need to, um, release tensions though. We, well, we need sex a lot, or we get a little odd. Kelly, I want you inside me again!”
“Well, we wouldn’t want an odd Goblin running around!”
This time, Kelly had no fear. She knew that the darling little thing could take every bit of her twenty-three inch horse cock with no harm. Who was she kidding? For years she insisted that she couldn’t possibly be two feet long! No human had a two foot dick! Now she could freely admit that her monstrous cock was just over twenty-five inches! Who knows? She hadn’t measured in ten years. Maybe she was twenty-six by now! Thicker than her wrist, too. Fern adored it, and that was all that mattered!
She shoved off the covers. Grabbing Fern’s surprisingly large feet, she yanked her around. This time, she wanted to see everything!
“Oh Kelly!” Fern giggled as she was lifted up by her ankles. “You’re so masterful!”
“You ain’t kidding, you little green menace!”
Holding Fern’s legs wide apart as she knelt on the bed, she pulled the giggling squirming tiny woman towards the wide flat head of her cock.
“It’s so big!” Fern squealed happily as the head pushed against her dainty opening. “Shove it in! You know it’ll fit! Claim me!”
Feeling absurdly like she was treating her little wife like a turkey wishbone, Kelly tried to force herself in while only holding the green woman’s legs. The head suddenly popped in, with a soft little squishy sound. Fern squealed in delight, so Kelly pulled and tugged, trying to get more of her massive cock into her amazing lover.
“My tummy is stretching!” There was no fear in the Goblin’s joyous cry. “You’re filling me up! Don’t stop! Get it all inside of me!”
“I won’t stop!” Kelly shouted, as she slowly buried herself into the little beauty. “Oh God, I’m stretching you all out of shape!”
“Goblins are resilient!” Fern said proudly.
“Goblins are elastic!” Kelly corrected as she tugged harder on the short green legs. It suddenly struck her how delightfully smooth those legs were. “Do you shave?”
“What is shave?” Fern gasped, as she put her hands on the bulge in her tummy and sort of masturbated the cock inside of her. “Everyone confuses me with new words!”
“Using a blade to scrape hair from your legs, um, and armpits.”
“Humans have hair, there?” Emerald eyes glittered. “That, that’s arousing!”
“That turns you on?” Kelly giggled. “What a little weirdo!”
“Don’t do the shave! I’ll let my breasts swell with milk, if you let your legs get furry! Werewolves are lovely! I dated one once. I was his bitch every full moon! He was insatiable! I left him when he got fleas though. Ew!”
“Hey, I don’t get furry!” Kelly insisted, even thought she had to shave her legs twice a week or they became completely covered with course black and white hair. Well, she had to shave her ankles every damn day, or she grew a tuft of fur like a Clydesdale horse! She hated how this feathering covered her feet! She didn’t even want to think about her damn tail! She had to constantly trim that! How the hell did it grow that fast? If she let it go for a month, it ended up nearly a foot long! She hated having her pants full of horse hair. It tickled her butt! “Not all that furry, anyway!”
She tugged harder, and managed to get most of her massive black and white mottled cock into the Goblin. It startled her to learn that her lovely bride once dated a werewolf. It didn’t trouble her, or make her jealous though. Dear God! It tuned her on! She actually laughed in delight. Would her lovely little wife let her watch if her werewolf ex came through the portal? Flea shampoos were a thing on earth. Would Fern let him go at it, after a good flea bath?
“I’m all out of shape.” Fern said huskily as she grabbed at the huge thickness of her own flesh around Kelly’s cock. “I must look awful!”
“Awful?” Kelly laughed “You’re fishing for complements! That beautiful stretched out belly is arousing me, you little green menace!”
“Kelly, I like being your little green menace! Now claim me, my beautiful stallion! Don’t make me beg! I need you so bad!”
Kelly grinned. Just twenty four hours ago, she would have been devastated if someone learned her secret and called her a stallion. From Fern, it just felt like delightful and fun sexy talk! Tugging on her little wifey’s legs, she got more of her shaft into the giggling happy Goblin.
Fern was twisting back and forth. Her massive boobs shook delightfully as her thrashing around helped get the cock completely into her.
Kelly watched in awe as Fern’s tummy bulged outward, outlining her cock completely. It was so exciting to see something she thought could only happen in the rather disturbing Hentai anime she sometimes watched. Was she actually inside Fern’s womb? Was she wearing her uterus like a living condom? Just the thought seemed to make her even harder!
“I’m full up! The fullest I’ve ever been!” Fern gasped, as huge balls snuggled up against her. “Now claim me! You know how I like it!”
Kelly sure did know! Now that she also knew that the precious little Goblin wouldn’t be harmed, she went a little wild. Still holding her lover’s ankles, she pushed the tiny woman from her. Then she yanked her back, hard!
“Yes!” Fern shouted in an explosive gasp. The force of the huge cock ramming into her actually compressed her lungs! “Oh Stars! Yes!”
The effects of a good night’s sleep, combined with the delightfully obscene sight of Fern’s belly bulging in and out, was pushing Kelly rapidly towards orgasm! She felt it approaching like a runaway fright train!
“Gonna fill you up!” She cried. Lust seemed to wipe away her lifelong shame. Grinning almost manically, she continued in a way that would have humiliated her just yesterday. “Take my equine load! Gonna pump you full of my horse cum!”
“Yes! Yes! Yes!” Fern huffed, each time the cock went in and forced out another gasping breath. “Your Fern needs your mating fluid!”
Mating fluid? The words set Kelly wondering again. What would she do if she knocked up her little love? Her eyes opened wide. Nothing! Nothing at all! She would just love her little green darling even more if she became pregnant!
With a massive throb, she exploded! She rammed in as deep as she could, drooling at the sight of the hugely distended belly sticking out from the lovely Goblin as it outlined her throbbing cock. Trembling, Fern grabbed the bulge, and began wildly trying to jerk off the cock inside of her. Eventually she had to give up. Her belly grew so large and round, that she lost her grip on the massive hardness inside of her. Her eyes rolled back, and she cried out in orgasm as her belly grew even larger than it had last night!
“Fern, hold on!” Kelly said huskily when she finally stopped pulsing cum into her partner. “Try, try to hold it in for a second. I wanna do something!”
She stared lovingly at the trembling green woman with the giant round belly. She tapped a finger against it. It wobbled and jiggled like a huge soft boob! The once again outie belly button completed the look. It somewhat resembled one of Fern’s wonderful big nipples! Then she took a deep breath. She knew she had to act fast! Shoving Fern away from her on the bed, her still hard cock exited the tight confines of her lover’s body with a wet slurp and pop!
“Oh Kelly!” Fern giggled as she desperately tried to hold back the flood. “I, I can’t! So much! It’s, it’s about to come out! It’s gonna leak! Can’t, can’t hold it much longer!”
Kelly collapsed onto Fern as her own cum started gushing out. Opening her mouth wide, she managed to get it over the geyser of her wife’s pussy! Trying not to breathe, she felt the fantastic force of it. Her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk’s as slightly used semen shot down her throat under unheard of pressure! Holding her breath, she was amazed when twin jets of white blasted out of her nose!
It gushed in much faster than when she sucked herself off. It was like sticking a fire hose in her mouth! There was no need to even swallow. It just pumped down her throat in a continuous steady stream of warm goo. Hands on Fern’s hugely distended middle, Kelly pressed gently but firmly, and the pressure increased. She tried wiggling her tongue against the pressure. She was rewarded by Fern screaming through another body shaking orgasm!
“That was wonderful!” Fern said dreamily when her tummy returned to normal. “Kelly, I love you!”
“I love you too, you little green menace!”
Kelly patted her own tummy and couldn’t help a resounding burp. Due to her advantage in size, she only had a slight pot from guzzling down her cum as it left Fern’s body. Somehow, it tasted so much better for having been up inside of her lovely little wife. The Goblin added a sort of spicy flavor that she adored. All her cum had actually been in Fern’s womb. Could she actually knock up her wife? The more she thought, the more she needed the answer to be yes!
“Kiddo, I need to ask you a question.”
“Kelly, I need to tell you something!” Fern said at nearly the same second.
“Okay, you go first.”
“Okay.” The Goblin took a deep breath. “In my world, every species can impregnate a Goblin. I, um, I’ve had more babies than I can count over the last few decades. I, uh, Goblins don’t have any way to stop pregnancy, except for, well, taking it up the, well, ‘other’ opening down there. That’s lots of fun, but many species don’t like it. They say we’re too tight back there and they can’t ejaculate.”
Anal, with her tiny wife? Kelly gulped. That was a dream she didn’t dare think about. Would Fern be able to take her like that? She would wait to see if Fern brought it up again. In the meantime, she would buy a whole case of lube to be ready! Then her mind sort of skidded to a stop.
“Wait. The last few decades? I thought you were nineteen or twenty. How old are you?”
“Kelly! I’m so sorry!” Fern started to cry. “Please don’t hate me! I lied when I filled out the form to get a job in your building. I said I was twenty! I thought I wouldn’t get a position if they thought I was too old! I, I’m really ninety! I’m nearly almost middle aged!”
“Oh honey! I didn’t mean to upset you!” Kelly pulled the tiny woman to her and hugged her tight. “I don’t care how old you are.”
“You don’t care that I’m nearing the end of my child birthing days? I won’t be able to have any more babies sometime in the next three or four decades!”
“Three or four decades?” Kelly struggled to keep a delighted smile from her face. “All I want to know is if it’s possible that I could be lucky enough to give you another baby right now. That is if it’s okay with you.”
“I, I’m okay with it.” She wiped her eyes and smiled sheepishly. “You say that you aren’t one of The Blessed, but my eyes and nose tell me that you are! I could scent your true self in your office. The Blessed can easily make the females of any species pregnant, but they always breed true. When mating with one of us, we always give birth to one of the Blessed. Goblins would go extinct if other beings didn’t grant us Goblin daughters because there are no male Goblins. If you put your Blessed child in my tummy, we should know in about six months when I start to swell up. Is that alright with you?”
“It’ll take that long for your periods to stop?” Kelly asked.
“Periods?” Fern thought for a moment. “What’s that?”
“Your monthly?” For whatever reason, Kelly blushed while trying to get the idea across. “You know, when you bleed from well, your pussy.”
“Yuck!” Fern shuddered at the thought of her life’s blood leaking green and wet all down her legs. “Why would I bleed down there? I’m not one of The Blessed, a Werewolf, or even a Centaur!”
“Oh you lucky lucky girl!” Kelly giggled, and then kissed the Goblin for the first time. It was exciting to run her tongue lightly over those razor sharp teeth. It was fantastic to feel Fern’s tongue slip all the way back to her throat, and enter her esophagus! It was a good thing she didn’t have a gag reflex. Having your tonsils licked kinda tickled, but it also felt really nice. “I hope you do give me a child! I already know that you look simply adorable with a big belly!”
“I waddle when I’m pregnant. You’ll probably laugh at me when my belly is so big it’s down to my knees.” Fern muttered angrily while frowning. Then she giggled and grinned. “Good news though. Goblins can keep having sex right up to the day we give birth. The baby just sort of pushes out of the way. Nothing can harm them. Goblins are tough at any age! Then after a day of resting up, we’re raring to go again! I told you how resilient we are!”
“That is something to look forward to.” Kelly’s horse cock was hard as a rock from thinking about Fern being pregnant. “I can guarantee that I will never laugh! Seeing your belly big with my cum was the sexiest damn thing I ever saw! Now spread those legs, and hold on tight! I think I need to fill you up so I can get another preview of how sexy a pregnant Goblin can be!”
Later, after washing each other, they spent quite some time cleaning up the mess in the living room. Kelly had Fern actually stand on her shoulders so her tiny love could clean the crusty area her semen had left on the ceiling. Then they drained the hot tub and scrubbed it out. Both of them giggled and joked the whole time. Kelly was astounded that she felt no longer felt shame or embarrassment over the superhuman amount of fluid she had produced. Fern told her that the Blessed always had to deal with such messes. It was just a part of life.
It was four in the afternoon before Kelly and Fern finally ventured out of the penthouse. Fern was quite a sight. She didn’t seem to mind, but her outfit was atrocious! Being naked, since her only garment was the destroyed “Got Milk” tee-shirt she had worn as a dress the night before, Kelly had to improvise.
Drastically cutting down a pair of very expensive designer jeans, Kelly fashioned a pair of mock culottes for the Goblin. Wearing them low so her tail could swing free, there was a little problem. They both giggled when Fern couldn’t button them over her delightfully wide hips and adorable bubble butt!
Thinking fast, an old USB cord was put into use as an Elly May Clampett belt. The odd fashion statement was completed by a pull over Dragonball hoodie. Fitting Kelly a little snugly, it was delightfully skin tight over the Goblin’s massive boobs! It also came down past her knees, hiding the crude USB belt.
Kelly had nothing she could use as shoes for the Goblin. She wore a size eight, but guesstimated that Fern would wear a men’s fifteen, wide! Her beloved had adorably large feet! Thankfully, Fern had admitted to only wearing shoes at work because her supervisor yelled at her when she showed up with bare feet. She normally went without shoes.
“Let’s get something to eat.” Kelly said as they rode her private elevator down to the lobby of her building. “Um, I forgot to ask. What do Goblins eat?”
“Meat, mostly.” Fern smiled, showing her razor sharp teeth. “Any kind of meat. Cooked, or natural.”
“You mean uncooked, Raw?”
“Yes.” She blushed, turning quite a darker green. “I have learned that if you catch and eat a pigeon or rat, people will scream and chase you away!”
“Nobody is chasing you while I’m around!” Kelly snapped.
“I wouldn’t eat a cat, dog, or squirrel though. Bunnies either. I like bunnies! I’m no barbarian! No civilized being eats adorable animals!”
“I’d eat you.” Kelly said, before she could stop herself.
“What! That’s not nice, Kelly!”
“Wait! I didn’t mean it like that!” Blushing, she bent nearly double and whispered an explicitly erotic explanation into a large triangular ear. “That’s what I meant by eating you.”
“Oh!” The lovely face turned an even darker shade of green. “I’d like that! I’d like that a whole lot! Then I can eat you!”
Kelly thanked her lucky stars that she had sated herself with her lovely little bride just a couple hours ago. The thought of that long tongue probing deep into her pussy was electrifying! She nearly slapped at the elevator controls to head them back to her penthouse! She really was hungry though, and managed to keep herself under control. She only got a minor stiffy that reached down to her knee. She could still walk almost normally.
As was her usual practice, she waited in the elevator and watched the monitor screen displaying the lobby. Her tenants didn’t realize that she was the building’s owner and their landlord. She had managed to keep it a secret all these years. When the lobby was empty, she opened the doors and practically dragged Fern out.
Taking the usual precaution, Kelly pulled Fern towards the main elevator, so she could turn and pretend she just stepped out of it. As luck would have it, the doors opened as she approached. That’s when she saw Miss Douglas stepping out. The woman froze, staring at Fern.
“Don’t tell me one of THEM is moving in here!”
“Okay. I won’t tell you.” Kelly said cheerfully.
“Is she with you?” The woman shouted. “Did you bring that filthy green alien into this building?”
“I took a bath just an hour ago.” Fern said helpfully. “I’m not filthy.”
“Come on Fern. Let’s go.”
The woman stood in their way.
“I don’t know why the army doesn’t fire nuclear weapons into that horrid portal thing, and stop this alien invasion for good!”
“Kelly, would you get mad if I went to battle?” Fern whispered.
“What are you talking about?”
“Storm-bringer!”
“No, sweetheart!” Kelly bent down and kissed Fern to calm her down, but also to drive Miss Douglas crazy. “I won’t let the mean woman bother my sweet little bride!”
“Bride? You disgusting overgrown lesbian bitch alien lover! I’m personal friends with the landlord! I’m going to have you disgusting freaks evicted!”
“You do that.” Kelly said sweetly. “Have a nice day!”
“She isn’t nice!” Fern said angrily after the woman left the building. “Are you sure you don’t want me to introduce her to Storm-bringer? I promise I won’t kill her. I’ll just chase her a little to teach her manners. Maybe I’ll break her nose with the broad side, but I promise not to cut her!”
“No, I’ll take care of this right now.” Kelly pulled out her phone and tapped a call. “Hello, Mr. Gleason? It’s Me, Kelly Anderson. Quick question. When is Miss Elisabeth Douglas up for lease renewal? End of the month? Perfect! Has she signed her new lease yet? No, she hasn’t? She’s supposed to come in next week to sign? Excellent! Tear it up! Do not renew! Evict that bigoted bitch, as fast as legally possible! She is no longer welcome in my building! I don’t care if it’s quite legal, but I want that notice on her door by the end of the day. Okay. Thanks!”
“What did that mean?” Fern asked, honestly puzzled. “I know that’s a tell-phone, but who did you talk to?”
“Cellphone.” Kelly smiled at how Fern had innocently combined telephone and cellphone. She snapped a quick picture of the lovely Goblin in her adorably silly outfit. It was hard not to grin. With those astounding ears, Fern would never be able to wear the hood unless she put slits in the material to accommodate them! “Mr. Gleason is my property manager and lawyer. Miss Nasty now has until the end of this month to get out! She’s going to get quite a surprise when she gets home later!”
They stepped outside into a lovely day. Then something startling happened. A tawny pony galloped by with a thundering of hooves. Kelly was getting used to seeing mythical beings, but she stopped and stared. The pony seemed to be in distress. The human torso it, no, she wore, instead of a pony neck and head looked scared. Her lovely breasts bounced in her halter top as she wrung her hands in dismay. Hair the color of her coat streamed behind her as she was nearly hit by a taxi.
“Keep away!” She screamed, as that pesky Unicorn turned the corner and spotted her. “You can’t mount me! You know you can’t!”
“Dianna!” Fern cried. “That’s a friend of mine from home! Kelly, we have to save her! Centaurs can’t breed with Unicorns! Nobody in my world can! Unicorn stallions can only successfully mate with Unicorn mares! Any other female dies long before a foal can be delivered! It’s something about their horns. They’re poisonous, even before birth! Once the horn develops, the mother dies! She must be in heat, and that Unicorn wants to mount her even though he knows it’ll kill her long before she gave birth to his foal!”
“Can Unicorns speak?” Kelly suddenly asked. “Can they think and reason?”
“They hardly ever talk to bipeds, but they do have language when they chose to use it!”
“Okay, stand back!”
Kelly stepped out into the street and crossed the Unicorn’s path. Yikes! It was erect! Knowing and loving Fern had changed her whole outlook on what she used to think of as her deformity. Now she felt proud that she was as well endowed as this horny horned beast. Maybe even just a touch longer. She was certainly thicker! Just as she had hoped, it recognized her and slowed it’s charge. When it trotted over to nuzzle her hair, Kelly grabbed it’s horn and tugged it’s head close to her face before it got any wild ideas about virgin humanoid pussy.
“Listen, you trumped up mule!” She whispered as the handsome beast froze. “I have no idea if a human is strong enough, but how would you like me to attempt to snap this damn ice-cream cone off of your head? I can feel that’s it’s warm. That suggests that it’s hollow, with nerves and a blood supply. I bet I can break it. Want me to try? Would yo bleed out? Would it be fatal? Do you feel lucky, punk?”
“Leave me, human! I crave the golden one!” His eyes narrowed. “Or you can give me the green one in even trade. I would enjoy her more than the foolish golden one. She will grow huge and bloated before she expires! Green ones always do.”
“Like hell I will, you damn horse!” Kelly yanked the head violently back and forth by the horn. “Keep your eyes off of my wife!”
“Do you crave scrambled eggs?” Fern asked, after sneaking up behind the snow white randy beast while Kelly held his attention. She grabbed a large testicle with either hand and held them tightly. “I can squeeze really hard. Let’s see which one breaks first, your horn, or these here goose eggs! I bet if I pull hard enough, I can even yank them right off after I pop them! I wonder which will be more painful. Loss of a horn, or becoming a Gelding when I tear off your nuggets and shove them down your throat!”
“Look at me!” Kelly ordered as she tugged on his horn to keep him from even glancing at Fern. “You kick her, and I will yank this ornament out by the roots and stuff it up your ass! Then I’ll cut off your hooves to make glue, and sell the rest of you to a dog food factory! Do you understand me?”
“I, I’ll leave!” The Unicorn screeched in a sickly falsetto squeak. Kelly saw unmistakable fear in his eyes. Not to mention tears of pain. Her Fern did have strong hands! “I desire nothing but to leave this mad world! I will wait in hiding until the portal returns to this cursed city!”
“Swear it!” Fern demanded. “Now!”
“I, I swear by my horn!” He whined. “Let me go, and you will never see me again!”
“Can we believe him?” Kelly asked.
“Unicorns are all bastards, even the mares, but they always keep their word if they swear by their horns. I think I may have squeezed just a bit too hard. He’s seriously lost interest in Dianna.” Fern giggled and let go of the large nuts. “His cock went right back into his sheath in seconds! I bet it won’t come out again for a week, and he’ll probably be piddling red for a couple days!”
“Get lost, clown!” Kelly let go of the horn and slapped the side of his face as hard as she could. She did it to humiliate the would be killer more than hurt him. She watched as the creature spun around and raced fearfully away. His back legs looked almost comically bowlegged and wobbly after what Fern had done. Then she looked around at the gathering crowd. “Let’s get out of here before PETA nails my hide to the wall, or someone calls the cops! Fern, get your friend and let’s go!”
She could see why the Centaur had panicked over being chased by the horny horned Unicorn. The Unicorn was a full size horse, nearly as big as a Clydesdale! Her well formed body was that of a pony. Her rump was only about four feet off the pavement as she clopped along. The randy Unicorn’s weight probably would have hurt her, maybe badly, long before his unwanted foal ended her life.
Her torso was that of a slender young blue eyed blonde woman. Kelly was amused by the thought that the world at the other end of the portal must be above average when it came to boobs. While not as impressive as her Fern. She felt a sudden burst of love and pride. Her Fern! While not as impressive as her gorgeous little wifey, the blonde had some serious D cups bouncing in her halter. Come to think of it, all the beings she had seen from the other world, were rather busty. Not the dragon though, but she did get a sense of femininity in it’s graceful movements and wide hips as it playfully dodged the helicopters. Egg laying hips? That would be something to see!
“You saved me, human!” The pony said in a soft voice. “I thank you!”
“Dianna, that’s not fair! I helped!” Fern said with a grin. “I was gonna scramble his eggs for him!”
“I saw.” Dianna giggled. “You are always ready to take on any foe, no matter how large!”
“You speak English too!” Kelly said in surprise. “Is someone teaching a course over on your planet?”
“I use Language!” The pony said in a haughty tone of voice. “Do not interrupt again while I am speaking!”
“Don’t you talk to my life-mate like that!” Fern said softly. “She saved you from that Unicorn. I only assisted!”