The Privy Report 2
Copyright© 2026 by Old Grey Duck
Chapter 7
READER FEEDBACK:
Tedbiker is a writer here on SOL who has been providing us with many stories to enjoy. Sweetie read “Accidental Landlord” and it contained a joke that she thought was great. With his permission, I can share the following...
Do you remember the Rastus and Liza jokes? There was one where they were making love on railway tracks. The driver of an oncoming train sounded his horn and applied the brakes and the train stopped bare inches from the couple. When asked why they hadn’t moved, Rastus replied, “Well, the train was comin’, and Liza was comin’, and I was comin’ ... and the train was the only one with brakes.”
From: yellowperil 24/2/2026, 9:07:37 PM
If a King sleeps in a king bed, and a Queen sleeps in a queen bed, where does a Prince sleep?
on an heir mattress.
From: mingdiaz58 3/30/2026, 10:03:41 PM
Co-workers next to each other doing the office grind.
1. “AAAAHHHHHHGGGGH!”
2. “What?”
1. “Autocorrect! Gets in my way, limits my vocabulary. It’s the bane of my life!”
2. “I’ll take a guess. Duck?”
1. “Yeah.”
2. Meh. You’re still using fowl language.”
From: gnostic 3/30/2026, 7:10:22 PM Larry Niven’s short story collection “All the Myriad Ways”
I had bought it for his essay “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”. (one of Asimov’s short essay collections referenced it so I had to track it down)
“What Can You Say About Chocolate Covered Manhole Covers?” is about a guy who shows up to parties and asks ridiculous questions that provoke long lasting discussions. several of the guests at one party begin to realize the guy is more than just a wit...
don’t want to give too many details, so hope that helps.
Orgasms are a wonderful form of stress relief. So if I ever tell you to go ‘Fornicate’ yourself, it’s because I care.
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