The Privy Report 2
Copyright© 2026 by Old Grey Duck
Chapter 6
In chapter 5 we read a few things about Little Johnny. He is QUITE a character! Got another story about his, courtesy of Main-E-Ak last night. Thank you.
The teacher is going over a biology lesson in her class. “Humans are the only creature that stutters.”
Little Johnny raises his hand. “I once had a cat that stuttered.” When asked to clarify that statement, he continued. “So next door to us was a family with a giant Saint Bernard dog. He used to come to the fence between the yards and bark at my cat. One day he managed to escape through the fence and ate the cat!”
The teacher wanted to know how this proved the cat stuttered.
“All he was able to say was ‘Hisssssssssssss... ‘ over and over. He never was able to say ‘SHIT!’ before the dog got to him.”
Two older businessmen are at a conference in Reno, Nevada, and after getting drunk to the point of near alcohol poisoning, decided to go to The Bunny Ranch for a night of fun. The manage to drive there in the rental car and stagger into the lobby. The Madam of the house quickly sizes thees two guys up and calls a few of her girls over.
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