The Privy Report 2
Copyright© 2026 by Old Grey Duck
Chapter 52
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From: Sparky 10/16/2026, 6:41:45 PM
Hilarious. I loved the one about the Irish nuns.
Talking about drive-in movies brought back memories for me. One night when I was about 11, dad asked me and my two younger sisters if we wanted to see a bedtime show. We all said ‘Yeah’, so mom said, ‘Well go get your pajamas on.’ We were skeptical but we went upstairs anyway, got changed and trudged back downstairs. Dad said, ‘Let’s go’ and went out to the car. Boy were WE EXCITED, but didn’t know where we were going because it was so late. Our parents took us to a drive-in and we had a lot of fun watching the movie and eating popcorn.
The next time dad said, ‘Who wants to go to the bedtime show’, we immediately yelled, ‘We do!’ then ran upstairs, quickly changed into our pajamas and ran back downstairs. Then mom said, ‘O.K. Time for bed’. Talk about a bummer.
Our parents would take us to the drive-in movie just often enough that we could never tell if they were going to take us for a car ride or send us to bed.
Have a great weekend.
From: johnew1953 10/27/2026, 4:55:37 AM
So, Dave and Phil were in a bar talking about women they would like to marry.
Dave says, You know, I’ve always wanted to marry a weather forecaster.
Why? replied Phil.
Just so I can have a woman who isn’t always right!
From: biiguy 10/29/2026, 7:42:37 AM
What does a Muslim dog say?
Allahu Akbark.
There was a time, years ago, when many of us attended school that was not at all like it is today. The great minds of education were still debating if we REALLY needed 26 letters in the modern alphabet. Was ‘duck and cover’ a viable way to survive a nuclear strike? (“Remember kids, when you see the flash...”) The officers of DARE were always telling us that there were bad guys out there to give us free drugs to get us addicted or would lace Halloween candy with something. I don’t recall either ever happening to me or anyone I knew.
One thing that hasn’t changed is that the occasional student would decide it would be fun to act up in class and see how far he could push things before I backfired on him.
Like my 14 year old grandson.