The Privy Report 2
Copyright© 2026 by Old Grey Duck
Chapter 50
The movie, The Wizard of Oz, is 87 years old. If Dorothy were to meet men who had no heart, no brains or no courage, she wouldn’t be in Oz. She would be in Washington DC.
At my age, I no longer get lost when I’m driving. I just take the scenic route until I remember where I’m going.
Tacos alone will not fill the emptiness in your soul. You also need either cold beer or margaritas.
If you put a potato in the microwave and press the “pizza” button, it still comes out as a potato.
SAMHAIN. A Gaelic word that means ‘Summers End.’ Pronounced as follows:
1: ‘Sow-en’ in Ireland.
2: ‘Sow-een’ in Wales.
3: ‘Sav-en’ in Scotland.
4: ‘Pumpkin Spice’ in America.
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Speaking which ... Here in the United States, Halloween is Saturday, 31 October, 2026. Daylight Saving Time in Sunday, 1 November, 2026. So this year we get an extra hour of Haloween Weekend! Use it wisely.
Nachos are just crunchy tacos that fell apart but kept the party going. I can respect that!
A group of bunnies is called a ‘fluffle.’ A group of bunnies fighting is a ‘fluffle kerfluffle.”
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