The Privy Report 2
Copyright© 2026 by Old Grey Duck
Chapter 5
As many of you know, I always welcome feedback. Below is something concerning Chapter 2, the ‘space manhole cover.’
From: GrandPaM 03/27/2026, 12:05:51 PM Sorry, dude, but I ran some numbers and scenarios with copilot, and the manhole cover never reached space anything near intact. Atmospheric heating and associated stresses in the lower atmosphere alone were in the 16,000 MPa range, and that alone would have ripped it apart and vaporized it. 2 full orders of magnitude in excess of the forces and energies it could have survived at all.
- GrandPaM
Little Johnny
Little Johnny...
Little Johnny misses school one day. The next morning, the teacher asks why he was absent.
“Dad asked me to help him on the farm. We have a cow that is in heat and we had to catch her to bring her to a neighbors farm. They have a bull and the cow was going there for a ‘date’ to get pregnant.”
The teacher nods then says; “I’m sure your father could have done that on his own.”
Johnny replied; “No, it had to be the bull and not my dad.”
A teacher is working on building word structure. She asks her students to say the names of things that eat, and have ‘tor’ in the word.
“AligaTOR!” one boy says. “VelocirapTOR!” a girl continues.
Little Johnny smiles. “VibraTOR!” The teacher says that isn’t a thing that eats, rolling her eyes, but is used to his coming up with questionable statements.
“Yes it is!” Little Johnny says. “I heard my mom talking to her friend that the one she has eats batteries!”
Little Johnny and his younger brother, Little Bobby, enter a CVS drug store. After wandering around for a few minutes, the two boys head to the check out register. Little Johnny puts a box of tampons on the counter. The older man at the register smiles and asks; “Sonny, do you know what these are and what they are for?”
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