The Privy Report 2
Copyright© 2026 by Old Grey Duck
Chapter 39
Something for the ladies.
G’day All! Daddy is working with Missy on her list of jokes for her Girl Scouts presentation, so I’m sneaking in and adding something here to the report. (This is Sweetie, in case you’re wondering.) We read a LOT of jokes here at the expense of women. Okay, some are funny. But, today, its turnabout for the men!
Why do men seem smarter during sex? Because they are connected to total genius!
Why don’t women blink during sex? Because they simply don’t have enough time.
Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg? None of them ask for directions/
Why do men snore when they sleep on their backs? Their balls cover their asshole and create something called Vapor Lock.
To read the complete story you need to be logged in:
Log In or
Register for a Free account
(Why register?)
* Allows you 3 stories to read in 24 hours.