The Privy Report 2
Copyright© 2026 by Old Grey Duck
Chapter 34
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From: Inspectot 6/28/2026, 1:41:49 PM Got this in an email some time ago. It is based on Shakespeare’s 7 ages of man
Two guys grow up together, but after college one of them moves to Michigan, the other to Florida. They agree to keep in touch and to meet every 10 years to play golf in Vero Beach.
At age 30, they finish their round of golf and decide to go for lunch.
“Where do you want to go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got the broads with the big boobs and the tight shorts and the...”
“Okay.”
Ten years later, they play another round and again the visitor asks where they should lunch, and again his friend says “Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got cold beer on tap, the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.”
“Okay.”
At age 50, it all starts up again with “Why Hooters?”
“The food is pretty good and there’s plenty of parking.”
At 60, the exchange goes “Why Hooters?”
“The wings are half price on Friday.”
At 70, the response to “Why Hooters?” is “They have six handicap spaces right by the front door.”
At 80, the out-of-towner asks his friend where he suggests they have lunch.
“Hooters.”
“Why Hooters?”
“Because we’ve never been there before.”
Inspectot
From: mingdiaz58 6/26/2026, 5:35:53 PM What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea? The oyster shucker shucks between fits...
Dom
From: Quine 6/19/2026, 7:11:43 AM The wife and son (age 8) and I were in the back of dad’s car on our way to Grandma’s for her Birthday. My son asked Grandpa, “What is that brown stuff between an elephant’s toes?” I just took a deep breath and hoped for the best. Grandpa said he did not know. Son said, “A slow native.” Exhaled with laughter.
True story. Grandma was dad’s mother. Son is now in his 50s and Dad and grandma have passed on.
From: blackjack900 6/16/2026, 8:25:46 AM Remember when we were young... “they” were always talking about their “Golden Years”? “They” forgot to tell us it was fools gold!
Blackjack
From: gnostic 6/11/2026, 6:39:37 PM
“If drugs aren’t allowed in sports, why is makeup allowed in beauty contests?”
Sports ban all sorts of performance enhancers, with harsh penalties.
However prayer is allowed.