Chapter 31

A professor was teaching a Human Sexuality class at a university. During the lecture that covered female anatomy, he paused and looked out at the class.

“Ladies, can anyone tell me what your asshole is doing when you have an orgasm?”

Silence for a few moments, and then a voice sighed and replied; “He’s probably out fishing.”

Remember: When applying for a job, the HR department can’t verify you were a regional manager for Toys-R-Us, Blockbuster, or Radio Shack.

Besides working together for decades on Sesame Street, Bert and Ernie also spent many years as morning radio hosts. Besides traffic updates, and news, the duo filled the airwaves with jokes and banter, along with music to help people on their commute.

But now? There was silence in the studio as Ernie read a fax in his hands, from Civil Defense. As licensed broadcasters, they were legally obligated to alert the general public that World War 3 had started and that nukes were launched and headed towards the United States. In a few short minutes, the population of the planet would be killed under a hail of fireballs sure to ‘glass’ the planet. But what was the point of telling everyone and let them live in terror for the last few minutes of life? Nothing could be done to stop it.