The Privy Report 2
Copyright© 2026 by Old Grey Duck
Chapter 30
The Next Generation?
Last Sunday, the leaders of the Girl Scout Troop that my granddaughter is a member of had a BBQ & pool party. Lots of fun, as Sweetie and I sat with the other adults and socialized. Awards were given out and we all cheered for the recipients. A few of the girls got up and sang silly songs or did skits to entertain everyone. My darling granddaughter has decided that “The Nut Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree” and with the help of a karaoke machine as an amplifier, she was able to tell jokes that had everyone chuckling. My daughter in law got most of her act recorded on her phone and in a fit of absurd grandpa pride, (along with parental permission) I am sharing them with folks on SOL. Yes, they are corny, but remember, we are dealing with kids ages 6 (Daisy) on up. Said grandchild is 11, so if you have heard these before? Just smile.
Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Because their horns don’t work.
Q: What do you call a hen that can count her eggs? A: A math-a-ma-chicken.
Q: Why did the block of cheese go to the gym? A: To get shredded.
Q: Where do pollinators go on vacation? A: An Air Bee & Bee.
Q: What do you call a place that makes really good stuff? A: A satis-factory.
Q: Why did the coffee file a police report? A: It got mugged.
Q: What is the difference between someone running and a duck? A: One goes quick, the other goes quack.
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