The Privy Report 2
Copyright© 2026 by Old Grey Duck
Chapter 3
Q: How is ordering a shower like ordering a hooker?
A: Neither would be required if the wife did her job.
(And then the fight started!)
In 1831 the Swedish Crown had 300,000 oak trees planted on the island ofVisingso. This was to ensure that there would be enough wood to build future warships. Generations of Foresters tended the trees. In 1975 the contacted the Navy to let them know that the trees were now ready to be harvested, only to be told that warships are now made of steel.
A very upset wife is yelling at her husband about laundry.
“I told you last night to put a load in the washer!”
The husband replied; “You said you had a headache.”
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