Chapter 27

Starting off with a “Little Johnny” smile or two.

Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” The teacher is shocked. “Of course not, Johnny! That would be very unfair!” Johnny is relieved. “That’s good to know,” he says, “Because I haven’t done my homework.”

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life, and asked him, “Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?” He answered, “Like the moon,” and the teacher said, “That’s such a beautiful answer because it’s calm and peaceful.” Little Johnny said, “No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning.”

The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven.” Mary replies, “He’s in my heart.” Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!” The teacher says, “How do you know this?” Then Little Johnny says, “Well, every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, ‘Jesus Christ are you still in there!?’”