The Privy Report 2
Copyright© 2026 by Old Grey Duck
Chapter 25
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From: mingdiaz58 05/26/2026, 3:29:31 PM Reporters discovered Santa Claus vacationing in Miami during the summer. He wears a very effective disguise. Speedos and a metal detector ... A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” ... I didn’t think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected ... This worked out ok. I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it came out as a rum & coke.
From: gschies 05/27/2026, 12:41:13 AM Hi,
Are the jokes about the miserly Scots still going around? If so, I happen to have one that - maybe - your grandfather laughed about...
A Scotsman comes home unexpectedly and finds - oh, yes, cliché, cliché! - his wife in bed with his best friend. Furious, he draws a pistol, takes aim and roars: Stand up, the both of you! One behind the other! I’ll shoot you!
Regards,
H.
Little Johnny:
As usual, Little Johnny was acting up in class. His teacher finally had enough and sent him to the school office. The principal wasn’t sure what was going on in the kids head, so he asked he school counselor to talk with the boy.
The counselor asked Little Johnny to sit down and that he wanted to play a game of “What If?” to see if he could get any insighted into the way the kid thought.
“What if you were walking down the hall and saw a locomotive racing towards you. What would you do?”
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