The Privy Report 2
Copyright© 2026 by Old Grey Duck
Chapter 22
Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Old:
1: Death is the #1 killer in the world.
2: Life is sexually transmitted.
3: Good Health is just the slowest rate at which you can die.
4: Health nuts are really going to feel stupid one day, laying in the hospital, dieing of nothing.
5: Give a man a fish and he is fed for the day. Teach a man to use the internet and he will never bother you again.
5A: Give a man a fish and he is fed for the day. Light a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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