The Privy Report 2
Copyright© 2026 by Old Grey Duck
Chapter 16
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From: upper 04/30/2026, 3:31:50 PM Re: Chapter 15 Dwarf tossing contests were actually a thing for a while, probably in the 1980s in the US. I remember a news story or two about them. It probably involved only a few bars (and dwarfs) total. Something about a bar owner who’s looking for a unique promotion and a dwarf wearing a harness and a lot of padding.
From: biiguy 05/1/2026, 12:27:17 AM Someone swallowed some Scrabble tiles. The next excretion couild spell trouble.
From: mingdiaz58 04/30/2026, 3:35:56 PM
Old Lady: “ Did you ever see a doctor about your stomach aches?”
Old Man: “ No, but I used an online symptom checker.
OL: “Is it serious?”
OM: “ Depends on your point of view.”
OL: “ What does that mean?”
OM: “ Apparently, I’m pregnant.”
OL: “I set up a swearing jar.”
OM: “What do cusses cost?”
OL: “Everyday cusses cost a quarter. Real rip-roaring cusses cost a lot more.”
OM: “How much more?”
OL: “ Last week, when I stubbed my toe, I had to cash out my IRA.”
A cowboy walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful woman. He smiles briefly at her then studies his watch. The woman asks “Is your date running late?”
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