The Privy Report 2
Copyright© 2026 by Old Grey Duck
Chapter 15
Q & A
Q: How are boobies and toys alike?
A: They are meant for children, but grownups like them as well.
Q: What do panties and nail polish have in common?
A: Both can be removed when a little alcohol is applied.
Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They hate to see men have a good time.
Q: What is the difference between a woman and a 2x4?
A: The sound they make when you nail them.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He didn’t wrap his whopper.
Q: What do you call a deaf gynecologist?
A: A lip reader.
Q: What does a dog have in common with a near sighted gynecologists?
A: Both have a wet nose.
Q: What do jelly beans do that a man can’t?
A: Come in many flavors.
And to show that the acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree, my granddaughter hit the family with this one, last night...
Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?
A: Moo-dy.