Dog King
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Chapter 3: Dog King eggs
What are dog king eggs? They are actually dog testicles. However, dogs don’t live long, usually only one or two decades. A dog that can live to 108 years old is extraordinary; it is the king of dogs. Dog king testicles, combined with some special medicines, are soaked in alcohol and have some special effects.
Everyone knows that if a dog bites you, you need to get a rabies vaccine; there is no cure for rabies once you are infected.
But Kelo treats dog bites with only Dog King Wine. He washes the wound with the wine, then drinks a sip of Dog King Wine, and doesn’t even need bandages; it heals in three days.
Kelo claims this isn’t superstition, but an undeniable fact, and once backed it up with a bet.
A person who was severely bitten by a dog chose to get vaccinated, while another person chose Kelo’s method: washing the wound with alcohol and drinking three sips. The person who got vaccinated struggled for two weeks, while the person who drank alcohol was reportedly well enough to plant rice seedlings just four days later.
Kelo became famous overnight. He was well-known in Maple Leaf and known to everyone because of the impact of this battle.
This Dog King Wine actually has another effect: it enhances male virility. Old Ke is fifty-one years old. He not only travels around everywhere, but also plays with women every night, sometimes several in one night. He borrows this Dog King Wine. Dino only found out about it because Old Ke unintentionally showed it off.
It’s not a big deal if you get bitten by a dog, as long as you have some wine. But now the wine is spilled, which is why Dino is complaining so much. It’s not that he’s afraid of being scolded by Kelo for spilling the wine. He can just brew another pot of wine. The key is that he has no wine to wash his wound.
Dino turned the gourd upside down and managed to filter out a few drops. He barely managed to apply it to the wound, and it was truly miraculous. As soon as he applied it, the bleeding stopped immediately, and yellow fluid slowly seeped out.
Dino needed another sip. Shaking the gourd, he sensed liquid remaining. He inverted the gourd, placed his mouth on the opening, and tapped the bottom twice. Something soft and fluffy, like a date, slid into his mouth. With a slight squeeze, some wine was extracted as he took a sip.
Dino was happy that there was alcohol. He put it in his mouth and left his wound unbandaged, waiting for Kelo to come.
About half an hour later, Kelo finally caught up. Dino came out when he heard the noise, which startled Kelo.
“Ou-uu Motherfu ... hah.”
Upon seeing that it was Dino, Kelo wiped the sweat from his brow.
He looked pathetic. Usually, he was always arrogant and haughty, like a rooster, but now he was covered in sweat, and his face was deathly pale, as if he had suddenly aged ten years.
“Serves you right, it’ll do you a good scare,” Dino thought to himself.
“Give me the gourd of wine.” Kelo sat down on a rock, reached out, and immediately saw Dino’s leg:
“What happened to your leg?”
“That guy’s dog chased after me and bit me. I hit him with a box, and then I spilled the wine too.”
Old Ke took the gourd, drank from it, and then inverted it. His expression shifted as he demanded, “Where’s the Dog King Egg? And there’s not a single drop left?”
“What Dog King Egg?” A sudden thought flashed through Dino’s mind, and he exclaimed, “That’s Dog King Egg?”
“What?” Old Ke looked at him suspiciously.
Dino stumbled aside, overcome with nausea. To his horror, the raw dog testicle he’d been holding in his mouth was gone. He realized he had unconsciously sucked it down to a small fragment and then accidentally swallowed it whole. The thought of having ingested the raw dog testicle was enough to make his stomach turn.
Kelo understood somewhat: “You ... you ate it?”
“The dog bit me. I wanted to have a drink, but we were out of alcohol. It fell into my mouth. I thought it was a sediment. Ugh.”
Unable to vomit, Dino was red-faced and frustrated. At the same time, Kelo stood there dumbfounded, his old face sometimes red and sometimes white, seemingly wanting to get angry, yet also seemingly helpless, and perhaps also having some other meaning.
“Master.” Seeing that Kelo’s condition was not right, Dino called out.