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Good Medicine - Residency II

Copyright© 2025 by Michael Loucks

Chapter 50: A New Routine

September 2, 1990, McKinley, Ohio

In order to be able to attend Jeremy and Sheila's wedding, Kris and I attended Matins and the Divine Liturgy at Saint George in Loveland, but left before the reception in the parish hall had finished, so we could get to the Country Club for the extended family celebration of Rachel's birthday.

She was, of course, in her element, having her third birthday party in eight days. I was happy to see my grandfather, as I had not had an opportunity to speak with him at length in some time. The gathering allowed that, as Rachel was the center of attention and was very happy about that.

"How have you been, Mischa?" my grandfather asked.

"Overall, pretty good, «Дедушка» (dedushka)," I replied. "As you can see, Kris and the girls are all healthy and happy. How are you?" ("Grandpa")

"Your grandmother and I are in good health for our ages, and I have very little about which I can complain except for the foolishness in the Middle East."

I frowned, "American soldiers and sailors are going to be in harm's way because our diplomatic efforts were inept."

"The problem is intractable," my Grandfather observed. "The British and French made a complete mess of the Middle East following World War I."

"Just as they did in Africa and Southeast Asia," I replied. "Of course, they had help in Africa from Germany, Portugal, Spain, and others."

"Sadly. If only men could learn to live together in peace," my grandfather lamented.

"Something for which the Church has been praying since the First Century, and which will come to pass only when we live together in the throne room of God."

"Sooner for me than for you," my grandfather said with a smile, showing he wasn't being morbid.

I nearly said, 'unless something happens to me', but my conversation with Father Roman acted as a filter.

"I hope that will not be for a long time, «Дедушка» (dedushka)." ("Grandpa")

"As do I; your grandmother, I'm not so sure!"

That last bit was said with a twinkle in his eye.

I chuckled, "We Borodin men can be quite difficult, and I believe all the women in our lives would agree! How is Alex?"

"He doesn't like TWA as much ever since Carl Icahn bought the airline, but he's happy in his job. Your cousin Diane is pregnant and is due in March; your cousin Jack is working at TWA, where he schedules planes."

"I'm not surprised by either of those. Do any of them go to church?"

"No. Aleksey has ensured none of them have any love for God. I pray for them daily."

"As do I."

"How are things at the hospital?"

"Mostly good. I have to testify in a wrongful death suit in November."

"Your mother told me about that; she said you have no fault."

"With regard to the patient dying, I agree. I'm positive Mom could list my faults, and the list would be long!"

"Mine, too," my grandfather chuckled. "Rahil is a determined woman and does not hold back her opinions!"

"I might have some experience with that," I chuckled.

"Eh, it is the lot in life for Orthodox men! That is why God gave us vodka!"

I laughed because I knew my grandfather was teasing. He wasn't teetotal, but he was careful how much he drank, though not as careful as I was. Unfortunately, that ended our private chat, as dinner was served, and I sat with my wife and daughters.

We all had a very enjoyable time, and after a wonderful meal, followed by cake and ice cream, Rachel opened a haul of presents from her three sets of grandparents; five great-grandparents; a pair of aunts — my sister and Lyudmila; and an uncle — Geno.

The only downside, from my perspective, was that my dad and Holly had declined our invitation. More unfortunate was that, with everything going on in my life, the opportunities I'd have to see him and my half-brother and half-sister were limited. I pushed those thoughts from my mind and enjoyed the rest of the evening with the extended family.

Because the entire extended family was Orthodox, we said evening prayers as an extended family, then everyone said 'goodbye', wished Rachel a final 'Happy birthday!', and we all headed home. Kris and I got Rachel and Charlotte into bed, then enjoyed a warm bubble bath and some lovemaking before snuggling together to fall asleep.

September 3, 1990, McKinley, Ohio

The only real change for Monday morning was that I received a new Fourth Year, or MS4, as I was supposed to refer to them — Lauren Peterson. I knew her, but she'd never been assigned to me.

"Morning, Lauren," I said when I walked into the surgical locker room.

"Hi, Doctor Mike! How does this work?"

"You put your head through the big hole, your arms through the little holes!"

She laughed and rolled her eyes, "I know how to put on scrubs!"

"Obviously," I chuckled as I began to change. "We're on call for surgical consults and EMS transports. We'll respond with the primary physician for all MIs and any traumas transported, as well as the usual surgical consults requested by other ED physicians. If the circumstances necessitate, we may see some walk-ins, but that won't be the norm. Generally speaking, there won't be any babysitting or even handovers from Mary, as we're not supposed to be primary on cases. Have you decided on a specialty?"

"Cardiology with a cardiothoracic surgery subspecialty."

"A long way of saying 'heart surgeon'," I replied. "Then I'll do my best to teach you the procedures, but I cannot allow you to do any that require a scalpel. That said, I'll make sure you know how to do them so you can hit the ground running wherever you Match. Are you planning to Match here?"

"I'm going back to Arizona, preferably Phoenix, but Tucson or Mesa would be OK. My family lives southeast of Phoenix."

We finished changing and arrived in the ED about two minutes before my shift started.

"How was overnight?" I asked Mary Anderson.

"Relatively quiet all around. Sunday nights are pretty calm. Two consults; one EMS for a trip and fall. No procedures. See you tonight at 5:00pm."

She left, and I checked in with Tracey at the clerk's desk, then erased Mary's name from the 'On Call Surgeon' spot and wrote in my name. Lauren and I went into the lounge, and I poured myself some coffee.

"May I see your procedure book, please?" I asked.

Lauren handed it to me, and I quickly read through her Sub-I in cardiology and her first four weeks in her surgical Sub-I.

"Ward duty, and you didn't get into the OR even once?" I asked.

"Doctor Kennedy wasn't asked to scrub in, so no."

'Doctor Kennedy' was Sue Kennedy, the female half of the married PGY1s. I wondered if it was just the luck of the draw or if there was some concern about Sue Kennedy, given that not scrubbing in even once during the third month of PGY1 was slightly out of the ordinary.

"Did you learn to read EKGs during your cardiology Sub-I?"

"I can identify irregular readings, but not tell you the condition."

"That's sufficient for our purposes as surgeons in the ED. Do you have a second cardiology Sub-I scheduled?"

"It's my last one of the year," she replied.

"That's obviously after you interview and Match, so from now until you interview, spend as much time as you're able learning the various rhythms and what they indicate. The more you know for your interviews, the better you'll look to the hospital."

"Mike?" Nurse Becky said from the door to the lounge, "Doctor Jefferson has an incoming MVA."

"On our way!" I said. "Lauren, let's go."

We grabbed our protective gear on the way to the ambulance bay and joined Letitia, her two students, and Nurse Angeline.

"Morning, Letitia."

"Morning," she replied. "Rollover, single victim. About a minute."

Because it was still before 6:00am, I didn't hear sirens, but did hear the air horn when they went through the major intersection about a half-mile from the hospital. About twenty seconds later, Squad 5 turned into the driveway, and a few seconds later, pulled up in front of us.

"John Kellogg; nineteen; restrained driver, rollover MVA; twenty-minute extraction; severe laceration to the left temple; GCS 4; crush injuries to both legs; BP 80/50; pulse thready at 120; PO₂ 95% on five litres by mask; IV saline and a unit of plasma."

"Trauma 1!" Letitia ordered. "Jacqui, call neuro and ortho!"

"Lauren, we'll need an Attending and another nurse," I said as we began moving. "Find Doctor Mastriano."

Both Jacqui and Lauren hurried ahead, and the remaining five of us, which included the two paramedics, moved Mr. Kellogg to the trauma table. Letitia gave instructions, and we began to work.

"Hang another unit of plasma!" Letitia called out to Angeline.

"I suspect a skull fracture," I announced as I examined the head lac. "Pupils are sluggish. Recommend prophylactic mannitol, IV push!"

"Do it!" Doctor Mastriano ordered, coming into the room with Nurse Becky. "Letitia?"

"Good airway, good breath sounds, sinus tach; I suspect internal bleeding, but I had Mike check the severe head lac first."

She and Doctor Mastriano began checking Mr. Kellogg's legs while I palpated his belly.

"Rigid belly; Lauren, ultrasound, stat!"

"Weak distal pulse," Letitia said. "Compartment syndrome."

There were just too many things wrong with this patient, and I was resigned to how it would end. Despite three doctors, three nurses, and three med students all working on Mr. Kellogg, we never managed to stabilize him, and he coded about ten minutes after he'd arrived.

"Don't flog him," Isabella advised. "Time of death 0518."

Lauren and I left the trauma room and were stopped by Deputy Jackson.

"Hi, Mike. He didn't make it?"

"Hi, Steve. No, he didn't. Too many things wrong. What happened?"

"Doing at least eighty and lost it on that curve on Route 50. Rolled at least six times and hit a tree. Took the firemen twenty minutes to cut away enough of the car for the paramedics to even get to him."

"Were you chasing him?" I asked.

"No. We got the call from a trucker over CB. He saw it and stopped, but there was nothing he could do. I was first on the scene, and the boys in the big red trucks showed up about two minutes later. Can you tell me which doc to put in my report?"

"Letitia Jefferson caught the run; Isabella Mastriano is the Attending."

"Thanks."

Lauren and I went to the lounge, where my coffee was still warm enough that I didn't need to pour it out. Some people would nuke their coffee, but to me, that ruined the flavor.

"What a dumb way to die," Lauren observed.

"Are there any smart ones?"

"I guess not, but what is it with guys and driving fast?"

"Don't ask me! I've never had a speeding ticket! My friend Jocelyn had a bunch!"

Lauren laughed, "You do have a rep for being a 'goody-two-shoes'!"

"You aren't the first person to say that, but I had my moments. They just weren't cars, booze, or drugs!"

"Rock & roll, right?" Lauren asked.

"Not until I was in college. And the other thing, too."

She laughed, "You and just about every other college student on the planet! Sex, drugs, and rock & roll is pretty much the definition of college for most people!"

"Where did you earn your undergrad degree?"

"Arizona State. One of the best party schools outside Florida!"

"Out of curiosity, how'd you end up at McKinley Medical School?"

"I was recruited as part of their outreach to get more female applicants. After talking to my advisor, I decided to apply here and to a few other schools that aren't in urban areas. I think I made a good choice. You're from around here, right?"

"West Monroe, about forty-five minutes west."

"Mike?" Paul Lincoln said from the door to the lounge. "Can I get a consult?"

"Sure. What's up?"

"Infected ingrown toenail, but I haven't ever seen one like this."

"Tell me about the patient."

"Wilbur Ellsworth, fifty-two; generally good health, no other complaints. Severe ingrown toenail of the right hallux; infected with draining pus; possible cyst."

"Cyst?"

"A large growth that he says started when he was seventeen. As I said, I haven't seen anything like it."

"Let's go take a look. Did you order X-rays?"

"No. I decided to get your opinion first. Usually we'd just refer someone like this to a podiatrist, but..."

"Yeah, I hear you."

He was obviously concerned about 'streeting' a patient with something he'd never seen before, and in his position, I would absolutely be concerned. He couldn't even articulate it because if someone asked me the right — or wrong, depending on which way you saw it — question under oath, it could be the end of his career simply from an inference drawn from an expressed concern.

Lauren and I followed him into Exam 4.

"Mr. Ellsworth, this is Doctor Mike, a surgeon. He's going to take a look at your toe."

"Hi, Mr. Ellsworth," I said. "OK to examine your foot?"

"Sure thing, Doc."

I washed my hands, put on gloves, then examined his hallux — big toe — and it was, indeed, something strange that I hadn't seen before, or even read about. There was some kind of growth, which could well be a cyst, that extended the entire length of the nail and partially covered it.

"How long have you had this growth on your toe?" I asked.

"Since I was about seventeen."

"Have you discussed it with your personal physician?"

"Don't have one; never had much use for doctors."

"How bad is the pain?" I inquired.

"Pretty bad," he said. "That's why I came in. Also saw some yellow pus."

Paul had properly irrigated the toe to rinse away the pus.

"I'm going to squeeze just a bit," I said. "It'll hurt."

"OK," Mr. Ellsworth agreed.

The cyst, or whatever it was, was relatively solid but had blood flow, and a bit of pus did ooze from between it and the nail.

"Mr. Ellsworth, we're going to step out for a moment," I said.

Paul, Lauren, and his two med students all stepped out into the corridor.

"Normally, I'd say a topical antibiotic and a referral to a podiatrist, but I'm concerned about that growth. I suggest X-rays, and we'll decide if he needs to be admitted or if we can refer him to a podiatrist. I'm positive whatever that is will require excision, but it's WAY outside both our specialties."

"Will you read the X-rays with me?"

"Yes. Call me when you have them."

"Thanks, Mike."

We went back into the room, and while Paul informed Mr. Ellsworth about the X-rays, I updated and signed the chart. Once that was done, Lauren and I returned to the lounge.

"That was weird," she said.

"All of us agree. Care to speculate?"

"I think a cyst seems most likely."

I nodded, "Yes. What else?"

"A tumor or some kind of abnormal growth that isn't clinically cancer."

"What are we looking for on the X-ray?"

"Density and contour, right? It can't show us much more."

"Correct. I'd almost go for a CAT scan, but Doctor Wernher would have my butt in a sling for a $3000 scan of an ingrown toenail!"

"You let cost decide?"

"Not without a fight, but in this case, unless we can show it's something that needs immediate treatment, a CAT scan is overkill. If it were free, sure, scan all you want, but they aren't free."

"Don't we own the machine, though? So it's not really $3000."

"Oh, you poor babe in the woods," I chuckled. "No, we don't own the machine. It's leased. And there is a per scan fee we pay to the manufacturer for every scan."

"You're joking!" she protested.

"I wish I was, but Moore Memorial couldn't afford to buy the machine. The lease rate is relatively low; the per-scan charge is where the money is. Did you take an economics class?"

"In High School."

"I bet they mentioned razors."

Lauren's eyes lit up in realization, "Give away the razor, sell the blades!"

"Exactly. We'll get a second machine once they expand radiology after we move into the new ED. We couldn't do that if we had to come up with a couple of million to buy the machine. The other thing about the lease is that we can replace the machine with a newer model every five years or so, something we couldn't do if we had to buy the machine."

"That's why scans are so expensive."

"While I suspect there is some excess profit that could be wrung out of the cost, think about amortizing several million dollars over however many scans are done during the life of the equipment. And while the cost of the scan is eye-popping, do you know how much we charge for Tylenol?"

"I've never looked at a bill."

"$8 for two tablets. You can buy an entire bottle for less."

"OK, that's just crazy!"

"I don't disagree."

"I always thought those reports of outrageous costs were exaggerated."

"Some are, I'm sure, but consider the fact that the hospital keeps its price list secret."

"Wait! What?!"

"Things they don't teach you in Practice of Medicine," I replied. "The Charge Master, that is, the complete price list, is considered proprietary and a trade secret. One of the most annoying things about the whole system is that charges for the same procedure can differ wildly for different people. Now, some of that is explained by variations in procedures, but most of it is because each insurance company negotiates a price, as does Medicare. Try asking Patient Services what a procedure costs, and they'll look at you like you're an alien."

"Do you support socialized medicine?"

"You're asking a government doctor who works in a government hospital where he treats people with government insurance if he supports government-run healthcare?"

Lauren laughed, "I hadn't thought about it that way."

"You haven't heard my spiel that we already have socialized medicine."

"No, I haven't."

I ran through it, and she laughed once again.

"My dad is a Goldwater Republican. That would make smoke come out of his ears!"

"I can imagine."

About twenty minutes later, Paul Lincoln came in with the X-ray and put it on the lounge's light board so we could read it together.

"That's not a cyst," I said. "It's a solid mass of ... flesh, I think."

"That's what it looks like to me," Paul agreed. "What do you think?"

"Apply triple antibiotic ointment, dress it, and street him with a referral to a podiatrist. You have to take it to Isabella, right?"

"She's my Attending."

 
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