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Good Medicine - Residency II

Copyright© 2025 by Michael Loucks

Chapter 23: It's Too Quiet

May 18, 1990, on the road from Rutherford, Ohio, to Indianapolis, Indiana

"How did it go?" Ghost asked once we left the Rutherford Hospital parking lot.

"One explicit proposition, and some light flirting," I replied.

Ghost laughed, "That's not quite what I meant, but no surprise, really."

"All good," I nodded. "I spoke to sixty-six students, and they all asked good questions. There are about ten who expressed a true interest in medical school. I offered them tours of the hospital."

"Did that include the one who made the explicit proposition?"

"No. She's the younger sister of one of my sister's friends."

Ghost laughed, "Say no more! My little sister's friends were, well, very friendly!"

"I was also asked to come back next year, though for graduation, to give the alumnus speech. It'll be ten years since I graduated High School."

"Time flies. I had my ten-year reunion three years ago."

"I haven't heard anything about our reunion, but I'm sure it's being planned. How was yours?"

"It was interesting. People don't always turn out the way you might expect. And girls who wouldn't give me the time of day were suddenly very interested. I bet that happens to you, too."

"Perhaps, but I'll have Kris on my arm, so it'll have to be more subtle."

Ghost laughed, "As if! Just wait. Think about Ellie or that girl who chased you for years, despite you being married."

"I'd rather not think about either of them! Do you know anyone who will be at this conference?"

"Two guys from med school. You know the main presenter, right?"

"Doctor Al Barton. I also met his prize pupil, Jessica Wilton, during my interview at Indiana University. He tried very hard to get me to come to Indiana, and then tried to convince me to interview at University of Chicago. Unfortunately, I heard Jessica couldn't make the conference."

"Neither of those was ever a real option for you, were they?"

"No. Well, Indiana would have been, if I had somehow not been accepted at some of my other choices. In hindsight, it would have certainly been second because of the trauma surgery program, but I didn't know that's what I wanted at the time."

"We haven't had as much time to talk, given everything that's happened. How are things going?"

"I'd say things are going well, given everything that has happened in the past six months. How is being a dad?"

Ghost smiled, "It's more challenging than medicine, but I suspect you know that."

I nodded, "I do. And in a month, Kris and I will have another daughter. I assume you and Oksana will have another?"

"If it's up to my wife, four, at least!"

"I'm not surprised at all by that. Elizaveta wanted four; Kris thinks two is the right number. Well, two together, plus the Tsarina."

"She's going to have her little nose bent out of joint when her sister arrives."

"Not as much as if we'd had a boy!"

"Oksana suggested we arrange the marriage as soon as your daughter is born."

I chuckled, "Of course she did! And I wouldn't have a problem with that, but I suspect our kids will have minds of their own."

"I'm positive they will!"

May 18, 1990, Indianapolis, Indiana

Ghost and I checked into our rooms, then went to the registration desk to pick up our credentials for the conference. We completed all of that just in time to join the other attendees for dinner in the main ballroom. Unsurprisingly, we were at a table with Al Barton.

"Hi, Mike!" Doctor Barton said as we walked up to the table.

I shook hands with him.

"Good evening, Doctor Barton. This is Doctor Greg Casper, known as 'Ghost'. Ghost, Doctor Al Barton, Chief of Emergency Medicine at University of Chicago Hospital."

Ghost shook hands, and we sat down.

"You can call me Al," Doctor Barton said.

I chuckled, "Nice riff on Paul Simon; the singer, not your US Senator!"

Al Barton laughed, "I don't think any of us want to hear Senator Simon sing. How are you, Mike?"

"Things are going well. I'm just finishing PGY1, and it's been quite the journey."

"I was very glad to hear that both doctors survived. How are they doing?"

"Shelly Lindsay is back full-time; Loretta Gibbs is still in rehab due to her spinal cord injury. I'd guess it's at least another four months before she could attempt to return to work. How is Jessica? I had hoped to see her, but I heard she couldn't make it."

"One of her closest friends will receive her Master's tomorrow. She and her husband decided that was more important, and I couldn't reasonably object, given the situation."

Waiters and waitresses began serving dinner, and we started eating, which limited the conversation. Ghost and I introduced ourselves to the other seven doctors at the table, who were from hospitals spread across the country.

"How has your training worked?" Doctor Barton asked.

"Very well, actually. As much as it pains me, Shelly Lindsay being out meant I was able to assist with surgeries and even performed a pair of appendectomies from start to finish."

"You're joking!" Doctor Barry Commoner from Swedish Medical Center in Seattle. "No PGY1 should touch a patient in the OR!"

"He's not joking," Ghost said. "He's proficient with pericardiocenteses, thoracostomies, and central lines. His training has been accelerated because he's just that good."

"I tried to recruit him to come to Indiana, and tried to get him to Match at UofC. I think, in the end, he's in the right place because he's had opportunities nobody else could reasonably give him."

"But a PGY1?" Doctor Nick Foster, from Leonard Morse Hospital in Natick, Massachusetts, queried.

"It really is mostly due to it being a new program and the hospital being shorthanded after the shootings," I said," as well as a surgeon leaving mid-Residency."

"No," Ghost said, "it really is because you're just that good. Sure, circumstances created the opportunity, but without your skills, it would never have happened. Your choice of the pathology Preceptorship made a huge difference."

"Pathology?" Doctor Amber Sutton from Johns Hopkins in Baltimore. "Why?"

"Name any other way a medical student is able to use a scalpel in a hospital setting," Ghost said. "Mike was able to cut every day for eight weeks during Fourth Year. Our Chief Surgeon is recommending a pathology Preceptorship for his top students."

"That's contrary to every bit of advice I've ever heard," Nick Foster said. "But it makes absolute sense. That said, our Chief of Surgery would never go for it."

"Sometimes you have to buck the trend," Doctor Barton observed. "I'd really prefer my trauma surgeons were trained the way Mike is being trained, but our Chief of Surgery is conservative."

"So is ours," I replied. "But as Ghost said, circumstances created an opportunity. We'll see if my current student receives the same training when she begins her Residency on June 1st. She'll be the second Resident in trauma surgery at Moore Memorial."

"You have one of our former Residents," Doctor Tom Burns from Cook County in Chicago said.

"Perry Nielson," I replied. "He's pointed out that you see more gunshot wounds in a day than we see in a month."

"Sad but true," Tom replied.

"Al, how is Jessica doing?"

"She'll start a surgical rotation in about a month, and she and Steve have a son, who's one. I know you have a daughter from ... well, I'm not sure how you want me to refer to her."

"Neither am I," I replied. "I usually just use her name — Elizaveta. Rachel will be three in August. Kris and I will have a daughter late next month."

"It might not be my business," Doctor Sutton said, "but may I ask?"

"Elizaveta died the day she gave birth to Rachel," Ghost said. "She had an intraparenchymal bleed due to an undetected and inoperable congenital arteriovenous malformation."

"Oh, shit," Doctor Sutton said quietly. "I'm sorry, Mike."

The other doctors also offered their condolences.

"Thanks. I didn't relish raising Rachel as a single dad, so about fifteen months after Elizaveta died, I remarried. And, in one of those interesting coincidences, Ghost is married to my wife's first cousin."

"I blame Mike!" Ghost said. "He introduced us!"

I chuckled, "I'll take that blame because I know you're happy! Ghost and Oksana have a baby boy who was born about a month ago."

Everyone offered Ghost their congratulations. We continued eating, and when we finished, Doctor Barton excused himself and went to the lectern to give the opening address. It was short and followed by the social director discussing the options. Dinner on Saturday would be early enough for me to attend Vespers, but the Sunday morning sessions wouldn't allow me to go to church unless I wanted to skip two presentations — one on treating strokes in the ED and the other by a physician who was also an attorney presenting on EMTALA.

Going to Vespers on Saturday meant missing both optional social activities — a jazz concert or a tour of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway following the practice session for the Indianapolis 500. Ghost was going to the jazz concert, and had encouraged me to go, but I'd begged off. I would, on the other hand, stay for the 'social time' after dinner, as I wanted to speak with as many other emergency medicine specialists as I could to develop a network of contacts that would come in handy in the future.

When the two brief speeches ended, the bar was opened, and urns of coffee were provided. Everyone got up and began to mingle, and I made an effort to move around the room and introduce myself. Ghost spent a good amount of time speaking with his friend from medical school, then did the same thing. I was somewhat disappointed that Jessica hadn't been able to attend, as I would have liked to catch up with her, especially given all the connections I had to her husband.

Just after 9:00pm, I excused myself and went to my room to call Kris. After we spoke, I said my evening prayers and went to bed early, electing to take the opportunity to get a very good night's sleep.

May 20, 1990, Circleville, Ohio

"How was the conference?" Kris asked when I arrived home early Sunday evening.

"Lots of good information, and I made a number of good contacts. I caught up with Al Barton, though, as I mentioned last week, Jessica Wilton — well, Adams, as she's married — wasn't able to make it."

"She's married to the guy you said has been around the periphery of your life since High School, right?"

"Yes. Someday I want to meet him, though Al says he's very busy with a computer software company he and some friends started right out of High School. And, of course, Jessica is a Resident, so her time is limited. She'll start a surgical rotation in June. I'm fairly certain she took time off to have a baby because she ought to be a PGY3 at this point, but she's only a PGY2, and I can't imagine anything else slowing her down."

"It's terrible how they treat women who have babies!" Kris declared.

"I agree with you, and I will do everything in my power to help change things. And you know Clarissa and Mary will support me, and I'm sure others will as well. That said, we're up against entrenched beliefs, and those are the hardest to change."

"The French nobility believed they were in an unassailable position. You know what happened to them!"

"Yes, the Reign of Terror, which, in the end, trapped the man responsible for it! That's a cautionary tale against revolution, not for it!"

Kris laughed softly, "«Le docteur américain» knows his French history!" ("The American doctor")

"If he didn't, he'd have learned it in self-defense! After all, you did fly the socialist banner on May Day!"

"And I'm going to teach our daughters proper politics!"

I chuckled, "Which, given how things typically go with kids, will mean they'll be card-carrying Republicans!"

"«À Dieu ne plaise!»" Kris exclaimed. ("Heaven forbid!")

I laughed, "Even I know what that means! But I'm sure you know the American joke about how to get a teenager to do something!"

"Tell them not to! That's because Americans do not understand how to raise children properly!"

"As I keep reminding you, you are American, and I have the papers to prove it! All teasing aside, I don't disagree that what passes for raising teenagers here is misguided."

"Going back to your conference, what did you learn?"

"Some interesting new treatment protocols for strokes, though we'll need to acquire the proper drugs before we can implement them. Ghost is going to submit a proposal based on the session we both went to. For most of the other sessions, Moore Memorial is actually leading the way, despite not being a Level I trauma center. We have Preceptorships and a trauma surgery program, both of which are relatively rare at other medical schools and hospitals.

"The other sessions that were most interesting were on EMTALA and on operating a Level I trauma center with Advanced Life Support paramedic services. EMTALA looks as if it's going to go exactly the way we think in terms of legal liability, and some hospitals are seeing a significant increase in patients presenting at the ED who have no good reason to be there instead of a family physician or urgent care."

"No good reason except no health insurance and no money," Kris said. "That should NOT prevent you from receiving the best possible medical care."

"To quote the movie Wall Street'somebody has to pay'. But what I meant was a medical reason, which you knew! You know my objection is about the lack of resources, not about providing care. That said, I am singularly unqualified to provide good, individualized care with any kind of continuity. I don't have the training, experience, or time."

"You're saying you couldn't be a doctor in a family practice?"

"I could, but I would need to focus on an entirely different aspect of medicine — preventative care, nutrition, inoculations, and so on. Clarissa would be better qualified, and even she doesn't focus on preventative care or wellness. We really are that specialized. That's why in the ED we call for consults from various services."

"How was 'Career Day' at your High School?"

"Good. There are about ten students who are truly interested, and I invited them to come for a tour at some point."

"And did the girls flirt?"

"What do you think?" I asked with a grin.

Kris rolled her eyes, "Of course they did! But I know you well enough that you made sure to mention you are married."

"I did. Changing subjects, how is Charlotte Michelle doing?"

"She's making her mother uncomfortable, that's how she's doing!"

"Does the pretty Franco-Russian girl need a shoulder rub?"

"She does!"

May 21, 1990, McKinley, Ohio

"How was the conference?" Shelly Lindsay asked when we met in the surgical locker room on Monday morning.

"Informative," I replied. "I'll circulate the minutes when they're published."

"How many girls propositioned you at 'Career Day'?" she asked with a smirk.

I laughed, "Just one. The younger sister of one of my little sister's friends. Other girls flirted lightly; she was very explicit about what she wanted!"

"It sounds as if someone checked references!" Shelly teased.

"I'd say that's accurate. I'd love to see you fend off the High School guys who think they have a chance with the sexy doctor!"

Shelly laughed, "As if THAT were going to happen. The last thing I need is a teenage boy! Ugh! I never understand those female teachers who do that. It makes zero sense to me!"

"Lots of things don't make sense to me! If I tried to understand them, I'd lose what's left of my mind! And on that note, I need to get down to the ED."

I left the locker room and took the stairs down to the ED, where Mary was waiting for me.

"Morning, Doctor Mike!"

"Morning, Mary! Ready for your last three days of medical school?"

"I am! But I'm not relishing not having any shifts for a week!"

"I hear you, but as I said, take the time to relax, and we'll hit the ground running on the 1st."

"Our medical student assignments for next month are on the board. You'll have Al Baker, and I'll have Tom Lawson."

"That's about the best we could hope for," I replied.

"But, we'll also both have Emergency Medicine Third Years — Nelson Jones for me and Molly Sexton for you."

"I'm not really surprised at that change," I replied. "Given we're working the ED, it makes sense. I'm going to go ask Doctor Wernher about it."

I went to the Attending's office and asked Doctor Wernher if he had a moment. He invited me in.

"I have a question about a change to the plan. I see that both Mary and I have emergency medicine Third Years assigned to us starting in June."

Doctor Wernher nodded, "We had a scheduling problem with Third Years. The upcoming class had a much lower drop rate than is typical, which means we needed an additional ten slots across the hospital."

"Interesting. Any idea why?"

"It happens occasionally. The following class had a higher number of dropouts, so we'll have the opposite problem in a year."

"So, just a function of the normal distribution around the trend line, or, as they say, it averages out."

"Yes. Anything else?"

"Just that after Wednesday, I'll need a nurse assigned to me because I won't have a student."

"That's a question for Ellie Green."

"I'll take it up with her, thanks."

I left his office and went to find Ellie, who was at the nurses' station.

"Morning," I said. "I'm going to need a nurse starting Thursday until Mary starts her Residency on June 1st."

"Morning! You can have me anytime!"

"You've made that quite clear," I replied with a smile. "But I was thinking about patient care."

She consulted the nursing schedule, then said, "You can have Becky in the mornings and Kellie in the afternoon and evening. They each have a student nurse assigned."

"Thank you."

I walked over to where Mary was waiting with a chart.

"The upcoming Third Year class had fewer drops than usual, so they needed ten extra slots for Clerkships," I said. "The following one has more drops than usual."

"You didn't hear?"

"I'm not tuned into the med school gossip network, and you've been my only student for some time."

"A First Year was dismissed for failing a random drug test and, on his way out, narc'd on the rest of his study group, who were then tested. All five were dismissed last Friday."

 
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