System of the Beast Slayer [litrpg Adventure]
Copyright© 1999 by CaffeinatedTales
Chapter 57
“Ah—perfect.”
Steam rolled. Roy leaned against the marble rim of the bath, bare to the waist, eyes closed, feigning sleep.
Mount Carbon was bitter with cold, yet coal and water were plenty, so the baths kept hours through the night. Smiths, guards, pit hands—after a hard day they came to soak, to wash the grit and sweat away, to unmake the day for a while.
It was broad daylight, eight or nine in the morning, and the great hall could hold a hundred men. Besides Roy, an outsider, only a few dwarves who’d finished the night shift lounged in the pools.
They wore towels. Most carried potbellies, thick arms, dense black chest hair. Take the faces away and they might have passed for apes. Roy’s skin was smooth, his fine hair barely visible, his complexion much paler than the weather-darkened dwarves around him.
That made them look. Roy wrapped his towel tighter and listened. Two dwarves opposite jabbed and whispered.
“Is that one a human? No chest hair, no handsome beard, not a hint of manliness ... ugly as sin.”
One of them preened the floating whiskers on his own chin and scoffed.
“Human men are all hairless chicks. No dwarf woman would look twice. But brothers, be wary; they keep coveting dwarf women, they’ll try anything.”
“Enough. Show some respect. You lot want a night in the cells? He is the High Elder’s guest.”
Roy felt a prickly oddness. He was no exotic aesthete. He would not be taken with a beardy, hulking dwarf woman in a hurry—unless she were a sorceress. He thought it through and grinned inwardly. The dwarves’ fear for their women seemed to be born of low birthrates, a notion that made children and strong-bodied dwarf women precious.
He kept glancing sideways, careful not to stare. The dwarf opposite had a solid back, stubby legs, shoulders like press plates. Short in stature, plenty in bulk. The sight felt like being at a forge and looking at a hundred anvils.
“How does a Leshen pick its sigil-bearer?” he muttered to himself, and then shook his head. “If I keep looking, my eyes will fall out. Time to rest.”
An hour of soaking had him nearly soothed when a gust at the entrance set his back to tingle. Footsteps pattered. The scene that followed made him wish the water had swallowed him.
“B ... Barnet, you ... you dumb mule—h-how’d you get even fatter? Keep it up and you’ll be a swine!”
“Oh, shut yer trap, you half-wit, Bernie. You mouth off at the Shield of Mount Carbon? Come on then, fight me fair if you got the guts!”
The towel slipped. Naked dwarves piled together, chest to chest, forehead to forehead. Faces contorted. The insults ran like a butcher’s litany.
“You were born from a bear’s den, a primitive eater of raw meat!” “You crawled from the squirrel’s arse, you runt!” “You sneak into the pens at night and do wicked things to the stag, you lecher!” “Fucking idiot!”
Bernie stomped and wiped his brow. His pupils narrowed to slits.
“Boss ... boss, that fellow’s back ... that shape looks ... familiar.”
Roy recognized the stutter. Cold sweat bloomed on his brow. He was trapped in the baths. Eyes closed, he slid beneath the water like a mouse.
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