The Almighty Warrick (Crossover)
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Chapter 1: The Cock Witch of Hogwarts
Erotica Sex Story: Chapter 1: The Cock Witch of Hogwarts - Legends tell of a planeswalker who travels the dimensions, takes their women, and leaves them all satisfied. They only call him Warrick.
Caution: This Erotica Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/ft Mult Consensual Drunk/Drugged Hypnosis Heterosexual Fan Fiction School Magic MaleDom Rough Gang Bang Group Sex Interracial Anal Sex Cream Pie First Oral Sex Tit-Fucking Big Breasts Leg Fetish
Hermione Granger had better days.
All because of Ron Weasley. His idea of catching her attention was spreading false rumors around Hogwarts that she had given him an STD after both of them had the longest and hottest night of their lives. The catch was that this STD made his dick bigger, longer and wider. He never said a word about it while in her presence, all to maintain the facade that this whole thing was just a baseless rumor. Something Draco might pull.
But she knew the truth. She knew it because as soon as she confronted him about it and stormed off, he said right to her face that he’d find someone else who could appreciate him. The rumor got even worse, that he was bragging that he’d be more than happy to share his new and improved penis with them, but not to the bitch who gave it to him in the first place. Fortunately, none of the girls were giving him the time of day.
That didn’t exactly help her situation. Sometimes she would see the suave ladykiller trying to work his mojo and flirt, and Hermione herself almost giggled at his cheesy pickup lines. Amusing as that was, she would see his targets in question look straight at Hermione, as if they were wondering to themselves if she really did have that kind of STD. Sometimes she’d see the other girls full on giggling and looking at her. Even when they weren’t openly laughing, she could swear that they were looking at her for longer than usual.
The boys were far worse. Harry was an angel as he always was and very supportive. But everyone, even Longbottom, had something to say to her. He was just oddly curious in that dippy sort of way. But when she first saw Malfoy after the rumor got around, he was ready to have a jest at both her and Ron’s expense, saying that she’s such a filthy mudblood not even the promise of a bigger penis would be enough to get anyone to sleep with her, except for a loser like Ron Weasley. That even with knowledge of her little condition getting out that all the boys still had enough sense to avoid her like the plague.
It wasn’t long before everyone in her year called her the Cock Witch of Hogwarts. Fed up with everything, she was by herself in her dorm room that night. Just the first day after, she felt like her whole world had turned upside down. When her roommates showed up, looking at her, she had a feeling it couldn’t be good. Lavender whispered something too low for Parvati to hear.
That set off Hermione. “Oh, are you two here to have a bit of sport with me too? Looking for Hermione the Cock Witch?”
Parvati snorted hearing that. She didn’t mean for it to come out, but she couldn’t help herself. Lavender on the other hand was barely keeping the laughter from getting out.
“So I was right,” said Hermione, getting up and making to leave.
Lavender finally calmed down. “What? No, of course not,” she said, still with an obnoxious smile on her face. “That Ron I swear, he can be horrible, can’t he?”
“You’re saying you don’t believe it?”
Lavender was too busy getting the giggles under control to say anything. “I’ll tell you what, I can’t decide who’s worse,” said Parvati. “Ron who started this mess or all the idiots who believe him. You can do way better than him.”
“Yeah, Ron Weasley?” said Lavender. “More like Wrong Measly?” She had only barely got herself under control and then her own stupid joke had her in stitches even worse.
That was enough to make Hermione smile. “Thanks you two! It means a lot.” Then feeling a bit haughty, her smile turned sly. “And if you must know, I haven’t yet actually done it with anyone else yet.”
“Duh, we know that you have better taste than some showoff like Ron Weasley. I swear, if he was rich like that bastard Malfoy, they’d be best friends.”
“And to think I had a crush on him!” said Lavender, finally calming down. “You know he actually tried opening on me that he’d be happy to share his new Elder Wand with me. I don’t think I’ve ever been so disgusted in my life!”
“Me too,” sighed Parvati. “What a loser.”
“But that gives me an idea.” Lavender was as sweet as can be to the point of being ditzy, but then holding her head on the back of her hands, her normally innocent angelic expression turned impish. “How about we get you some action for real?”
“Not with someone like Ron and none of the dumb boys around here either,” said Parvati.
“Yeah, maybe Harry...” said Hermione fondly, a faint tinge coloring her cheeks.
“No because then they’ll bully Harry too,” said Lavender. Hermione had been crushing on him for the longest time but had to admire the girl’s keen insight. Lavender Brown known for being a bit hysterical was now making the most sense. It would be horrible if Harry was dragged into Ron’s idiocy.
“Yeah maybe,” droned Parvati, still a bit peeved about Harry after he sidelined her during the Yule Ball.
“How about we take you down to Hogsmeade? Plenty of guys who don’t care who you are.”
“You’re talking like you know a thing or two about this,” said Parvati, looking straight at her. “Bet you’ve been around the block before.”
“Oh please, it’s just that there’s guys from the old Order of the Phoenix hanging around.” And then she folded her arms with that same devilish smile. “If the boys here ever call me the Cock Witch, I’ll be more than happy to show them a thing or two. I just hope I don’t get any real hog warts by the end of it.”
“Uh, okay, wow.”
“Thanks you guys,” said Hermione. “But I really don’t think that I want to actually go and...”
“Oh come on now!” Lavender said, taking her by the arm and getting her up. “They’re going to be calling you the Cock Witch of Hogwarts one way or the other. How about you at least enjoy yourself a bit?”
“Yeah, what do you want to do, cry in your pillow all night, or get out and fuck?” said Parvati.
Hermione laughed. “Well, when you put it like that...”
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The plan pitched by the two little devils was for Hermione to score with some hot studs at Hogsmeade. That didn’t mean they couldn’t have themselves some fun either. They didn’t play in the little kiddie pool at Rosmerta’s Three Broomsticks either. They went straight to the Hog’s Mead where they served the real strong booze.
They came prepared too. All three girls heard of these things called slutty schoolgirls that guys in the muggle world just couldn’t get enough of. They figured they’d give the wizarding world a taste of it. Short sleeved dress shirts and short little plaid skirts that left nothing to the imagination. Parvati being the most proper, her shirt was all buttoned up, but it didn’t do a thing to keep her big tits from bulging out, and in the modest skirt she wore, her ass was still filling out to the point of sticking out, there was a reason Harry and Ron chose her and her sister for the Yule Ball despite both having eyes on other girls. Lavender on the other hand had hers unbuttoned so everyone could get a real good look at her cleavage with an especially short skirt that only stopped short of her panties, she was a dippy girl only concerned with frivolous things and had come dressed for this occasion. And Hermione still being unsure of herself had her shirt just slightly unbuttoned with a modest enough skirt.
Not that it kept any of the guys here from looking at her.
There were hot guys there. Nothing like the little boys in their class who bought into Ron’s stupid little prank. Men of various ages who looked at the three girls, sizing them up from their corner in the room, old guard of the Order of the Phoenix. Normally it would have made this trio a little uncomfortable, and indeed Hermione had felt that way the first time she had come here. But things were so much different now.
Aberforth wasn’t exactly enthused with students from Hogwarts visiting him. Especially the way they were dressed. But business was business. And just three of them, he didn’t care that it was three girls in a place like this one as long as it was just three of them.
Hermione was sitting in between both girls. Lavender was the first to move. She ordered some of the strongest stuff straight away and watched with her eyes beaming as her cup was filled up. Hermione sighed, no surprise there, she was thinking that Lavender hadn’t made that joke about her being the real Cock Witch of Hogwarts for nothing. But then Parvati also got a drink of the same stuff. Hermione was wondering if they had these two had dragged Hermione along just so they could get some action when they both put the mugs right in front of her face.
“Drink up!” said Lavender.
“That’s right, this is some real strong stuff,” said Parvati.
“Okay,” said Hermione and started drinking.
Hermione started giggling as soon as she took the first sip. The two girls looked at each other and high-fived. Their plan was going smoothly.
The guys were watching them. All older gents, some of them still looking as fresh as the morning without a single puff of gray, while others were getting on up in age. They might have been heroes back in the day, but they were still guys.
And they had all caught the eye of one man in particular. One who stood out as unique. That man sitting at the forefront of them was the one and only Warrick. Short red hair with natural good looks and a cool disposition, he appeared as just your average gent.
And yet in truth, he was anything but. A multiversal traveler who never stayed in one dimension for too long, he had a natural aura and charisma that always made him a king wherever he went. His power was great, both enough to dispatch whatever got in his way and also made him a target for nefarious forces who saw him as a threat.
But he had no such agenda. His mission in life had always been the same, to score with hot chicks and move on. The power of his allure made that very easy for him, whether he was dealing with demonic beauties looking to feast on his soul or superpowered babes with short skirts. At this bar close to a wizard school, he knew he’d find some action.
Not to mention the magic energies were strong from this dimension. All over the world the wizard world kept it’s traces secret in little pockets. But here in Hogwarts, they were especially potent.
Not to mention there was a lot of opportunity to have some fun too. The older lads around him were all long out of school. They were looking at the same three girls he was. His kind of people.
His kind of girls too. While Hermione was getting trashed from just a couple sips, Lavender and Parvati were looking at all of them. Warrick especially, he was easily the most presentable amongst this lot, not just with his natural good looks but the magic allure he had going for him too. The whole group was chuckling, and looking back at them, they were all nodding and laughing, having the same idea he did. Smiling right back at his new mates, they cheered him on, giving him the exact signal he needed.
Standing proud, he waltzed right on up to the three ladies. Them sitting down, he looked pretty tall. Not that they minded.
“Hi,” Lavender said, with a big smile on her face.
“You look like you see something you like,” said Parvati.
“Three pretty ladies,” he said. “Can’t decide which of you I like the most.”
Not turning their heads from his direction, Lavender and Parvati flitted their eyes together. They didn’t speak a word but they were both having the same thoughts. Both of them grabbed onto Hermione and spun her around to look at their new visitor.
She had only gotten halfway to her first mug but she was already tipsy. She looked up at him with a big smile on her face. Totally trashed but she was starry eyed as any teenage girl was at that age.
“H-hi!” she said before breaking down into laughter. Lavender smiled, she could be dippy but right now she had nothing on Hermione Granger even when she was only slightly drunk.
“I knew I already liked the look of you before I even came here,” said Warrick.
“You wanna know a secret?” said Hermione. She leaned forward and whispered, “They call me the Cock Witch of Hogwarts!”
“Really?”
“Yeah! And you know what the funny thing is? I’m still a virgin! I know all the ways to fuck a guy up even though I’m never sucked or fucked a penis before in my life!”
“You’re saying you’ve never even touched one?”
She blushed and looking away shyly said, “Well um, I don’t know...”
He looked to Lavender and Parvati. They just shook their heads no. Warrick chuckled, he already had it figured out but nobody knew a girl better than her friends. He looked back at Hermione. “Then how about you show me your secret technique?”
Hermione looked at Lavender and Parvati. The two girls were smiling and nodding at her. Pissed off at Ron and pissed drunk, that was all that signal she needed.
Leaning forward, she began undoing his pants. Sitting down with her face level with his crotch, it was easy enough for her to do so, and as she was getting the zipper down, she noticed how much bigger his lump was getting. She was still giggling, but her eyes were big and bright. After awhile she stopped trying to get his pants down and just started massaging the boner ready to burst forth in his undershorts. The whole time her mouth was opened up in a big dumb smile.
“Earth to Hermione!” said Lavender.
“Yeah, what are you, his lover or his little sister?” said Parvati.
“I don’t know, she’s working some serious magic,” said Warrick. He stood there and groaned, her energetic little touches that close to his naked meat were driving her crazy. “Definitely see why they call her the Cock Wizard of Hogwarts!” He breathed hard.
“You got that right,” Hermione said, but she wasn’t as giggly as before. Massaging that boner, it seemed like she was sobering up.
“Anyone who thinks they can outdo this girl is sorely mistaken.”
That got exactly the sort of response he wanted. “Listen, if you think she’s worthy of being called the Cock Wizard, I can do you way better!” said Lavender.
“Yeah, we’ve done a few things,” said Parvati. “Hermione here is all talk and no walk.”
“Come again?” said Hermione, looking annoyed.
“Oh really?” said Warrick, looking right at Lavender. “Then how about you prove it.”
Hermione was still feeling up his member. Moving her hands up and down, then grabbing it, it was enthusiasm mixed with inexperience, still trying to prove herself to this guy. She just couldn’t believe a penis could be this big and hot and she hadn’t even gotten his pants down. That was when Lavender joined in, feeling him up too. Hermione was annoyed at this strokus interruptus, looking at her, but Lavender wasn’t looking at her. Instead she was feeling up that boner, it just seemed to be getting bigger with each second. Warrick was a man of many talents but getting two girls to feel up all over him never got old.
Parvati was normally the most sensible of this trio. But she didn’t appreciate being left out either. Looking at Warrick she folded her arms and glared at him. She said, “Having fun?”
He grinned and grunted, “Oh yeah.”
“Not very nice taking advantage of them.”
“Well, I was Slytherin back in the day.”
“Really? That explains a lot.” Her eyebrow was arching with irritation.
“Oh yeah, but my first day in, I spiked their food so they were all shitting their pants. After that, the Order of the Phoenix took me in no problem! We used that Death Eater name to mock those losers. Good times.” He looked down at Hermione and Lavender, massaging his dick like they were in a trance. “And I’m still the baddest man alive.”
Parvati didn’t know how true that story was. Or that if that story was true that this guy looked way too young for him to be there. She was only getting flashbacks from being jilted by Harry at the Yule Ball. “I wonder how the man himself stands up?” she said, whipping out her wand and tapping it on his face. “Perhaps I’ll give you a bit of a curse for leaving such a pretty lady out.”
“Not if I give you one first,” he said, and grabbing her ass to pull her close, planted one right on her lips. She grunted in surprise but when he pushed his tongue forward, she opened her mouth to let it in before she even realized it. He really got it in there, licking all inside her mouth, it was enough to make her drop her wand on the spot.
Hermione was incensed. “Parvati! No fair!”
“Bitch beat me to it,” said Lavender. Both girls were a bit oblivious that Warrick was being far more aggressive on Parvati, not really giving her a chance to respond. All they could see was some slut getting some while they were down on their knees looking stupid.
Lavender being Lavender, she was eager to turn the tables. “But I’m thinking I see the real prize here. What he really needs is a personal touch,” she said, yanking his pants straight down. Hermione being right in front of him, his cock sprang out, hitting her right in the face. Lavender giggled before she grabbed his dick and started going down on him.
“Oh come on!” said Hermione, not bothered at all by getting cockslapped. Not getting any of that man meat but getting it so hard, she really was the Cock Wizard of Hogwarts in one way.
She looked up at Warrick, who was sucking face hard with Parvati. Totally oblivious to Hermione, he was cupping Parvati’s sweet ass, feeling her up like she was his. Meanwhile, Lavender was sucking that dick real good. A ditz who was obsessed with the dumbest things, clearly she was very good at this one thing. Looking around, she saw Aberforth leaning on the counter looking at Warrick and nodding his head before he gazed straight at her, arching an eyebrow at her like she didn’t belong. In the back, Warrick’s friends were all staring straight at her with beady smiles on their faces.
Hermione didn’t care that those same guys would have been more than happy to all take her left, right and center. The only thing she recognized was that she was being left out. And seeing Lavender’s stupid face sucking that dick like a dumb slut, she was ready to get even.
Fortunately there was one exposed part of him that was open season. His balls were hanging there all plumped up. Licking her lips, she took that sack right into her mouth. His engorged scrotum was like one giant nut and it was so hot on her tongue, enough to make her pause at first. Not that that lasted for long, she licked him up as best she could.
At that point Warrick had upped the ante with Parvati. He had gotten her shirt undone and was caressing her big naked tits in his hands, kneading the surface of her breasts and tweaking her nipples in between his fingers, she was moaning deep as they went at it. It got so bad that she had to turn away and breathe hard from his ravenous affections. She was here for the same reason as Lavender, to set up Hermione and to have some fun. But she hadn’t even gotten to the real action yet and she was losing it.
He saw her ruddy cheeks darkening, how much she was blushing, struggling to hold on. She’d be screaming by the time he was done with her. He rubbed his face all over her naked chest, so big and full of life, before he started sucking all over them. There was just something about girls at this age.
Parvati was moaning loud. She hadn’t just come to Hogs Mead to set up Hermione, she was also looking to have her own bit of fun but she never expected to be left totally defenseless. Just this one guy was messing her up so good, sucking all over her big tits and biting her hard nipples, he was still holding onto her ass and even smacked it. The two dumb bitches downstairs were playing with his family jewels, but she had the main prize. And once they were done getting him all prepped up, she wanted to get rammed and fucked up real good.
But with his genitals being eaten up, he had to break away from her. She looked at him gritting his teeth and then he grunted, his whole body shaking up. She winced when he nervously bit into one of her nipples.
Downstairs, both girls felt him blow his load. Lavender’s mouth was rocked with an explosion of cum that went straight down her throat and just as she was getting easy with it, another blast filled up her mouth to the brim. Hermione’s mouth wasn’t being blown up with jizz, but she wasn’t much better, it was her first time fooling around with a guy’s genitals, and feeling those balls quaking in her mouth, on her tongue, she didn’t know what to do. All she could lick them around as best she could.
That spurting dick was getting so bad that Lavender had to take it out of her mouth. Only for her face to get pelted all over with another round of jizz. Seeing her chance, Hermione grabbed that dick and deepthroated it good, bobbing her head back and forth real good while swallowing the steady stream of cum spewing out of his prick. Warrick had just gotten used to cumming when another pretty little mouth was working him like a champ.
Parvati looked down. She saw Lavender sitting there on her knees, her face and hair stained with cum, and so much more goo oozing out of her mouth hanging ajar, the boys at Hogwarts would have given so much to see her looking like that. Meanwhile Hermione was getting into eating his dick like a champ, Lavender’s dirty face was proof the smoking gun had fired, but he was getting stiff again already in Hermione’s mouth, having eaten the last of his spurting cum and sucking him off to getting rock hard again. It was all getting her so wet.
“You liking this?” he said to her.
“What...?”
“You came here looking all prim and proper, but coming to Hog’s Mead, you knew what you were getting into. Saying you’re setting up your friend gobbling me up, I think it’s all a front. I think you wanted it the most. If you’re getting jealous, how about I make things fun?”