Erotica From Grammartricide-5
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Episode 2
Hello everyone, this is Long Dong Silver from Grammartricide-5 with another episode of my new genre of Science Friction.
For those who came in late: What is Science Friction? It is the scientific application of WD-40 to all things that involve friction. That includes sex.
In this episode, we’ll show how WD-40 helps a gal in the throws of her orgasm.
But first, a little about myself. I am your average 26 year old guy from 5G as we locals call our planet.
I am a little over 7ft tall and have a nicely defined ripped body. My dong is just about 6ft long. You heard right! All you short-horns with 12 inch little dicks, eat crow!
I am a WD-40 baby. So called because my mom loosed her virginity to my dad with the help of WD-40.
The resulting mutations caused me to grow not only an abnormally long dong, but a prehensile one.
Yeah you heard right! My dong is metallic gray and very long and I can move it like a hand.
My given name is Long Dong Silver. I am keeping my last name confidential.
I am guessing that quite a few gals would recognize me from my description.
Seeing as I can fuck three gals simultaneously, that’s quite a few gals.
How I can do this is a long story that’s slightly longer than my dong but only just.
OK. So how is this Sci Fri you ask? Well it’s related to the scientific application of WD-40.
Firstly, I’m a ‘show-er’ and not a ‘grow-er’. That means I have to cart my dong around in a wheelbarrow.
That wheelbarrow can get awfully squeaky if I don’t scientifically use WD-40.
See? That establishes that this story is indeed Sci Fri. So there!
I do use a soft fur-lined gunny sack to cover myself. We’re not philistines ya know!
Anyway, how do I fuck three gals simultaneously? Well that’s easy actually. My dong is 6ft when it is limp. When fully erect it is almost 10ft long.
What I do is I line up the gals in height order, from shortest to tallest. Then I take the shortest and fuck her up the ass.
Then I allow my penis to thread its way all the way up to her mouth and out of it. WD-40 helps to grease the way.
Once it is out of the first one’s mouth, I then fuck the second one, also up the ass. Again WD-40 helps.
Once my dong is out of the second gal’s mouth, I can then fuck the last one in the pussy. Well a bit more than that actually as you will see later.
The advantage is that if I keep them correctly oriented, the ‘skewered’ gals can also lick the clits of the woman next in line.