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Dysfunctional Imperials

Copyright© 2025 by Ogreface

Chapter 3: Misplaced

As usual, Olaf was wide awake at daybreak. He got dressed and went to explore. The remains of some snacks and dirty cups were all over the lounge when he walked out. The other bedroom door was closed so he made his way out by retracing his steps from the previous evening.

The sun was just coming up when he walked out through the main entrance of what he could only describe as a huge villa. Two marines were on duty outside the entrance and both came to attention when they saw him. He just waved them off as he strolled out towards the edge of the paved area in front of the entrance.

The marine shuttle was still next to the building and two more imperial marines were wandering around with their weapons over their shoulders. Olaf could now clearly see that the villa was close to the sea, either on an island or on a peninsula; behind the villa was a low hill with the sea on either side of it. Olaf suspected they were on an island, a private island.

Olaf noticed a dirt path along the cliff edge below him so he searched for a way to get down. The path down was close to where the shuttle was parked. As Olaf started down the narrow path, the two marines were watching him. The two seemed slightly agitated but stayed where they were. Olaf ignored them and walked down towards the sea cliff, which was about thirty meters away.

When he got to the junction point where the downward path intercepted what looked like a circular path along the cliff top, he stopped and looked around. The coast at that point was rocky with waves breaking on the rocks about fifty meters below where he was. There was no evidence of a beach in any direction.

Olaf was about to set off along the cliff-top path when somebody came rushing down the path from the villa. The next moment a marine came into view from among the low shrubs covering the hillside. The marine seemed to be in a hurry so he stood waiting. The marine was looking down at his feet as he came skidding out of the shrubs. As he reached the junction point, he realized that it was the end of the path, and that Olaf was standing in his way. The marine tried to stop in time but his boots slid out from under him on the loose gravel, causing him to lose his balance. He gave a un-manly high-pitched squeak, as he landed on his butt in front of Olaf. That was when Olaf discovered that the marine was a girl.

Olaf didn’t even think, he just reached down, grabbed the surprised marine under her arms and lifted her off her butt, placing her on her feet.

“You okay?” he asked as the brown-haired girl gaped at him in surprise.

“Don’t do that!” she scolded him. “You can get shot for man-handling a marine.”

“Sorry if I embarrassed you,” Olaf said as he turned and headed down the path. He was feeling equally embarrassed about touching her without her permission. He was about ten meters down the path when he discovered she was following him. Thinking that she was going somewhere specific, he stepped aside so she could pass. She stopped in her tracks and looked at him.

“Are you going somewhere or are you following me?” Olaf asked. The girl gave him a surprised look as she took a half-step back.

“I’m sorry, My Lord, I was sent to escort you,” she said. “We are tasked to ensure the safety of all nobility until the perpetrators have been caught.”

“I’m nobility?” Olaf wondered in surprise. “I grew up as a bastard on a fishing island. You marines decided to grab me and now everybody keeps claiming that I’m part of the nobility. I just wish somebody would explain that to me. I’m Olaf, no last name, by the way, no lord. Is it causing problems for you and the other marines if I take a walk?”

“No real problems, My Lord..., ah, Olaf,” she said as she blushed. “Everybody else is still asleep. Colonel Crenshaw sent me to guard you.” Olaf gave her a raised eyebrow look, causing her to glare back at him.

“I’m used to either swimming or running a few kilos every morning,” Olaf said. “Since I got grabbed without even a toothbrush, I decided to just go for a walk. I did not intend for the imperial marine force to stop whatever they are doing to escort me around. What is your rank?”

“I’m Corporal Thorn,” she said. “I’m actually the BC’s secretary, I take care of the battalion’s paperwork.”

“BC?” Olaf asked as he subtly examined her. She seemed to be very young, in her early twenties at most. She also had a trim and petite figure with some promising bumps under her uniform shirt. Her battledress pants were loose-fitting but tight enough around her hips to emphasize the fact that she was female.

“The battalion commander, Lieutenant Colonel Crenshaw” she explained.

“I was not aware that the imperial marine corps had female marines,” Olaf said as he turned and headed further down the narrow path. The path was about two meters from the edge of the cliff. The cliff had a sharp edge but didn’t drop off very steep.

“Not for combat roles,” Thorn said as she followed Olaf. “There are some women, but we only get to do support roles. I have heard that the Grendel system trains female marines in combat roles, but I don’t know if they actually get used.”

“The Grendel system?” Olaf asked. “Are they at war or something?”

“Hardly,” Thorn said. “They just train their own marines and do a much better job than most other systems. As a matter of fact, there are more Grendel marines in the imperial marine corps than from any other system. Their officers end up with degrees by the time they are commissioned.”

“Is this an island or a narrow peninsula?” Olaf asked.

“Ah, it is an island,” Thorn replied. “It is actually the private retreat of the duke of Ceres, where he and his family come for vacations.”

“Very private and with not much to do,” Olaf said.

Olaf and the corporal followed the hiking path for about half a kilometer before he was able to see that the rocky coast continued as it curved around the low hill. There was no evidence of other islands or even the mainland. When he encountered a path heading back towards the villa, he turned up and headed back.

“Let’s go see if the cook will give us some coffee,” Olaf said when they approached the back part of the villa.

“Are you offering to buy me coffee?” Thorn asked with a teasing smirk on her face. Olaf could feel his face getting hot as she gave him a teasing look.

Olaf, Thorn, and the girl who made Olaf a sandwich the night before was all sitting at a table in the kitchen when the housekeeper lady came bustling in. She came to a stop when she noticed them.

“This is not proper!” Mrs. Simms huffed as she glared at Olaf.

“He insists that his name is Olaf, just Olaf,” the cook said. “He claims to be a fisherman.”

“You should be having your breakfast in the breakfast room with the others,” Mrs. Simms said with a frown.

“All those Lords and Ladies?” Olaf asked. “I’d much rather eat here, unless I’m in the way.” Mrs. Simms huffed and walked off, causing Thorn and the cook to giggle softly. It turned out she went to fetch reinforcements. A few minutes later the butler walked in and also glared at the three.

“I understand your hesitation, young Olaf with no last name,” Becker said. “Regardless, it would do you good to actually join the others for breakfast. Let me escort you there now.” Olaf just groaned as he stood.

“Thanks for protecting me, and thanks for the coffee,” he said to the two girls. Both of them giggled shyly as the butler escorted Olaf out of the kitchen.

“Young Olaf, if you ever find your way back here in the future, and do what you just did, you will be putting the cook at a severe disadvantage; she would not be sure how to react towards you and might end up being disciplined by others for being overly familiar towards a nobleman.”

“You just assume I will end up being a nobleman,” Olaf said. “I am nobody. Everybody here will laugh at me when the marines finally figure out that they grabbed the wrong person.”

Olaf was not sure of the truth of his own conviction. He knew he had a last name, a name different from the one his mother told him about. He was sticking with the no-last-name thing out of spite.

Becker led Olaf to the entrance of the dining room and then stood back. Olaf walked into the doorway and came to a stop. The dining room was the same size as the library but with the curtains all pulled back to let in the early morning sunlight. The curtains covered the patio doors onto a porch with an enclosed garden beyond it.

The dining room held several round tables. The adults were all sitting at three of the circular tables at one end of the room. The young people, the group that visited Olaf’s and Herman’s suite the night before, were sitting at another round table at the other end in front of the open patio doors. Herman was sitting among the young girls busy stuffing his face as a few servant girls carried platters around.

“Ah, maybe I will just skip breakfast today,” Olaf muttered as he took a step back.

“You will have to face them eventually anyway,” Becker said softly. Then he stepped past Olaf and into the room. “This way, please,” he said in a much louder voice as he headed towards the table where Herman sat. His entrance and loud voice resulted in everybody looking up at the doorway, where Olaf stood frozen in place.

Becker’s action meant Olaf had no choice but to follow the butler into the dining room, towards the table where Herman and the girls sat. There was an empty chair between Herman and Lady Lucia. Herman just smirked at Olaf when he followed Becker to that chair. Lady Lucia gave him a look and then blushed before looking down. Her behavior confused Olaf; she acted similarly to how Ruth behaved towards him at first. Becker even held the chair for him. Seconds later the servant girl leaned over his shoulder and placed a plate and a fresh cup of coffee in front of him.

“Are you wearing the same clothes as yesterday?” Lady Donna asked as she shot him a frown.

“Obviously, my lady,” Olaf said as he looked her in the eyes. “Is that not the type of behavior expected of classless commoners? Unlike you, I was grabbed by the imperial marines off the street with no chance to pack even a toothbrush.”

“There’s guest toothbrushes in the bathroom,” Herman muttered around a mouth full of food. Olaf decided to ignore him.

“Even with you admitting that you don’t belong here, why do you still end up sharing breakfast with us?” Lady Hester asked.

“I was actually about to have breakfast in the kitchen, where I obviously belong, when the housekeeper threw me out. Then the butler escorted me here. I will gladly leave, if I’m sure Mister Becker will not drag me back here.”

“See this as a test,” Herman said as he gave his older sister a challenging look. “See if you lot of snobby lot can actually be in the presence of a regular person and not insult him.” His words resulted in the ladies all gasping from shock. The unified look of insult was marred when Lady Lucia giggled, which earned her a dirty look from her older sister.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” the new duke announced from the other side of the dining room where he sat between two ladies Olaf has not seen before. Both were dressed completely in black, as were most of the ladies at the adult tables. Olaf noticed that even the younger group wore black or at least black items. He was the only one wearing the regular khaki-brown canvas pants of a fisherman and a pale-blue T-shirt. “Once we are done here, I would like to have a quick family meeting before the council of barons arrive. We can gather in the library again.” With that he stood and escorted the two unknown ladies out of the dining room.

The others slowly stood and made their way out the door. Olaf and Herman were the last ones at the table. Olaf was again confused and conflicted about how to behave. He knew, from reading a lot, that a gentleman should stand when a lady gets up from a dining table, but there were a bunch of them and they all got up at intervals, and Herman didn’t bother to stand.

“Are you coming?” Lady Lucia asked when he stayed seated after Herman jumped up.

“The duke specifically stated family members, my lady,” Olaf responded as he stood and gave her a slight bow. “I’m sure I am not related to anybody here.” She blushed again before following the others out.

Olaf was nervous and awkward about being alone in the breakfast room so he went out onto the patio to look at the garden. When he saw some of the others also on the patio but next door where the library was, he went back inside, but stayed standing just inside the patio doors.

“Lord Olaf, the duke will see you in the library now,” Becker announced in a loud voice from the dining room door. Olaf turned towards the butler to see him with a smirk on his face as he looked back at Olaf.

“Drop the lord nonsense, Mister Becker!” Olaf responded in kind as he walked past the butler. It was only as he was about to enter the library that he realized everybody must all have heard his response.

As he entered the library, Duke Wilbur beckoned Olaf into the room. Everybody else was seated, with only one empty spot, in front next to the one unknown lady. Olaf bowed to the duke and stood against the wall.

“We need to finalize the line of ascent,” Duke Wilbur said when Olaf stayed where he was. “I am younger than my brother by five years, but I am not young. I have already had my share of medical issues. I have no heir, natural or legal, and I doubt if I will last another ten years. We need a legal heir.” As he stated his point, he looked around the room until his eyes settled on Olaf, and then stayed there.

“Is Carl really out of the picture?” Lady Reba asked. “No chance of him recovering?”

“He is in a deep coma,” the unknown lady said. “The doctors even told me that his brain functions have reduced to the point where only his cortex is active, and only to keep him breathing. He is effectively brain-dead.”

“But his medallion is still active?” Lady Reba asked.

“No, when I was with him the last time, a month ago, his medallion was still around his neck but dormant.” The unknown lady said with a deep sigh. “I took it off and put it in his room.”

“I have a question, Your Grace,” Lady Donna asked as she raised her hand slightly. The duke looked at her and nodded with a smile. “Everybody here is family, except him, yet you specifically asked for him to join us. Can you explain his position in the family?” She said as she pointed at Olaf.

“Sister-in-law, would you care to enlighten your granddaughter?” the duke asked the unknown lady, the older one of the two unknown ladies. Olaf suspected she must be the dowager duchess, the duchess of the previous duke. She seemed slender and trim as she stood and turned around. Then she came towards Olaf and looked him in the eyes.

Olaf noticed that of all the people in the room, and that included Becker, he was the only other one with black hair, he and the dowager duchess. Everybody else had light brown or blond hair. The duchess also had piercing pale-green eyes that drew one’s attention and want one to quietly freak out. As she got close to him, Olaf automatically bowed deeply to her.

 
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