MAHA in the Heartland: 2025 Traveling Medicine Show
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Chapter 6: A Visit From the FBI
Fiction Sex Story: Chapter 6: A Visit From the FBI - Slick-talking used car salesman Levon Kirk, now to be known as Doctor Kirk, packages up thirty cases of his herbal elixir, recruits a local band and a group of teenage dancers and sales assistants, and embarks on a modern-day medicine show across Arkansas. He uses hot young teenagers and all the other tricks he knows to help move the merchandise.
Caution: This Fiction Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/ft Mult Teenagers Coercion Consensual Heterosexual Fiction Workplace Rough Anal Sex Cream Pie Massage Oral Sex Petting Doctor/Nurse Small Breasts
Just after Dr. Kirk had finished paying his local shill Kayley, and then thanking her again with a shuddering orgasm from a stand-up dick ride on his impressive cock, there’d been a knock on the door of his trailer, and a voice demanding he open the door, and stating they were Federal agents with a search warrant. In fact, he had just barely lowered Kayley down off his cock, and was still standing with his dick half-hard, when the knock surprised him.
“What the fuck,” Kirk mumbled, out loud, but not loud enough to be heard outside. Then he added, “Yes, sir, officer. Let me put on some shorts, and I’ll open the door.”
The officer did not wait, and as Kirk pulled on his boxers over his half-hard cock, the door swung open, and two FBI agents, in dark blue assault vests with guns drawn, entered the trailer. “Everyone stay right where you are. Don’t move an inch!” ordered the lead agent.
The girls squealed, but did as told, sitting side by side on the couch, Kayley wearing just her dirty panties tried to cover her firm tits with her hands, and Logan wearing the little booty shorts and the thin cotton wife-beater t-shirt. Both girls were streaked with cum, their hair messy and dirty, and the room smelled like sex.
“What can I do for you, officers?” asked Kirk, with as warm a smile as he could muster. “I’m Doctor Kirk, and these girls are part of my traveling show.”
“We have a warrant here to search the premises for evidence of the sale and distribution of unregistered medical products, devices or, “ the agent said. “I’m Agent Larimer, and this is Agent Lutz, and we’ll need to search this trailer, and all the vehicles and facilities on this lot to search for any products being sold with medical claims, that are not registered with the FDA.”
Kirk knew the law and had done some research before launching his traveling show, but he didn’t want a problem with these agents, so he decided to cooperate completely to avoid some sort of legal standoff. And Kirk wasn’t above using his teenagers to “influence” the agents.
“Sure, Agent Larimer,” Kirk said. “I’m happy to cooperate. Maybe I can save some time if I just tell you that the only thing we are selling at our shows is called “HerbalSolution.” My product is sold simply as a nutritional supplement, and I’ve labelled it that way, to make sure that whatever wonderful things people say about it, it’s still just a nutritional supplement. You know, while I believe it’s very healthy, we make no claims of it curing disease or anything else that would require registration with the FDA.”
Kirk then looked over at Logan, and addressed her: “Logan, get that empty bottle of our product that Kayley drank, and give it to Agent Larimer, so he can see how the elixir is labelled.”
“Sure, Doctor Kirk,” Logan said with a cute smile, jumping up from the couch and stepping over to the table where the empty elixir bottle was the only item on the table. After jumping up and making her firm tits jiggle slightly, Logan walked slowly, like a runway model walks, showing off her little buns in her black booty shorts, the word “PINK” printed in pink block letters across her sexy ass. She bent over, maybe a little more than necessary, showing some butt cheek in the process, picked up the bottle, and then turned and walked up to Agent Larimer. She didn’t stop a few feet away, as would be expected. Instead, she walked right up into his space, stopping just inches in front of him, and held up the bottle in front of her chest, bringing attention to her firm tits covered only by her thin, grey cotton t-shirt. Kirk tried not to smile as he saw both male agents watch with obvious interest as the hot teenager put on her little show, bringing the empty elixir bottle across the room to the agent.
Agent Larimer, not wanting to appear intimidated by the forward teen, didn’t step back, but looked down, as the teen looked up at him through a patch of dark hair hanging over her eyes, and took the bottle from her.
“Thank you, miss,” Larimer said curtly, looking down at the erotic teen, and seeing the firm nipples of her tits trying to poke through the damp t-shirt fabric, that was clinging like a second skin to her firm round tit mounds. When the girl continued standing in front of him, smiling up at him and showing off her sexy body, and letting him inhale the scent of her sweat, cum and pussy that rose like a vapor from her still hot skin, he stuttered a bit, saying, “Errr ... a ... you can sit back down, miss. Thank you.”
“Yes, sir, officer, sir,” Logan said brightly, giving the agent a quick salute, and making her titties jiggle a bit, just under his nose. “You’re kinda’ cute, by the way,” she added with a giggle. Then she turned as if she were doing a military about-face, and again model-walked back to the couch, before turning around again, and plopping down next to Kayley, her tits jiggling again as she plopped down on the sofa.
Agent Larimer, after watching Logan’s sexy walk, read the label, took a slight sniff at the mouth of the bottle, and then turned to Kirk.
“We’ll have to confiscate all the product and take it back to the lab for testing, because that’s what our warrant requires, sir,” he explained.
“Sure,” said Kirk. “I understand you have to do your job.”
“After the show yesterday, we only have two cases left here on the premises, but I can direct you to that, and you can take it,” Kirk said pleasantly. “I’m sure once the agency confirms that what I’m selling doesn’t need to be registered, since it’s just a nutritional supplement, all my product can be returned to me.”
Kirk knew there were actually 18 more cases, but he planned to send Logan with the agents to show them the cooler with the two cases kept just backstage. After her little performance in the trailer, Kirk was confident the girl would understand where to take the agents, and even how to distract them from further searching. In fact, after her little show, they were already paying more attention to her than to anything else in the room and had softened their attitude significantly.
“Thanks for your cooperation, sir,” Larimer said. “We do appreciate it.” And of course, it did make the agents’ job so much easier when they didn’t have to argue and fight, and rip up furniture, etc, when executing a search warrant.
“Since I’m not dressed, and Logan is, do you mind if I send her with you to show you where those two cases are?” Kirk asked politely. “She’ll just need to put her shoes on, so she can take you around to the stage, and the backstage area,” he added, to make sure Logan knew exactly where to take the two agents.
“You don’t mind showing the agents where the elixir is, do you Logan?” Kirk asked smiling at Logan. “Find your shoes and then go with the agents.”
“I don’t mind at ALL!” Logan said brightly. The she giggled and added, “I think they look kinda’ cute in them official-lookin’ uniforms.”
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