The Medieval Marine - Cauldron Simmering
Copyright© 2025 by somethin fishy
Chapter 20: Knowledge is Power
“If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.” – Henry Ford.
York, Great Britain. March 1079
“FREDRICK LUCUS MACDOUGALL!!” Marion screamed when she slammed the door open to the family chambers. Fredrick and Carl were playing, and Carl looked at his brother.
“What did you do this time?”
“I don’t know.”
“Whatever it is, Mum is pissed. She used all your names.” Just then, Marion appeared in the doorway, and from the look on her face, she was furious. “Sucks to be you,” Carl said under his breath as he tried to look anywhere but at his enraged mother.
“FREDRICK! GET OUT HERE! NOW!” The color drained from Fredrick’s face as he stood and slowly walked toward his mother. He wasn’t sure what he did but felt as if he was walking to his execution. “What the bloody hell is this that I hear you are trying to use your position as my son to force people to do what you want?!?!”
“Ah Mum...”
“Don’t “Mum” me. You were raised better than a petty noble.”
“MUM!” Fredrick yelled back. “By ancient law, I should be next in line for the throne, not Mackenzie.”
“Where the hell did you get that stupid, idiotic idea?”
“It’s not stupid! I learned it from Waltheof.”
Gabby looked at Marion with an “I told you so” look. She had lobbied against him being hired. Something in the interview raised an alarm for Gabby. If she had figured out what had raised the alarm, it would have been easy to convince Marion not to hire the guy.
“Gabby, don’t say anything,” Marion growled. “Waltheof of Oxford will be fired by the end of business today.”
“MUM! I like him.”
“And I’m paying for your education. Since I’m paying for it, you will have a tutor with whom I agree. In the meantime, your lessons with me are suspended, and you will go to public school full-time.”
“But...” Marion continued before Fredrick could finish his thought.
“Additionally, you WILL write a 10-page essay on why you are no better than anyone else. In it, you will discuss in detail what you see as your strengths and weaknesses.” Fredrick’s face was pale, and he couldn’t believe what was happening. “The paper is due by Friday. In the meantime, when not in school, you are confined to the spare chamber, so you have no distractions with your writing.” Marion looked directly into Fredrick’s panicked eyes. “Go. You have three days to write the paper. If it’s not turned in by the end of business Friday, you won’t be sitting comfortably for a month.”
Fredrick knew he was screwed because his mother would tan his hide. With many other children he knew, their fathers took care of the discipline. Not Marion. She wasn’t afraid to put welts across her children’s rumps when they deserved it. Marion’s wives were the same, and they shared the job of molding the children into productive members of society.
Luke always loved that his wives didn’t hesitate to use appropriate force to teach the children proper behavior, unlike many parents of his time. “Spare the rod, spoil the child,” and Luke remembered some seriously spoiled children. When the children deserved it, they got their butts smacked hard enough to sting for a while. Usually, it didn’t take more than once for them to learn the lesson. Once in a while, it took a couple of butt spankings to get the message into their thick skulls but never more than that.
For the most part, all the children were well-behaved, and when discipline was needed, it was light. However, as they got older, especially the boys, they began to believe they knew better than their mothers and had to be reminded who was the parent and who was the child. It would only get worse, as the mothers knew it would only be a matter of time before the girls did the same thing.
Marion was sitting at her home office desk trying to rub away an oncoming headache when Kukka got home. She looked at Marion, then the grandfather clock in the corner.
“You’re home early. Rough day at the office?”
“No, rough day here.” Kukka gave her a questioning look. “Fredrick got a little too big for his britches and had to be reminded who the parent was.” Kukka rolled her eyes.
“What did he do this time?”
“He was trying to use the fact that I’m his Mum to order people to do things for him, and if they refused, he tried threatening them.”
“I thought Mackenzie was next in line.”
“She is. Fredrick tried claiming that since he is the oldest boy, he should be next in line.”
“Waltheof?”
“How did you know?”
“He’s a pompous fool, and I listen. If I knew you didn’t know about the bullshit he was spitting out, I would have said something.”
“Don’t worry about it. He’s been fired and escorted from the city. I advised him that it may be better for him to leave Britain than to try and continue teaching. As if I don’t have enough problems on my hands with the Middle East blowing up and Europe drowning in blood.”
Marion and her inner circle knew something had disrupted the Middle East. The Seljuk Empire was falling apart, and the Byzantines were retaking Anatolia. The worst of it, though, affected Marion directly. Egypt was at war with one of the Seljuk princes. The ruler of Damascus and Jerusalem, Atsiz ibn Uwaq, thought the time would be right to try and conquer Egypt. With Malik dead and his family fighting over the throne, Atsiz had time to focus westward toward the rapidly strengthening Egypt.
With Egypt at war, Marion was forced to dispatch troops to the region again. This time, she sent the 3rd Division, along with the Marines. When added to the Egyptian forces, Marion figured they wouldn’t have too many problems with the invaders. What was puzzling was why Atsiz was attacking. He was relatively secure where he was; Egypt wasn’t threatening war, and the Seljuks were falling apart.
Marion couldn’t send the 1st and 2nd divisions since they were still in Germany and would be for the next few months. To transport the troops to Egypt, Admiral Hall assigned Admiral Ewing to command the task force. She would have one heavy cruiser, two light cruisers, and six destroyers in addition to the supply and transport ships needed. The force would be transported to Pelusium, which was the Mediterranean end of the Suez Canal. Although the canal wasn’t yet in operation, the port was, and it would make a suitable forward base for the troops.
The goal was to destroy Atsiz ibn Uwaq and his allies. As with the other campaigns, Marion issued orders for looting, especially in lands Egypt wouldn’t control after peace broke out. All books were to be shipped back to Britain to be copied before the original was cataloged and placed into storage. Although the books didn’t do much for Britain, gathering ancient knowledge was one of Luke’s goals, and by continuing, Marion felt as if she was honoring him.
“Speaking of Mackenzie, what does she think about the Mid-East expedition?”
“After being dragged down in the Holy Roman Empire, she is far more wary of sending our troops to war in a foreign land.”
“Good. At least we know she won’t be like her father’s homeland, sending troops into every hellhole around the world trying to get the grown children to play nice in the sandbox.”
Marion smiled at Kukka’s description of many military missions the US undertook. Everyone with multiple children knows that some children simply do not get along, regardless of what the caretaker does. At that point, you either remove one from the equation or use physical force to keep them from killing each other. At the same time, if they were not your children, you ignored them as long as they left your children alone. This was another case of “not my monkeys, not my circus.”
“There is that, but she must also learn that when an ally is in trouble, you may have to go to war even if you don’t want to. Stab an ally in the back by not coming to their aid, and they remember it. Do it too often, and you won’t have any allies.”
“We’re talking about Mackenzie, sweetie. You and Luke raised her right, and I doubt you will ever have to worry about her making serious mistakes.” Marion smiled warmly.
“Thanks, Kukka. Have I told you how much I love you?”
“Umm, not today.” Marion stood and moved to where she planted a solid kiss on Kukka’s red lips.
“Well, I do. I’m so glad that Luke brought you here.”
“Me too, sweetie. Do you think Luke will bring back any more beauties?”
“We don’t know where Luke is or even if he is still alive.” Kukka snorted.
“You don’t think all the shit in the Middle East is from someone else, do you, sweetie?” Marion looked at Kukka. “Oh, come on, Marion. You’re smarter than that. Who else could cause two cities to burn to the ground and kill two rulers?”
“We don’t know who did that.” Kukka gave Marion the look usually reserved for the village idiot. “Well, we don’t.”
“And yet when you plot them out, it’s obvious the source of the disturbances is moving in this direction.”
“If the source is Luke, why didn’t he go toward Egypt? He could already be home.”
“Look at the Seljuk forces facing the Egyptian border. If they had word of his escape before he arrived, they would seal the border, and he wouldn’t have been able to cross. Plus, there aren’t many places to hide. By heading into Anatolia, he can use the mountains in the region to hide from his pursuers. Also, if he has company with him, he wouldn’t want to risk being caught with them.”
“Why didn’t he travel to Egypt by sea?” Kukka only looked at Marion. “He wouldn’t do that if he had company due to the risk of pirates. And since we don’t operate in the northeast corner of the Med, the pirates are thick in the region, which is where he would reach the sea.” Marion answered her own question. Kukka smiled and kissed Marion.
“I’m glad you figured it out. For a moment, I was afraid I had fallen in love with an idiot.”
Marion reached around Kukka and pinched her rump, causing Kukka to squeal in surprise. Kukka gave Marion an air kiss as she turned to strip off her work clothes and put on something comfortable.
The headache caused by Fredrick reemerged the following day at the office. Marion’s first appointment was with the Egyptian representative, Abd al-Aziz. While she liked the man personally, he was a pain in the rear professionally. He was Simon’s personal envoy with the goal of getting all the aid from Britain he could. Today, he wasn’t happy that Marion was only sending one division and the Marines. Abd al-Aziz couldn’t understand why Marion refused to send more troops.
“You have four divisions; why did you only send one?!?!”
“One of those divisions is stretched out over the British colonies. Two of the divisions are aiding Empress Brunhild in the Holy Roman Empire. They also need time to rest since we lost more soldiers to frostbite and trench foot than enemy action. The one division on the way is experienced; they fought in the delta the last time we were there. The Marines are one of my elite forces, so you cannot say I am ignoring you.”
“What about the Seljuk Navy and pirates?”
“That is why I have the British Navy. There is enough firepower to deal with any threat they may face.”
“But how do we know you will not loot our nation again?”
“Seriously? I thought Simon was smarter than that. Actually, I know he is because Luke wouldn’t have selected him to lead the nation. Unlike the last time, you are our allies this time, not our enemies. Instead, my army will be looting Seljuk territory for gold, silver, other metals, books, and anything else of value except slaves. Do you have any other issues?”
“No, ma’am.”
“Good.”
Marion turned her attention back to her paperwork and left Abd al-Aziz to find his own way out. Mackenzie was in her regular school classes, so Marion didn’t have her questions, which was good because her headache was killing her. Looking at her work, Marion noticed the papers were becoming more blurry by the minute. Within an hour, Marion gave up trying to get work done and closed up shop for the day. Instead of going upstairs to her chambers, she decided it was time to see Alice.
Thankfully, Alice was in her office when Marion stumbled in.
“Marion, what’s wrong? Your head again?”
“Yes, can you give me something for it? I can’t focus on anything. I hurt so badly.”
Alice stood and had Marion follow her to the pharmacy. There, Alice had them prepare some strong willow bark tea and sleep aids for Marion. After Marion consumed both, she stuck out her tongue and shook her head as the tea tasted horrible. Usually, the tea was said to taste like manure that had been aged in sweaty clothing and mixed with boiled leather.
After Marion finished the tea and ate something to get the taste out of her mouth, she headed home to lie down. Before Marion laid down, she left orders that she was not to be woken unless there was an emergency that threatened to kill people if she didn’t deal with it immediately. Outside of that, she was not to be woken.
By the time Marion finished her shower, she was yawning almost continuously. When Marion’s head hit her pillow, she was out cold. Marion slept so soundly that when her wives came to bed and curled up to her, she didn’t move. Subconsciously, Marion slipped into a deeper sleep as her brain realized it didn’t need to be alert to danger.
As her wives stirred the following morning, Marion woke up and tried to rub the sleep from her eyes. Not only had Marion’s eyes crusted over, but her muscles had become stiff; she hadn’t moved since she laid down. Gabriella saw Marion trying to clean her eyes and brought a damp washcloth. Gently, Gabriella held Marion’s head still while she wiped the sleep from her eyes. When Marion finally opened her eyes, Gabriella was once again struck by how blue and beautiful her wife’s eyes really were. Morning breath be damned, Gabriella leaned over and kissed Marion with as much passion as she could muster.
Marion tried to roll over, but her joints began popping, leading all four in the room to cringe. After sitting up and with the help of her fellow wives, Marion began to stretch. It seemed every muscle had a knot in it, and every joint had excess fluid. It took Marion almost half an hour before she could move again, but at least her headache was gone.
“Marion, you really need to take a week off. I’m worried that all this stress will end up killing you,” stated Alice.
“I know, but who will do my job while I’m gone? Mackenzie has only begun learning, and I want all four of you to accompany me. Right now, there is no one else. Just us.”
Alice shut up because she knew Marion was right. With everything happening in Europe, Marion couldn’t afford to take a vacation. It wasn’t only continental Europe that gave Marion headaches; the large number of German refugees that fled the turmoil caused problems integrating them into British society. Many people in the Holy Roman Empire didn’t think Brunhild could hold the empire together, and they wanted to get out while it was easy.