Chapter 6

Old Jokes 1950’s, 60’s Style Part Four by Jon Eugene

I did not write these. I found them in a drawer after my father passed away, so don’t flame me, OK?

Witches don’t have babies because their husbands have holloweenies!

They tell a story of a confused and amorous French girl who was eight before she was seven. (OK, think about it!)

I know she ain’t wearing no pants – can’t you see the dandruff all over her blue suede shoes?

The way to get rid of mice is to stuff cotton in their little holes. Only problem: who’s going to hold their little legs?

Get up off the table, Mabel. The tree dollars is for the waiter!

Japanese word for bloomers is: Saka-nookey. (say it slowly, you’ll get it!)

Do you know why little mice have such small balls? Because you can’t hardly ever find many little mice who can dance!

How does the little French girl hold her likker? By the ears!

Chinaman on the phone: “I am Foo King.”

Voice to Chinaman: “So am I. Call back in 15 minutes!”