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Jokes, Ca 1950's & 60's

Copyright© 2025 by Jon Eugene

Chapter 3

I did not write these. I found them in a drawer after my father passed away, so don’t flame me, OK?

The old maid found a man under her bed and said, “What are you going to do, and don’t you dare stop until you’ve finished!”

I found a queer nail in the road – it blows tires.

One nice thing about marrying an old man, girls: he’s easy to find in the dark. Just feel around; it won’t be hard!

The only thing more pitiful than a guy who thinks he’s stiff is a girl who thinks she’s tight.

Said one burp to another: “Do you want to come up with me, or do you want to stay here and become a stinker?”

The difference between an old cat and a little kitty is that an old cat will bite and scratch, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

 
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