Chapter 1

Old Jokes 1950’s, 60’s Style Part One by Jon Eugene

I did not write these. I found them in a drawer after my father passed away, so don’t flame me, OK?

For those of you who remember the “duck and cover” drills we went through in elementary school!

NOTICE

Office of Civilian Defense

Washington, D.C.

Instructions to Patron on Premises

In Case of a Nuclear Bomb Attack

Upon the First Warning:

Stay clear of all windows Keep hands free of glasses, bottles, cigarette, etc. Stand away from the bar, tables, orchestra, equipment, and furniture. Loosen necktie, unbutton coat and any other restrictive clothing. Remove glasses, empty pockets of all sharp objects, such as pens, pencils, etc. Immediately upon seeing the brilliant flash of nuclear explosion, bend over and place your head firmly between your legs. Then kiss your ass goodbye!