Jane Finds Herself
Copyright© 2025 by ghostwritten
Chapter 44
Fiction Sex Story: Chapter 44 - While trapped on a family camping trip, Jane has an unusual run-in with a man at the washrooms. Fighting her fears and anxieties, Jane continues to meet with him each night and even befriends his daughter Riley... who looks remarkably like her.
Caution: This Fiction Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/ft ft/ft Fa/ft Consensual Heterosexual Incest Spanking Anal Sex Analingus Cream Pie Double Penetration First Facial Fisting Masturbation Oral Sex Petting Sex Toys Squirting Voyeurism Small Breasts
I woke up the next morning with my body feeling sticky and gross. It took me a second to remember where I was and who I was with, as my brain woke up a minute or two after my eyes did. I was looking at a clump of copper-red hair in front of me and pale, white skin with freckles below that. Crystal was faced away from me with my arms wrapped around her naked body. I lightly kissed her neck and cuddled up closer to her. It was the first time since Riley’s visit that I got to wake up with someone, and I liked it.
I stayed like that for a little while, holding my boss and lover tightly, but curiosity started getting the better of me. I hadn’t gotten a good look at her bedroom last night, beyond the giant bed and bedside tables. I was also interested in the closet that held a bunch of fun sex toys. I wasn’t sure what time it was, but the room was still fairly dark. The only light was coming from a nearby lamp that had accidentally been left on overnight. We hadn’t originally planned on sleeping, but we wore each other out and crashed together.
I kissed her neck one more time to see if she’d wake up. When she didn’t, I sneakily pulled away. The bed still felt damp from the previous night’s activities, or it could have just been the feel of the satin sheets against my bare skin. I carefully crawled to the far side of the bed and stood on the hardwood floor. I walked to the darkened wall, looking for the entrance to the mystery toy closet. I knew it was around there somewhere, and I felt around for a knob or handle or something.
“A little more to the left,” Crystal said from the bed.
“What? I mean...”
“I’m guessing you’re looking for either the bathroom or the toy closet ... Here, let me help you.” She hit a button on the side table and there was a whirring noise followed by very bright sunlight streaming into the room. My dark-adapted eyes burned. When they adjusted, I found the room bathed in the bright light of a sunrise pouring through massive floor-to-ceiling windows. It reminded me of Brad’s office, and the things we did against them.
“Wow, what a view!” I said as I looked out onto the street below.
Crystal walked up behind me and wrapped her arms around me from behind, and rested her hands just below my breasts. She kissed my cheek and then nibbled on my ear, making me giggle.
“You’re the best view there is, standing here naked in the sunlight,” she said seductively. It seemed she’d recovered from last night and wanted more.
I turned and faced her. “You’re not too bad yourself,” I replied before we embraced, our mouths hungering for more than just breakfast. Our hands lightly caressed each other in the morning light, though our hands stayed to each other’s waists and backs ... mostly.
“You know,” she said softly, “I’ve been with a lot of people - men and women - and I’ve never cum that much in one night before.”
I was surprised by that, and a little honored, “That can’t be right. I’m sure you’ve been with better lovers. You did porn; I’m sure you’ve cum a lot.”
Crystal looked at me in disbelief. “Most of the time it was maybe once or twice ... usually for a squirt finale. The rest of the time, it was all faked. I’d take one hour with you over another ten-guy gangbang again.”
“Can I ask ... what was that like?” I felt weird asking, but we hadn’t really talked about it yet. I didn’t want to ruin the fun time we’d had so far, but I was curious.
“It was fine ... a little gross after I thought about it the next day. In terms of pleasure, I didn’t get anything from it. They’re prepped beforehand so they only lasted a few minutes before blowing their load. Some chose to cum on me, others inside me ... they had the choice for that shoot.”
I put my arms around her, “Is that one of the things you regret? Doing that?”
Crystal hugged me back. “Yes and no. I’m happy I did it, it helped get me where I am now; but at the same time, that one’s hardest to watch. By the end, my make-up’s smeared all over my face, cum is dripping from me, and my pussy is leaking the combined cream of five different guys. Let’s say it isn’t my proudest moment on film. Why do you ask?”
“No reason. I’ve had two experiences with two men at the same time, and it was fun for me. I was just curious if more was even better.”
Crystal shook her head, “It’s more fun when you’re with people you know and trust. You can let go and really get into it, instead of a bunch of guys off the street. That’s why I now like being with cute people I trust.” She leaned down and kissed me again; I melted into her lips and arms. When we stopped, we looked out the window together. Crystal leaned her head on my shoulder and sniffed me.
“Ooof girl, you smell a little ripe,” she said jokingly, “ ... like a gym sauna after a long day.”
I pulled away and sniffed her, “Hey! You don’t smell like a spring breeze either.”
A grin crept across her freckled face, “Wanna join me in the shower?”
“How could I say no?” I paused, “but I do wanna see that toy closet first.”
That brought a wider smile to Crystal’s face as she swung open the closet door to show off her treasure-trove of adult accoutrements. There were all kinds of things in there, from different sized dildos, to whips and flails, and a bunch of stuff I wasn’t too sure of. It was like she had a sex-toy shop in her closet. One thing that specifically drew my eye was a massive black dildo standing upright, pointing firmly toward the sky. It was hugely long and widely thick, even wider than Brian.
“What is this thing?” I asked, pointing at it.
“Oh that? It’s a footlong dildo that goes with that harness I used on you last night. Pretty neat huh?”
“Does that thing actually fit inside you?” I couldn’t believe it.
Crystal picked it up and handed it to me, “There’s one way you can find out. If you want...” She cocked her eyebrow at me.
I was grinning from ear to ear. “Oh, abso-freakin-lutely! I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be a guy.”
“Grab the harness from the bed, and we’ll bring it with us to the shower.”
I found the black harness laying at the bottom of the bed and picked it up. In the bright morning light, I could see the bed was in shambles. The satin sheets were scattered everywhere, folded and bunched up in weird spots. The pillows were clumped and tossed around. But what drew my attention was the drying and still damp spots all over the bed from the splashes from both Crystal and me.
“Sorry about your sheets,” I said, turning back with the harness and dildo in hand.
“That’s ok. A good wash will clean them right up; just like you.” With that, she gave my ass a light spank as she opened the bedroom door and let me out into the rest of her home.
Her bathroom was on the other side of the hallway we’d walked down last night, but seeing things in the light, Crystal’s place was massive. I really wanted to wander around, but she funneled me toward the bathroom door. When she opened it, the thing was larger than our living room at home. There was a double-vanity sink with enough counter-space for me to lie down on. In the corner was a big three-person tub with water jets like a jacuzzi, and a toilet next to a funny-looking toilet. Crystal led me to an all-glass shower that looked like it could fit five people.
“How much money do you have?” I asked in shock, looking at all the extravagant amenities.
Crystal blushed, her pale skin made it look more obvious. “When I made the money off the stock-market, I pulled most of it to open the store, but I didn’t take all of it. It keeps working while I am working, and I take a portion of my profits and reinvest it. I have a great financial guy ... really knows what he’s doing.”
I looked at her, wondering, “How’d you meet him? What bank?”
“Apple Bank. He’s a friend of David’s actually. He apparently helped David set up his porn business when he was starting out, so I was given his number,” Crystal said, lost in thought.
I couldn’t believe it. I had to be sure. I asked, “Brad Sheen?”
She looked at me surprised. “You know him too? He was the one I was supposed to have a date with yesterday, but he canceled.”
“Yeah, I know him,” I said, more focused on the last part of her statement. “Why’d he end up canceling on you?” I tried to ask covertly.
Crystal turned on the shower. She rolled her eyes, “I don’t usually like mixing business with pleasure...”
I stared at her and put my arms out emphatically.
“ ... I don’t usually like to mix business with pleasure. Better?” She looked at me. “Anyway, he asked me out a while ago and I wasn’t sure. He’s handsome, of course, but yeah ... I decided why not. I got myself all dressed up and ready and then ... he cancels. Says he’s in love with some girl and it wouldn’t be right ... I don’t buy it, but whatever. I got a night with you, which was so much better.”
I couldn’t help but blush, hearing he’d said that. Crystal looked at me like I had a second head. I stepped into the now hot water pulling Crystal in with me. I wanted to be clean ... and I had to come clean too.
“That’s me,” I said after kissing Crystal under the multiple-sided shower sprayers.
“What’s you?”
“The girl Brad’s in love with ... It’s me. He’s my upstairs neighbor. The one you saw in the picture of me squirting ... he’s the one jumping away from my ass.”
“Wow! What are the odds? Do you love him?” asked Crystal.
I kissed her and said honestly, “I don’t know. I like him, I like you, too. I’m just ... it’s too much for me right now.”
“Let me help you get out of your head then,” she said.
Crystal grabbed me and pinned me up against one of the glass walls. She gripped both of my hands above my head with one of hers, while the other moved between my legs. My eyes closed, I felt her lips on my neck and her fingers rubbing my slit.
“Ohhhhh ... yeah,” I groaned, feeling two fingers slide up inside me.
“I know you like giving up control,” Crystal said softly as she nibbled on my earlobe. “ ... so, I wanna play with you for a bit.”
I felt her tongue lick my ear before she lowered her head to my right breast and teased my nipple with her mouth. Between that, her fingers working that sensitive spot inside me, and her holding my hands tight, I was in heaven. I could have broken free if I wanted, but why the hell would I want that.
“Ooooo ... Fuck me. I’m yours to do whatever you want,” I groaned, lifting my left leg up and putting it against one of the walls.
“No ... you’re gonna fuck me after,” Crystal replied, looking up at me with those vibrant, naughty green eyes. “ ... but first...”
“AHHHHH...” I cried out, as I felt a third finger enter me.
“Mmmm ... you feel so good,” Crystal teased as she switched tits. “Could you take that black monster? I wonder...”
My eyes were closed, my hips automatically thrusting onto Crystal’s invading fingers. I was putty in her hands. “ ... if you want...” I groaned.
Crystal licked her way back up my body and kissed me. I was already close to cumming from her magic fingers. The next time I am with Riley, or maybe Mom, I need to remember the exact spot inside that Crystal was touching, so I could do it to someone else.
“I like you tight,” Crystal whispered between kisses. “I bet all the men do too.”
“YeaaaAAAAAahhhh...” I tried to say as a thumb stroked over my clit.
“Cum for me,” Crystal said, thumbing my clit faster while rubbing that magic spot inside. “ ... I love watching you cum.”
I did what I was told.
My body shook, my back arched off the glass of the shower as my head titled backwards. Water from the shower poured down on my face and into my mouth as I cried out. I made more of a gurgling sound as the aftershocks rippled through my body. Crystal let go of my hands and I brought my outstretched leg back to hold me up. I watched as she sucked each of her fingers, still coated in with my juices, into her mouth to clean them off.
“You taste so sweet ... like apple pie,” she grinned.
When I recovered enough, I looked at the soaking wet Crystal, her copper-red hair clinging to her body, draped down to her breasts. She looked like a mermaid fresh from the sea. I hungered for her.
“Your turn...” I said lustfully. I dropped to my knees in front of her and buried my tongue into her pussy, my nose pressed into her red hair. I just loved the taste of pussy now. I couldn’t believe I was so scared of it the first time and now it was one of my favorite things. Crystal tried to stop me though.
“No, Jane. I want you to fuck me.” She half-heartedly tried to pull away but I held onto her ass.
I looked up at her from my knees, “ ... and I want you to cum on my face one more time.”
Crystal knew I was serious and I could tell she wanted it too. She moved so her back was against the glass shower wall and spread her legs, using one of her hands to hold herself open. That was all the invitation I needed. I hungrily lapped at her dripping slit, sliding two of my own fingers into her to find her magic spot. It didn’t take long.
“Oh! ... Oh God! ... Right there...” Crystal groaned in a couple of minutes. I felt a little bumpy ridge inside of her that I just rubbed repeatedly. It seemed to be about the depth she’d been in me at the same angle. Whatever it was, it worked.
I licked along her slit, her usual strong flavor diminished by the falling water. As I felt her orgasm build, I moved upward to focus on her clit, which stood out proudly from Crystal holding herself open. I looked up at her from my knees. Her free hand massaged her tits; squeezing them roughly. She was looking away, her mouth hanging open. Water flowed down her body.
She looked down and our eyes met. “Jaaaannne...” she moaned. She reached down and pulled my head into her pussy as she cried out. A hot splash of something hit my mouth, I quickly opened wide and let it fill my mouth, mixing with the falling water. It tasted strange, a little watery but with a distinct taste. I swallowed some as Crystal pulled me to my feet. Our mouths met and I released my cargo into her mouth. She swallowed some but passed some back to me. We did that until it was all gone.
Crystal grinned, “If I had a partner like you when filming, I’d still be doing it.”
“I’m glad you didn’t, ‘cause you’d make me wannabe a porn star,” I cooed, holding her tightly.
“You’ve got such a lust for sex. You remind me of myself, so be careful. Men and women will take advantage,” she said while stroking my back.
“Like you?” I asked jokingly.
“Exactly like me.” She pulled away. “Now let’s get that monster cock on you.”
It took a few minutes of adjusting and tightening of straps for the harness to fit around my smaller body. It felt weird, like my ass was covered in small seatbelts. What was really surreal was when Crystal attached the large, black dildo to the whole contraption. I looked down at my legs and could just see this massive thing sticking out from me. It sort of threw my balance off. Was this what guys saw when they looked down?
“How do you want me to ... fuck you?” I asked, as I tried wrapping my hand around the girth of the thing. But I couldn’t.
“From behind first,” Crystal said, placing her hands on the wall and bending over.
I moved behind her, seeing Crystal’s ass and open pussy below that. I knew this was what guys saw right before plunging their cocks into me, and it made me feel powerful. I was in the power position, lifting the gigantic black cock to Crystal’s entrance. I even rubbed the length of the toy back and forth between her lips to get it slick first. As I pushed my hips forward, it took a few seconds for Crystal to stretch wide enough for the rounded head to fit inside. Crystal let out a loud groan when it finally eased inside of her.
“Ohhhh fuck yeah!” she cried as the first few inches disappeared into her; there was still a lot to go. When I was halfway in, six thick inches buried in her, I pulled my hips back. I watched her flesh stretch tightly around the fake cock on all sides I could see. It was very sexy. I pushed back by sinking eight inches deep into her, with four more to go.
“Fuck me,” Crystal groaned. “Please, don’t tease me!”
I pulled out partially then shoved the whole thing inside of her. She let out a sharp cry and her body went stiff. I looked down where the black plastic joined with Crystal’s pussy. There was barely anything left outside of her. I pulled out again, taking six inches away then shoved it back in.
“Aaaaaghhh ... Yes! I love it!” cried Crystal. “Fuck me hard!”
I banged my plastic peripheral deep into my boss’ box, working my hips as best as I could. I had to shift my feet to keep balance, pulling six to eight inches out at a time then plunging them back into Crystal’s stretched out snatch. She reached back and put a hand on my ass, encouraging me to keep going. I looked down at her ass as I fucked her; I felt so much like a guy. I thought about sticking this massive thing up her ass, but then I had another idea.
SMACK!
My hand slapped hard against Crystal’s wet ass with a very loud crack, as I fucked her. She shrieked in surprise, then groaned.
“Oh, I didn’t think you had it in you,” she cooed.
“No, you have it in you,” I teased, shoving the full length into her.
“OOOOHHHHHHh ... So mean,” groaned Crystal.
“You know you like it, slut,” I said, getting into being the guy in this situation.
SMACK! SMACK!
Crystal groaned, “God yes! Treat me rough! I’m a bad girl!”
“You are a bad girl! And I’m gonna fuck you hard for it.” I grabbed her ass with both hands and slammed my fake cock into her. It was a lot harder than it looked. It gave me more respect for guys, and how much work they actually do during sex. If water wasn’t raining down on me, I’d probably be sweating. I raised my right hand.
SMACK! SMACK!
Two sharp blows landed on her ass. Crystal’s head snapped back, her left arm let go of the wall and dropped between her legs. I knew she was playing with her clit, trying to get herself off.
“You like me fucking you with this thing,” I said, wrapping my right fist up in her coppery hair, and giving it a light tug.
“Oh ... yes!” she groaned.
“Do you wish it was real?” I was talking dirty to help her get off.
Crystal grunted, “Yes.”
I pulled tighter on her hair, something I knew I liked. “You wish I could cum in you, don’t you?”
“Yyyyessss,” Crystal squeaked, she was getting close. “I’d let ... you breed me ... UGGHHhhh!” she groaned. Her body shook, so I pushed all twelve inches into her as she came hard. I felt something hot and wet rain down on my feet; I knew she’d squirted again. It gave me a warm sense of satisfaction, as I watched her slip down the glass wall and crumple to the tiled shower floor; a happy grin on her face.
“Thank you for coming over,” Crystal said as she stopped her car in front of my building. “I had a lot of fun.”
I smiled, “I think we both did. Feel free to invite me over anytime.”
Her grin widened, “Oh, I definitely will. There’s a lot of toys I’d love to see you try. Oh, by the way...”
Crystal reached into her purse and dug for something inside. Her face lit up when she found it and pulled it out to hand it to me. It was the blue buttplug.
“Here. I want you to have this. Don’t worry, I cleaned it,” she said, putting it in my hand.
“Thanks! Are you sure?”
“Of course, I’ve got a lot anyway. Maybe you could wear it to work tomorrow,” she grinned.
“Maybe I will ... maybe I will...” I repeated, putting it in my purse. “I guess I should go. Thank you for a fantastic night.”
“I think I had as much or even more fun than you. See you tomorrow, Jane.”
I leaned over and kissed her soft pale lips, my tongue teasing her briefly before pulling away. I turned and opened the door, stepping out onto the sidewalk, shutting the door behind me. Crystal put on a pair of sunglasses, smiled, and waved as she pulled away into traffic. I happily skipped up the steps, unlocked the front door and headed up the stairs. I was on my phone calling Riley before I even reached the third floor.
“Oh my god, you wouldn’t believe the night I had!” I said as soon as she picked up.
“What, WHAT! You’ve gotta tell me!” she said excitedly.
“Let me just get to my room first...” I said as I unlocked the front door. I kicked off my shoes and rushed through my empty home till I got to my room and shut the door.
“ ... Ok. I spent the night with Crystal. It was so much fun!” I said gleefully.
“Holy shit! What did you do?” she asked, sounding excited.
“So much! Her place is huge! It’s half of an entire floor of a building. There’s a whole closet that’s filled with sex toys. I think she has at least one everything.”
Riley giggled, “Wow, that sounds amazing. What kind of stuff did you use? Was it really weird?”
“We didn’t use anything too crazy. She tied me to the bed and ate me a bunch, then put a plug in my butt and fucked me with a strap on. We need to get one of those when we’re living together.”
“Does it feel as good?” she asked.
“Not quite as good, but it’s not bad. Fun to be the user, though!”
“No way! You didn’t?
“I did this morning,” I replied. “I couldn’t help thinking how much fun it’d be to fuck you with it, too.”
Riley said excitedly, “We need to get together again!”
“We do. I’ve learned so much since the last time you were here. Crystal showed me a place to touch inside a girl that makes you cum really hard. She squirted on my face a bunch and then she made me spray all over her. The bed was soaked all night.”
“Ok, that’s kind of gross,” Riley said. “I would like to see you do that though. I wonder if I’m able to do that, too?”
“I mean, I absolutely drenched Crystal. I’d love it if you did the same to me, although you might blackout like I do. It’s really messy, too,” I explained.
“Yeah, that’s the big problem living at home. I think Mom would notice a giant wet stain on the bed and walls,” Riley laughed.
“I guess it’s something to try to do when we have our own place then. I don’t think you want to go up to Brad’s and have him and Tucker fuck you repeatedly like they did to me.”
Riley shot that option down quickly. “Nope, still not interested in that. Brad’s fine, no interest in meeting Tucker though. I still don’t get why you entertain his perversions at all.”
“I like the unpredictability of the whole thing. Sure, it’s kind of gross and seems wrong, but that risk makes it more fun.”
“You’re weird!” Riley teased, adding, “I wish you were here. I’m going crazy all by myself. Without James, and Dad not touching me, I’m horny as all hell.”
“Your Dad still won’t?”
“Nope. It’s so annoying. He won’t even give me a reason for it. He just says he can’t right now and tells me to go to bed. Maybe if you come and visit, he won’t say no to both of us.” She sounded very frustrated.
I didn’t have to think too hard about it. “When would you want me down? I’d have to clear it with work and my parents.”
“Next weekend, if possible?” Riley asked. “My parents are fine with it anytime. They keep asking when you’ll visit next. When they aren’t acting weird.”
“Are they still doing that? Anything new?” I inquired, knowing Riley’s been dealing with all this in the background. I felt bad, I knew what it was like to go through difficult stuff with your parents and not have any escape.
Riley paused, “The biggest thing was when I snooped on Dad’s computer. Beyond him reading stories about fucking daughters and other porn stuff, I saw in his history he was looking up law firms. I think ... I think my parents are about to get divorced.”
I felt really bad. “I’m so sorry, Riley. Maybe that’s why your dad won’t touch you right now. You said that someone was digging through your room. Your dad thinks your mom suspects something, and he wants to keep you out of it ... at least until things are settled.”
“I don’t want to have to choose between them, Jane. I don’t have enough money saved to move yet, and I doubt you do either. I’d have to live with one of them.” Riley was starting to sound upset, my heart was breaking for her.
In a way, I also felt responsible since I started Curtis on the path of cheating on his wife. It was my actions that brought Riley and her father together and then encouraged them to keep going. I know everyone makes their own choices, but I led them into the situation they are in. It didn’t feel very good.
“What if I earned more money?” I blurted out.
“Jane, NO!” Riley knew exactly what I was thinking. Tucker would pay me to do whatever dirty, disgusting thing he wanted ... and it paid well.
“ ... but it would help...” I tried to say, but she wouldn’t have it.
“There’s no way I could ask you to do that. I’d do it before ever asking you,” she said firmly.
“Tucker would like that,” I said half-joking. I knew he would like it very much to get his grubby hands on my double.
“Tucker can eat my ass,” said Riley.
“Can I eat your ass?” I volunteered.
“Jane, if you come down next weekend, you can eat whatever you like.”
I chuckled, “Now THAT’S how you motivate me. I’ll talk to Mom and Dad as soon as I can. Anything you want me to bring?”
Riley made an order of various items she’d like me to pick up from the store for her. It included a few sexy items she hoped would work on her dad. She wanted us to get a matching set of lingerie to help entice Curtis into playing. If anything, it would be fun to see her wearing it.
We talked for over an hour before Mom and Dad got home. When I asked if I could go visit Riley next weekend, they agreed immediately. Mom smiled at me and told me to be sure to make sure it was ok with Crystal first. We both knew it would probably be fine. I had some extra pull with my boss after all.
I was sitting in my room later that day, flicking through social media. I was more in my own head rather than actually paying attention to anything on my phone. I wanted some way of earning more money quickly that didn’t involve selling myself out to Tucker, per Riley’s wishes. I personally didn’t mind. I kind of liked doing Tucker’s twisted challenges. I didn’t need to get paid for it; I did it for the excitement.
Mom had popped in at one point, asking how my night with Crystal had been. She seemed extra interested in the details of what Crystal and I had done. Since she supported and covered for me, I was as honest as I could be, answering any questions she had. I think Mom was getting a little turned on at some of my more detailed descriptions.
“You really are a chip off my old block,” Mom joked when I was done.
“How so?” I asked.
Mom smiled. “I loved doing a lot of that stuff when I was younger. Guys or girls, it didn’t matter. Oh, to be young again,” she said wistfully.
“What would you do if you were my age again?” I asked.
Mom’s answer was simple. “Nothing good.”
Mom kissed my head and left, letting me know when dinner would be ready. I wonder if Mom and I would have been friends if we’d grown up together. I thought idly to myself as I returned to spacing out.
Buzz! Buzz!... Buzz! Buzz!
My phone buzzing in my hand snapped me out of my stupor. Checking the ID I saw that it was Brian calling me. I was kind of surprised. I hadn’t heard from him since the dinner. Though, I hadn’t messaged him either. I’d been spinning too many different plates.
“Hi Brian, how’s it going?”
“Hi Jane, not too bad. Sorry, I’ve been a little busy lately. I was wondering if you’re free tonight? I kind of want to see you,” he asked with very little difficulty. It seems he was getting more comfortable talking to me, which was nice. I kind of felt like I was helping him with his nerves the way others helped me with mine.
“We’re having pork chops at 6:00, but I’m free after. What did you wanna do?” I was still tired from last night, but I knew Brian wasn’t around often. Even if I don’t love him, I really like him as a friend and want to see him.
“I don’t know, maybe we could see a movie?” he paused. “Don’t worry, I won’t make you watch another Anime.”
I chuckled, “It wasn’t that bad. I simply didn’t understand what was going on.”
I was remembering the unfortunate double date with Ross and Riley. While the movie was confusing, the after-show made things very clear regarding Brian’s now former roommate. If I recall correctly, Riley actually understood that movie. It seemed like six months ago now.
“Yeah, I-uh, didn’t know what girls would like and just assumed it would be a disaster, so I picked a movie I wanted to see,” Brian nervously admitted. It was kind of cute.
“Well, I’m more open-minded now,” I replied. “I’d be open to trying another one. Maaaaybe one that isn’t from some long-running show, so I can keep up.”
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