Chapter 1

“Go on,” Billy insisted. “Don’t be a wuss.”

“I am not a wuss!” Brian asserted as the two eighth-grade friends stared across the school cafeteria at the Brubaker twins, Amber and Lillian.

“So ... go ask her,” Billy insisted.

“I ... I will,” Brian countered. Brian stayed in his seat.

“Well?”

“I’m going,” Brian said, rising reluctantly. Each step covering the forty feet between him and the girl, literally of his dreams, felt like a mile. A million words flashed through the fourrteen-year-old boy’s brain. None of the words fit together into a coherent sentence. He stopped abruptly in front of the table where the Brubaker twins sat.

“Um ... uh, Lilly,” Brian stuttered. Lilly and her sister looked at the tongue-tied teen. Lilly smiled to him. “Like ... uh, would you ... uh, like to go ... to the movies ... uh, you know ... with me?”

“For a date?” Lilly asked, her smile disappearing.

“Um ... yeah,” Brian gulped. “Like a date.”

“My parents are strict,” Lilly explained. “We aren’t allowed to do solo dates until we are in high school.”

“Oh ... OK,” Brian sighed, his face reflecting the fact that he had been shot down in flames.

“Our parents are fine with us going to the movies with a group of friends,” Amber added. She looked over at the table Brian came from and gave Billy Baer a smile.

“Do you have some friends we could include in a group with Amber and me?” Lilly asked.

“You could invite Billy,” Amber suggested quickly.

“Yeah ... we could do that,” Brian agreed. His heart swelled. Lilly wanted to go out with him! “I’ll see if Billy is interested.”

“Find a couple more kids,” Lilly suggested. “We don’t want my parents to think this is a double date if it is just you, me, Amber and Billy.”

“More people...” Brian stammered. “I can do that. I’ll talk to you tomorrow, after I work things out.”

“I am looking forward to it,” Lilly replied, giving the suddenly ecstatic boy encouragement. Brian practically skipped back to his lunch table to inform Billy of the developments.

“Dude? How’d it go?” Billy demanded as Brian sat down. “Do you have a date with one of the hottest girls in our school?”

“WE are taking two of the hottest girls in our class to the movies on Saturday night,” Brian answered.

“We?” Billy asked in shock. “Amber with me? Seriously?”

“Dead serious, Billy,” Brian responded. He explained about Lilly and Amber’s dating restrictions. “They can’t solo date until high school, but they are allowed to go to the movies with a group of friends. You’re my friend so...”

“I am Amber Brubaker’s date for Saturday night?” Billy said, his face displaying his amazement. “You’ve got to be shitting me.”

“No shit,” Brian replied. “I know you saw Amber look over here and smile at you while I was talking. When Lilly and I agreed to get a group together, Amber specifically asked me to include you.”

“Do you think Amber likes me?” Billy asked.

“I am pretty sure she does,” Brian replied. “Now, who else do we invite to join our group? You, me and the twins might not be a large enough group to satisfy their parents.”

“What about Dave and Grace?” Billy offered. He was referring to their friend David Beiler, who had been going steady with Grace Martin since last October.

“Good idea,” Brian agreed. “Having a couple in the group will make this seem more like three couples going to the movies instead of a group of six kids.”

The plans worked out. Billy talked with Dave after lunch at his next class. Dave confirmed the plans with Grace later in the afternoon. The group discussed options the next day over lunch. They decided to go to Kendig Square in Willow Street, a small-town south of Lancaster. They agreed on seeing “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.”

Dave Beiler’s dad drove the six teens over to Kendig Square Saturday night. The ride over in the Beiler mini-van didn’t work out quite the way Billy hoped. Dave and Grace staked out the middle seat before they picked up Brian, Billy or the twins. Brian took the back seat. Lilly and Amber were picked up next, joining Brian in the back. Billy had to ride shotgun up front instead of sitting with his date.

The kids were dropped off outside the theater with strict instructions to be outside at ten o’clock when Billy’s mom would pick them up. David and Grace, a confirmed couple, held hands as they headed inside. Brian offered his hand to Lilly, who wrapped her fingers through his. Billy saw the cue and took Amber’s hand, receiving a big smile for his efforts.

The boys paid for their dates’ movie and refreshments before the three couples headed for their theater. Billy started to move into one of the front rows when they arrived inside.

“Guys, go to the back,” Dave stated. “More privacy in the back.” Brian and Billy, both on their first dates, didn’t argue with their more experienced friend. Lilly and Amber gave the pair smiles when everyone filed to the rear of the theater. The three couples grabbed an empty row near the back, leaving an empty seat between each couple.

The three couples munched on their snacks and talked while the advertisements and trailers played. The lights went down when the feature started. Both Billy and Brian, new to dating, paid attention to how Dave and Grace interacted.

Brian, shortly followed by Billy, did the yawn, stretch and drape your arm over your date’s shoulder move. Lilly gave Brian a smile and snuggled closer when he made his first move. Amber was similarly receptive to Billy.

Brian’s hand rested an inch or so from Lilly’s breasts, the breasts he dreamed of when he jerked off. Could he touch them tonight? What if he went too far? Lilly interrupted his ruminations by reaching over and holding his hand. That certainly encouraged him to consider going further.

Brian looked down the row at Dave and Grace. Dave’s arm was over Grace’s shoulder, but his hand wasn’t down at her side. It was firmly grasping her right breast. You could see enough in the dim light that Dave’s fingers were massaging it. Holy shit! He was feeling her up right here in the theater. Just then Grace turned her head as Dave turned toward her. The two kissed and then kissed again. The half-light provided by the movie was enough to make out that this was a serious, tongue-swapping, romantic kiss.

Lilly happened to look over at the couple and commented, “It looks like they plan to have fun.”

“Yeah, it looks that way,” Brian agreed.

Brian realized the gossip at school must be correct. Hearsay said Dave had reached second base in less than ten minutes, in public, at the movies on their first date. Word was Dave regularly reached third base with Grace. Paul Petersheim claimed he caught them in a bathroom at a New Year’s party with Dave’s hand in Grace’s panties. No one was certain whether to believe Paul. He tended to exaggerate. Some speculated Dave and Grace had gone all the way. Consensus was probably they hadn’t done the deed yet, but no one would be surprised if it happened soon.

Eighth grade gossip placed the confirmed-did-the-deed count at twelve, eight girls and four guys. Six of the girls lost their virginity to the ninth- or tenth-grade guys they were dating. Expectations of the older guys was that their girlfriends should put out. They did, if they wanted to keep their older boyfriends. Two pair of girls and guys had done the deed together. The last two guys got lucky when they picked up the girls who put out after their older boyfriends got what they wanted and dumped the girls.

Lilly leaned her head against Brian’s shoulder. Brian could smell the fragrant floral aroma from either her shampoo or her perfume. He stroked her side as she snuggled against his shoulder. Brian placed his hand on Lilly’s hand on their shared armrest.

Lilly turned to stare at Brian. After a moment she leaned closer and tilted her head. Brian understood her intent. He leaned in and gave Lilly a kiss on the lips. The kiss was gentle and sweet. When the two pulled apart they stared into each other’s eyes.

“Nice,” Amber sighed. “But too soon. I’m not ready for what our friends are doing.” Lilly nodded her head towards Dave and Grace, who’s lips were locked together.

“They seem into it,” Brian commented. Both teens saw the couple exchange tongues.

“That would be way too much, way, way too soon,” Lilly stated. “Maybe after we’ve dated for a while.”

Brian was encouraged by Lilly’s comment about dating again.

“Why don’t we settle for holding hands tonight?” Lilly suggested before giggling. “Except for the maybe a good night kiss. We can do that tonight.”

‘We can? Cool!’ Brian thought to himself.

Billy and Amber both overheard Lilly and Brian discuss kissing. Inspired, Amber leaned her head against Billy’s shoulder. Billy could smell the fragrant floral aroma from either her shampoo or her perfume. He stroked her side as she snuggled against his shoulder. Billy placed his hand on Amber’s hand on their shared armrest.

Amber turned to stare at Billy. After a moment she leaned closer and tilted her head. Billy understood her intent. He leaned in and gave Amber a kiss on the lips. The kiss was gentle and sweet. When the two pulled apart they stared into each other’s eyes.

“Nice,” Amber sighed.

“Yeah,” Billy agreed. The two stared for a few seconds and then both leaned in for another kiss. This one lasted longer. Billy felt his cock stir as they kissed. He felt Amber shiver too. Finally, they pulled apart again. Amber put her hand on Billy’s cheek and pulled him in for another kiss.

Billy was encouraged by Amber’s action. This time he allowed his tongue to slip out and glide along Amber’s lips. Billy’s tongue slipped along the length of Amber’s lips and started back the other direction with his tongue when Amber suddenly pulled away.

“Too much,” Amber insisted. “I am not ready to do that with a boy yet. My parents would freak out.”

“Sorry,” Billy replied. “You’re so pretty and I just thought ... well, sorry for going too far. Please forgive me if you can.”

“I forgive you,” Amber replied. She snuggled against Billy’s side. “I like your arm over my shoulder. Snuggling is OK on a first date. So is holding hands.”

“OK,” Billy sighed as he enjoyed the feel of being close to Amber. They contentedly watched the movie for a few minutes.

“A good night kiss will be fine when the evening is done,” Amber whispered. “Here inside the theater when the movie is over. My dad would not be happy if he saw you kiss me when you get me home.

“OK, I can do that,” Billy commented.

“No tongue.”

“Of course, no tongue,” Billy agreed.

“No tongue on the first date,” Amber giggled. “Now if you took me to the movie next weekend...”

“I have a Scout camping trip next weekend,” Billy said. “We’re going up to the Poconos to go skiing.”

“That sounds like fun,” Amber said. “I wish I could be a Boy Scout.”

“Um ... actually you can,” Billy replied. “Except the program is called Venturers and is for boys and girls, fourteen and older.”

“Lilly and I turned fourteen two weeks ago,” Amber said. “Do you think Lilly and I could go on the trip? Is it too late?”

“It is, I think,” Billy said. “I am pretty sure the head count is set with the ski area.”

“Oh well, maybe next year,” Amber said. “I enjoy camping and skiing.”

“You should join the crew,” Billy suggested. “I know I am after my birthday. I will turn fourteen on March 11th.”

“You’re not fourteen?” Amber asked. “How can you go on a trip with this Venturer crew if you aren’t old enough to join?”

“My aunt and uncle are the crew advisors,” Billy chuckled. “My mom and dad help chaperone the trip every year. I go, my brother Wesley goes. So does Brian, his brother Ben and our cousin Betty.”

“What else do the Venturers do, other than skiing?” Amber asked. Billy explained about the backpacking, canoeing, white water rafting and other trips his aunt and uncle’s crew did during the course of a year.

“The crew goes on a ten-day wilderness canoe trek?” Amber marveled. “That sounds so cool. I hope I wouldn’t be too late to sign up for that trip, if I join up.”

“You aren’t too late,” Billy laughed. “The Algonquin canoe trip isn’t this summer, it’s next summer. You’ll have plenty of time to sign up. You and Lilly should join. Brian and I will be joining soon.”

“I’ll talk with Lilly,” Amber said. “Venturers sounds like it could be fun.”

The two went back to cuddling, holding hands and enjoying the movie. Lilly and Brian, seated to their right, held hands but otherwise kept some personal space between them. On the other side of Billy and Amber, Dave and Grace were less concerned with personal space. Movie night gave the committed couple a rare gift, enough privacy to make out. They took every advantage of their chances during the two-hour movie.

Lilly gave Brian a quick kiss on the cheek as the movie ended. Billy got his good night kiss too. The kiss lasted about ten seconds as Amber displayed more eagerness than Billy expected. Dave gave Grace a good night tonsillectomy with his tongue. Grace returned the kiss with fervor.

“You were kissing Billy through half the movie,” Lilly insisted. “Mom and Dad will go crazy if they find out that you allowed a boy to kiss you that way.”

“No tongue allowed,” Amber grinned to her sister as they prepared for bed.

“Gross!”

“You’re a Maggie,” Amber teased Lilly. Maggie Conner, a classmate of the twins, was notorious for her innocence about boys. She fled at the mere mention of anything to do with sex or a boy’s anatomy. Go on a date? Hold hands? God forbid, no.

“I am not that bad!” Lilly insisted. “I held hands with Brian. I allowed him a good night kiss. That is all. I am NOT anything like Maggie.”

“Billy tried to slip me his tongue,” Amber said. “I put him in his place. Tongue has to wait until at least the second date.”

“You’re bad,” Lilly said. “What if Mom or Dad find out?”

“What are you, the PDA police?” Amber retorted (PDA-personal demonstration of affection). “You need to loosen up. Allow Brian a few kisses. You don’t want him to think you are a prude.”

“I will never tell on you,” Lilly said. “As far as kissing, maybe I will allow Brian some more, if he and Billy ask us out again.”

“That’s the spirit,” Amber agreed.

Grace Martin caught up with Lilly and Amber at lunch on Monday. “What did the two of you think of your dates Saturday night?”

“I had fun with Billy,” Amber said. “I hope the boys invite us to another movie night soon.”

“I enjoyed my evening with Brian,” Lilly added.

“It didn’t seem like you took advantage of time with a cute boy, Lilly,” Grace teased. “It’s so hard to find time to be together with your guy. Davey and I took full advantage Saturday night.”

“You did that,” Amber agreed.

“How do you keep Dave from getting carried away?” Lilly asked. “I was afraid if I allowed Brian to kiss me too much, I would encourage him to touch ... uh things ... like my breasts or worse.”

“Those are good things...” Grace giggled, “ ... when you do them with your boyfriend. Few things are better than making out with your boyfriend. When our tongues...”

“La, la, la, la,” Lilly trilled. “Too much information! Way ... way too much information.”

“Billy’s tongue on my lips felt cool,” Amber added. “I told him he’d have to wait for our second date before we’d share tongues.”

“Not a bad idea,” Grace agreed. “Keep him interested but in his place. What about you, Lilly? One quick peck on the cheek during the movie and a good night kiss? Was being with Brian that disastrous that you don’t want to date him again?”

“I had fun with Brian,” Lilly protested. “I enjoyed talking with him. It was a good first date.”

“Brian was all hands,” Grace challenged. “I can see why you wouldn’t want to date him again.”

“Brian was well behaved,” Lilly declared. “I want to date him again.”

“And he’s bag-over-his-head ugly,” Grace stated. “Why would any girl want anything to do with him?” Amber grinned at how Grace was pulling her sister’s chain.

“I think both Billy and Brian are hot looking,” Amber added. “All the weightlifting and workouts for football did those boys a lot of good.”

“I like Brian,” Lilly declared.

“So, he is fun to be with, cute and well behaved,” Grace said. “I can see why you would not want to encourage the boy to ask you for another date.”

“I hope he asks me out again,” Lilly replied.

“What are you going to do about encouraging him?” Grace asked. “A good night peck on the cheek isn’t going to tell an eighth-grade boy you want to go out with him again.”

“How about a do-over good night kiss?” Amber suggested.

“Should I?” Lilly asked.

“Do you want him to know you are interested in another date?” Grace asked.

“Yes, when should I do this?” Lilly asked.

“Now,” Grace stated as she pointed towards Brian, Billy, Dave and a couple over boys they were friends with. The crowd of boys were carrying their trays up to the front of the cafeteria to turn them in.

Grace, Amber and Lilly intercepted the boys before they left the cafeteria. Amber smiled and said, “I had fun Saturday night, Billy.”

Lilly took a nervous glance around the cafeteria to check on the lunch monitors. None were looking at them. She took a deep breath and said, “I had fun too, Brian.” She put her hands on the startled boy’s cheeks and pulled him in close for the kiss.

Lilly’s lips pressed against Brian’s. It was an urgent kiss expressing need for more. Half a dozen seconds elapsed as the two kissed. Finally, Lilly slipped her tongue between Brian’s lips and teased his tongue briefly. Lilly pulled away, breaking the kiss.

“Oh ... shit,” both Tyler Walker and Ian Thompson gasped at the open display of affection.

“I would enjoy another night out with you,” Lilly said as she stepped away from Brian.

“Um ... um...” Brian stuttered as he tried to regain his senses. “A date ... uh ... yeah.”

“Two Saturdays from now?” Dave added smoothly. “Amber, Lilly, Grace, Brian, Billy and I will head out for the movies?” After a moment, Dave realized Tyler and Ian were still standing there. “Ty, Ian, you’re welcome to ask girls out and join us.”

“Cool, that could be fun,” Tyler agreed quickly.

“Um ... um ... a date...” Ian mumbled. “Um ... Oh ... Kay.” No one was surprised at Ian’s less-than-enthusiastic response. The boy was shy, painfully shy. He’d never had a date. Never held hands or kissed a girl. Dave smiled. Ian would need a little assistance to be included in the group date. Challenge accepted.

The boys left the cafeteria. The girls went back to their table to grab their trays and return them.

“I went too far,” Lilly lamented as they left. “I shouldn’t have used my tongue.”

“Tongue?” Grace laughed. “You were perfect. Brian knows you are interested. You’ll probably star in his fantasies for quite some time.”

“Fantasies?” Lilly said. “You mean ... when he ... uh, whacks off?”

“All boys do,” Grace giggled. “It’s just fantasy. You should be honored to star in Brian’s.”

Tyler asked Alexis Hirst to join the group as his date. Grace and Dave needed most of the week to maneuver Vicky Gilbert and Ian Thompson into agreeing to go to the movies with the group. Officially they were just two kids going with a group of friends. When the date night arrived, the two would figure out quickly where they stood, given eight of the ten participants were part of couples. Grace promised to give Vicky a heads-up about Ian’s lack of experience. Dave would coach the clueless boy about proper behavior on a date so Ian did not freak out or faint when Vicky went to hold his hand.

Brian and Ben headed off the first weekend in March with Paradise’s Venturer crew for a weekend of skiing. Brian, Billy and Billy’s cousin Betty fit in fine with the older kids in the crew. They were younger, but just barely. By summer, all three would be official members of the crew.

Brian, Billy and Betty were allowed to ski on their own. Wesley, eight, Ben, seven, and Billy’s cousin Jeff, eleven, had to stay with their parents. All the kids had fun skiing. The crew returned to their cabin at camp around 9:30 PM that night. The group enjoyed a snack before heading to bed.

Brian didn’t fall asleep for quite a while. About forty-five minutes after lights-out, Brian noticed the parade start. A boy would leave the cabin to go to the bathroom. Within a minute a girl would follow. The pair would not return for twenty or thirty minutes, often coming in together. What were the pairs doing outside for that long? It was supposed to drop to eighteen degrees that night. What was up?

The bathrooms in the shower house were heated! Were the shower stalls heated too? A private, heated room? Damn, these teens were screwing in the showers. Brian got confirmation a couple minutes later when Chris somebody or other came back with Ava something. Chris had the bunk below Brian. The couple must have thought he was asleep. They stopped inches from him and kissed.

“God, I needed your rod tonight,” Ava whispered to Chris, “I love when you screw me. I wish we could go again.”

“Too big a chance of getting caught,” Chris whispered back. “We will do this again next weekend, I promise.” Ava headed for the girl’s bunk room. Chris climbed in bed below Brian and went to sleep.

There was no question now. The teens in this crew screwed on their camping trips. He decided he shouldn’t be surprised. He and Betty nearly shared birthdays. He was born May 11, 2002 and she was born ten days later on May 21st. Brian could count backwards nine months. His dad got his mom pregnant with him while they were on the Venturer crew trip to Algonquin. His parents were fifteen at the time. Damn, teens in this crew must have been having sex on trips for many years.

Sunday night after returning home from the ski trip brought a discussion at the Baer residence.

“You’ve put this off long enough, Billy,” Justin Baer, his dad, insisted. “What do you want to do for your birthday? Do you want a party or what? I don’t know is no longer an acceptable answer.”

“Uh ... I’d like to do a party,” Billy replied. He blushed as he answered.

“OK, progress,” Justin said. “First ... the guest list?”

“Brian, of course,” Billy said. “Dave Beiler, uh ... Ian Thompson, Tyler Walker ... uh, Dave’s girlfriend Grace, of course.”

“Of course,” Justin said. “And?”

“Uh ... I’d like to invite Amber and Lilly Brubaker,” Billy said quietly. With more confidence, he added, “Uh ... Vicky Gilbert and Alexis Hirst too.”

“Five guys and five girls?” Justin stated, chuckling. “I think we can handle that.”

“Uh, Dad ... you know how you and Mom used to do games to entertain guests at my birthday parties when I was younger?” Billy said. “Brian and I can handle planning them.”

“Of course, you can,” Justin said. “Now, about the menu.”

“How about barbecue?” Billy suggested.

“Your mom or I could run over to Smokestack BBQ in Strasburg and pick up something,” Justin said. “What do you like? Pulled pork, brisket, sausages, ribs or maybe chicken?”

“They all sound great, Dad.”

“Barbecue for twenty-one,” Justin said.

“Twenty-one?” Billy gasped. “Do I have to invite all my relatives too?”

“Hmmm...” Justin pondered. “What if we invite your grandparents, aunt, uncle and cousins over for cake and ice cream on Friday night. We can save your party for just your guests, Wesley, Mom and me.”

“That would be great, Dad,” Billy said, grinning from ear to ear.

“I was fourteen once,” Justin replied, giving Billy a wink. “I understand about wanting a friends-only, boy-girl party for your first mixed sex party.”

Billy was surprised at how little resistance he received to holding a boy-girl party for his birthday. It turned out there was a price to be paid, though. The bill came due Monday evening as Justin was driving Billy home from their Scout meeting. Justin was scoutmaster of Troop 312, their troop.

“We need to have a serious talk when we get home,” Justin commented as he pulled into their driveway. “Wesley is in bed and Mom will make herself scarce for a while.”

“Oh-Kay,” Billy said guardedly.

“We need to talk about girls and sex,” Justin said.

“Jesus Dad!” Billy protested. “I know about that. We had sex ed in health this year. I got it.”

“Humor your old man,” Justin said. “There are things you and I need to discuss, man-to-man, that they do not talk about at school.”

Sherry Baer, Billy’s mom, passed the two at the back door. “I am heading over to Mom’s for an hour,” Sherry announced as Justin handed her his car keys. “Have a good talk.”

“moM KNows?” Billy squeaked as his voice broke.

“Of course, she knows about this talk,” Justin said. “She is your mom. Moms know everything.”

Billy and Justin headed inside. Justin indicated Billy should take a seat at the kitchen table. When both were settled, Justin said, “I believe you have learned that girls are not yucky.”

“That is how Wesley describes girls,” Billy replied. “Girls are definitely not yucky.”

“Most definitely not,” Justin agreed. “I know you will find this talk embarrassing but I need you to talk openly and seriously about this subject. Can you do that?”

“I’ll try, Dad,” Billy agreed nervously.

“This is important,” Justin said. “We need to make sure we shut the gate for the horse gets out. Has the horse gotten out yet?”

“Horse? Gate? What do you mean?”

“I will be more direct,” Justin replied. “Have you had sexual intercourse with a girl?”

“JESUS, DAD! NO!” Billy gasped. “Amber and I are nowhere near that. She barely lets me kiss her on the lips.”

“Amber, the girl you took to the movies two weekends ago,” Justin said, smiling. “She is pretty. I can see why she stirs your interest. Let’s start off by discussing biology and human reproduction.”

Justin proceeded to quiz his son with a dozen questions regarding human reproduction. Billy’s health class had done a thorough job educating him about the mechanics of reproduction.

“The next thing we need to discuss is the word ‘No.’ No matter when, no matter the circumstances, when the girl says no, things are done. I do not care if you are poised to stick your penis in the girl’s vagina, when she says no, you are done.”

“I understand no,” Billy replied. “I get it. Don’t force myself on a girl.” Billy blushed a little but continued, “Amber shut me down Saturday night at the movies when I slipped her some tongue.”

“Uh-huh...” Justin hummed. “Accepting no as an answer when you are intimate with a girl is critical. Also, remember, you get to say no if the girl is pushing you further than you are comfortable going.”

“OK, I don’t see that as an issue if I keep dating Amber,” Billy said. “She’s as new to all this stuff between boys and girls as I am.”

“I am glad you understand no,” Justin said. “Next topic: sexual relations.”

“Screwing?” Billy added.

“Much more than sexual intercourse,” Justin answered. “Cuddling, kissing, getting undressed in front of a girl, playing with her...”

“The bases,” Billy interjected. “First base-kissing, second base – playing with her boobs, third base-hand down her panties and home run ... I know what a home run is.”

“Making love to a woman is so much more than sticking your tongue down her throat, feeling up her ... uh, boobs, playing stink finger and then sticking your penis in her vagina,” Justin explained. “What kind of lover will you be? A selfish one who hurries to get to intercourse, ruts a minute or so and blows his load or an unselfish lover who makes sure his partner enjoys the experience too. Which will you be?”

“Unselfish, I hope,” Billy answered.

“That is the answer that will get you laid more than once,” Justin said. “Listen to your partner. When you are feeling her breasts, see how she reacts. Listen when she tells you what she likes. As far as third base, your description lets out a lot of fun things. Third base is when you touch or feel your partner’s genitals. Yes, you can put your hand down her panties. She can put her hand down your pants. She could give you a hand job. She could give you a blow job. You could eat her out. Do you understand these terms?”

“Hand job means jerking off,” Billy replied. “You’ve walked in on me a few times. You know I know about that.”

“The come stains your mom finds on your socks or underwear are dead giveaways.”

“A blow job is when a girl sucks your co ... your penis,” Billy said. “What does eating a girl out mean? That is new to me.”

“You put your face between her legs and start licking and kissing her labia and clitoris,” Justin said.

“Oh ... Kay,” Billy replied, dubious of the whole idea. He was happy when Justin moved on to the next topic, birth control. Justin quizzed his son on types of birth control and their abilities to limit pregnancy. Justin talked about condoms and their failure rate.