Chapter 55

That’s not right. If it was really me, my mother and aunt wouldn’t treat me like they usually do, especially aunt. How dare she talk nonsense in front of me? Aren’t you afraid that I will spank her?

I interrupted aunt and asked, “How did you escape?”

The gangsters at that time were not only the scarred man, but also the little girl with yellow hair. Although she was just a girl, she also increased the danger. If I didn’t have the potential to burst out, how did aunt escape danger alone?

My aunt didn’t answer me directly, but slowly stood up from the sofa and moved two steps to the empty space next to her. The left leg rotated with the body with the sole of the foot as the axis, and at the same time, the hind leg turned the hip, the ankle joint was tightened, the upper body leaned back to the left, and the slender and powerful long legs kicked out diagonally upward along the direction of the body’s force, and the loose sweatpants were faintly broken through the air.

A high whip kick with a sonic boom effect!

This operation of aunt made me dumbfounded. I seem to have heard my aunt say that she knows a little bit about self-defense. As expected, ordinary people should not easily believe what the top student said about “knowing a little bit”, which is easy to bring shame upon themselves.

“Young man, do you have any questions?” My aunt still kept her legs raised high, relying only on her left leg as support, but she seemed to be nailed to the ground, as steady as a mountain.

Salted fish should have the consciousness of salted fish. I quickly stood up, clapped my hands vigorously, and shouted loudly: “6666666”

My aunt was in a good mood and showed off a few more moves. She almost made me act like a wooden stake and perform a set of Wing Chun. Under my desperate pleading, my aunt finally withdrew her magic and sat down again without even breathing.

I sat down gently after my aunt sat down, and my butt only dared to touch the edge of the sofa, keeping half of my body suspended in the air, for fear that the lady knight would think that my attitude was not correct and pull me to practice.

“Master Zhao is indeed a master of martial arts and invincible! It’s easy to deal with a villain with a wooden stick~” I flattered my aunt in a very flattering way, fearing that I didn’t flatter her enough.

What? You said I have no backbone? What is backbone? Can it be used to make soup? I can’t find these two words in my dictionary.

“Haha, that guy thought he didn’t need to rely on external forces to deal with a woman, so he threw away the stick after he tricked you. He was lucky.” My aunt was very pleased with my flattery. She picked up the milk tea again and drank it in small sips to replenish the energy she had just consumed.

I was a little surprised: “Why did he get lucky even though he threw away the murder weapon?”

Although my aunt was quite capable, she was a little too arrogant. An adult man holding a baseball bat almost doubled the threat level.

My aunt didn’t explain too much and pursed her lips. I looked in the direction she pointed. It was the handbag that my aunt had placed on the coffee table and had been carrying with her.

I picked it up gently, not sure whether my aunt wanted me to open it or hand it to her. If I found sanitary pads or something, I might not be able to save my head. It was not until my aunt nodded at me that I tremblingly unzipped it.

The indigo cowhide DIOR handbag was heavy, and I didn’t know what messed up things were in it. Although I didn’t know what my aunt wanted me to find, since my aunt asked me to do it myself, it must be something special that I knew at a glance that my aunt wanted me to take out.

I opened the thick stack of RMB on the top layer, and the miscellaneous gold and black cards. Suddenly, my fingertips touched something hard made of metal, and my pupils suddenly contracted, and I took a breath of cold air.

Electric batons, pepper spray, and anti-wolf spray are all weak!

I trembled and took out a black pistol from the bag. Although the sun was hanging high, a chill still ran straight into my heart.

My aunt was still leisurely sipping her milk tea, and said lightly: “If he hadn’t put down his weapon, it would have taken me more time to subdue him. At that time, your life or death was unknown, and I didn’t have so much free time to deal with him. I would have chosen to shoot him directly.”

In this way, Scarface was really lucky. If he hadn’t thought that my aunt, a woman who looked weak and fragile, was already in his pocket, he would have taken the bus to hell and arrived at Huangquan Station.

My aunt’s understatement shocked me and made me sweat. She was not the kind of person who just talked. Could this female devil really have buried many people? And judging from my aunt’s tone, she didn’t seem to need to consider the consequences of pulling out a gun and killing people.

Thinking about the little tricks I did to my aunt before, and even pressing my aunt on the toilet and spanking her ... I was a little bit blinded by lust, bold, reckless, and ignorant of good and evil. I can still live to this day. I don’t know how much my aunt has given me.

I swallowed my saliva, respectfully put away the heavy pistol, and carefully put the bag back on the table. Why my aunt had a pistol was not a question I should care about. The more I knew, the faster she would be cremated.

I took a deep breath, stood up, and bowed deeply to my aunt: “I don’t know Taishan, I have offended you in the past, I hope you will forgive me!”

My aunt was sipping milk tea, she was stunned when she heard the words, and then her mouth corners rose: “Liangliangzi, I was a little tired from walking yesterday, please massage my legs.”

I hurriedly picked up my aunt’s feet, placed them horizontally on my knees, and massaged them gently, not daring to have any lustful thoughts. My aunt cooperated and adjusted her posture, enjoying it with peace of mind.