The Arbiter
Copyright© 2025 by James Girvan
Chapter 35
When it comes to clusterfucks, this one takes the cake.
Even at that point, I knew that this was going to be a hell of an incident. Two foreign nationals in a stolen car stormed an amateur movie shoot, assaulting a number of locals and killing one before abducting and escaping with another.
To make matters worse, she was a goddamned healer. Nobody really cares about any other class of Weapon (Fire mages were actually a running joke in the eyes of the public Norms). If someone who was already famous got a specific class or weapon, then it might be news, but the public had a specific interest in healers, since their abilities could be used outside of the portals and help Norms out. Reports of Healer class Weapons camping out in kids hospitals, cancer centres, and emergency wards popped up on the evening news daily. Anyone harassing a Healer, or (god forbid) hurting one risked murder by mob if they were caught doing it.
And we’d just basically abducted one.
Little did we know at the time, that it had also been recorded.
The puppy pile in the back continued to snore away, stinking bad enough that it even distracted me. The whole event had me shaken and to be honest, more than a little worked up. It was the first time I’d ever really fought another Weapon (for keeps). My Skill made the hand-to-hand fight totally unfair, but it was the pistol shots afterwards that had me most shaken. If they’d had a rifle, or even a shotgun; we’d have been goners.
Holding their weapons hostage had worked though. Maybe that was the route I should take, steal the weapon and show it to them. If they’d killed me, the weapon was gone forever and they’d be basically a Norm. ’Do what I tell you and you get your little toy back’. Those that fuck around on me maybe get a cursed item too, or maybe even a collar?
I drove for two more hours, making random turns and getting lost. It was a new experience for me since cell phones had rendered that particular experience obsolete years ago. I recall my father having paper maps in the glovebox when I was young. Even then they were an anachronism and asking me to read them was met with a sarcastic comment about his ability to use technology. Asking someone in a gas station for directions would be met the same way I supposed, perhaps making us stand out in the memory of anyone we asked.
That I wanted to avoid.
Sleeping beauties in the back seat continued to snore as I pulled up to the pumps and rooted around for the cash that Robbie had turned some of my Silver into. The glovebox had, of all things, a pencil case in it stuffed with cash. While B&E’s weren’t unheard of anymore, nobody would expect that a beat-down shitbox like this would have the thousands of dollars in cash stashed away that it did.
Two hundred dollars poorer after gas and snacks, I pulled out again in the late evening. The Vegas event was still days away, and we needed a place to hole-up for a while and decide what to do with the girl. I briefly thought of dumping their bodies and trying to make my way alone, but there is safety in numbers, and Robbie had already proved himself to be a resourceful survivor. A survivor that could teach me a lot before I got rid of him.
South and East we went. The two in the back woke up and scarfed down anything edible I had in the car, washing it down with lukewarm water, half of the case disappearing in minutes before they pawed each other some and dropped off again. Leaving me to the silence and the driving.
There were still flowers on some of the vines that grew up the telephone poles and across the power lines despite the lateness in the season, I was catching glimpses of them in the car’s headlights as we trundled along at 40 on the backroads with the general hope of maybe reaching Nashville before our cash (or luck) ran out.
Half an hour or so later I glanced back and saw Rob’s head up and glancing about. “Any idea what’s your fuck-friend’s name is?” I asked, not worried about waking the deaf chick up.
“She’s Pack, it’s not like that!” He replied with some heat.
“Right, you raw-fucking her doggy-style without even knowing her name and her howling like a bitch in heat. It’s not like that ... of course.” I replied dryly. If he wanted a fuck-buddy then who was I to judge, just don’t try to tell me it’s true love when she’s sucking your knob behind the bar because you bought her half-a-dozen shots.
“ ... it’s the collars...” he finished lamely.
“So next collar I find goes on some big-titted blond who likes anal? You gonna complete the ‘Pack’ set with a Mexican Chiquita?” I asked. “I can make it happen you know. As far as I can tell, I’m the only one who can remove those things.”
He actually growled, and I ripped the collar from him before he got any ideas.
“Give it back!” he yelled, just as the girl woke up suddenly screaming something incomprehensible. I ripped her collar off too just to shut her up so I didn’t crash the damn car and pulled over, grabbing Robbie’s weapons and getting out of the drivers side.
The two of them tumbled out of the back door, the girl standing gingerly on the gravel road without any shoes. I had backed off a few feet, trying to give them time to cool down. My preference was not to kill them but they were really fucking askin’ for it. I was drained. Not just tired, but stressed out too and now Robbie was mouthing off after I’d just been driving his ass all over Virginia and North Carolina.
Calm down ... stay calm Greg.