Chapter 4

On the day of the award ceremony, my mom and I entered the exhibition hall early. The organizing committee insisted on arranging us in the front seats, saying that it would be more convenient to go on stage to receive the award, which would reduce the waiting time for the emcee, and confirm again whether I would reveal the fact that I won the award.

After everything was ready, various industries, including some government officials, filed in.

Originally, this work collection competition was not very grand. When the organizing committee called to invite celebrities in the city, they were mentally prepared that not many people would be willing to attend. Unexpectedly, they received unexpected responses as soon as they invited, especially business elites, who not only agreed to participate, but also promised to actively bid.

Some government officials also agreed to come to support the event, which made the organizing committee overjoyed. So they revised the regulations and made the award ceremony a hot event. Various newspapers competed to report on it, and it became a lively event in the city in recent days.

In fact, I know the reason. The government dare not say it, but most of the business people were strongly encouraged by my father to come to support the event.

I know my father. He has a charismatic personality and knows many leading figures in various industries. He is also a business celebrity.

“Dad! Here, my mother and I are here.”

I saw my father and his current wife also entered the venue, and hurriedly greeted them.

“Come so early? Haha!”

Dad touched my head and chatted with my mother excitedly. The topic revolved around my work over and over again.

In the end, he apologized to my mother and said that he would go over to accompany a few friends he invited.

My eldest brother was unhappy, but there was nothing he could do. It was my mother who came to comfort me and said that I should understand my father.

What kind of couple are they?

The two understand and care for each other, but they just can’t live together.

“Mom, our work is about to appear.”

“What? Mommy can’t take credit for it. You designed it independently.”

I wanted to make a joke and say that if mom didn’t contribute her beautiful butt to me, this work would never have been born.

But there were so many people coming, and there were people sitting in front, behind, and around us, so I had to hold back the joke and concentrate on listening to what the emcee said.

Next, the awards were presented in reverse order from the Excellence Award. My mother and I stretched our necks to look at the general jar covered with velvet in the middle.

“Next, we will unveil the highest award of this competition - the Special Award of the Expert Group...”

Applause rang out, and the emcee slowly unveiled the velvet.

“Ah!”

Mom was so nervous that she cried out, and one of her slender hands tightly grasped my palm. I could clearly feel that her palm was full of sweat.

This artwork, which condenses a lot of emotions, finally appeared on the podium. From a distance, it looks like a ripe apple, but there are a few faint grooves around the “apple”.

If this groove is placed in the direction facing the eyes, the whole shape is just a replica of my mother sticking her butt high in a very lewd posture.

There is a small chrysanthemum on the top of the lid. This chrysanthemum does not bloom outward, but shrinks into the lid. Only the edge with reflective wrinkles around it is higher than the lid.

Needless to say, this design is inspired by the narrow and compact shape of my mother’s anus.

My mother looked at the jar and listened to the applause around her. Tears fell down. It had nothing to do with shame, but tears of joy.

I held my mother’s little hand and comforted her softly. Both mother and son were immersed in a kind of joy.

“This is a general jar imitating the Qing Dynasty. The author has a broad mind. In addition to retaining the simple and solemn design style of the Qing Dynasty palace, the lines of the jar are boldly deformed in a unique way. Look at these beautiful curves. They are elegant and generous, but also have a modern charm with a sense of jumping. The most peculiar thing is that it also has a primitive wild beauty...”

The expert in charge of the introduction is really good at talking. He came up with all kinds of fancy words.

But I have to admit that some of his metaphors are very close to my theme.

Isn’t sex the most primitive desire of human beings?

But then the expert got a little too excited. He used the general jar as an excuse to talk about it, and then he even talked about Tang and Song poems.

When my mother first heard him comment on the arc, she couldn’t help laughing. When the expert went on and on, she finally took out her handkerchief to cover her mouth and laughed.

Actually, I had wanted to laugh a long time ago, but it was not as exaggerated as he boasted.

The birth of this work was very simple, it was the result of a crazy incestuous sexual intercourse.

I didn’t dare to laugh before because I was afraid that my mother would blame me for being ignorant. Now that she started, I couldn’t help but want to make a joke.

“Mom, have you heard that your butt is praised for its elegant, simple, dignified, generous, and that ... full of primitive wild beauty ... I only realized today that your butt has multiple functions. Not only can it allow your own son to thrust all the way in without hesitation, but it can also be used as a mold for noble works of art, hehe...”

I leaned over and whispered in my mother’s ear. After hearing this, my mother pinched my thigh desperately, covered her mouth and laughed so hard that her shoulders trembled and tears came out of her laughter.

The people sitting in the front frequently looked back at my mother in surprise, perhaps wondering “This woman looks very well dressed, how could she be so out of control.” But I believe they can’t find the answer no matter how hard they think.

The tedious explanation was finally completed, and my mother finally stopped her laughter, watching me go up to the stage with affectionate eyes to receive the certificate and the 5,000 yuan bonus.

“I’ll reward you well when I get home tonight, hehe!”

After returning to my seat, my mother said to me in a very teasing tone, and blew a breath in my ear. At that time, I wanted to press her on the chair and enjoy it.

The atmosphere of the entire award ceremony was pushed to a climax by the live auction of the winning works. With many business celebrities attending, the bidding was very hot.

And something happened that night that became the headlines of various newspapers the next day. The general jar I designed with my mother’s charming buttocks as the blueprint was sold at a sky-high price of 80,000. This was naturally facilitated by my father and his friends.

“Don’t mention how proud your father is today. He is so happy at such a big age. Really...”

After returning home, my mother and I hugged each other and soaked in the bathtub, constantly talking about various interesting things that happened a few hours ago.