Chapter 6: Coffee Klatch

In the morning, the first thing A saw was her grandmother leaning over her.

“Good morning. How was he?”

“Ben? Fantastic. Wait a minute (sniff!), you smell like pussy. Did you get laid too, Grandma?”

“Oh, many times. Linda and Claudia both banged me like a drum. Wait! Why are we talking like this?”

“Because sex is good for you and so much fun. Doesn’t Claudia—”

“Doesn’t Claudia what?” She walked in and stood next to Lucy.

“I was going to say, ‘Doesn’t Claudia feel better and happier?’ But I can see the sappy grin on your face when you came in. I’m really excited for you both.”

“But, you’re diverting me, A. What did you do to my precious boy?”

“She took my virginity, Mom. It was the most exciting and thrilling moment of my life.”

“You just met my son, and you drag him to bed and ravish him? You take away his precious innocence? You slut!”

“Absolutely. Why don’t you old folks get out so I can deal with his hard-on?”

“Don’t be so eager. Ben, explain morning wood to your slut. Let’s go, Lucy; they’re waiting for us.”

“They? Who’s they?”

“Jackie and Linda are here, A. Don’t come out of here naked.”

“Why not? Everybody here has a pussy, except for Ben.”

“Lucy, will you tell her to get dressed?”

“Claudia, she’s not very compliant. On hot days, she hangs around with her tits out.”

“Really? Mom, can A come live here with us?”

“I think they’re going to be busy, Lucy, let’s go.”

After they left, A wanted an explanation.

“Morning wood is an erection that closes off my bladder so I won’t wet the bed. It’s the natural action of a valve inside me. The valve acts to insure my semen comes out without any urine mixed in.”

“Fine, let’s go pee. I can wait until later to make love.”

“I can still function, A, with or without taking a leak. But it’s uncomfortable or unwise, I believe, for you to fuck with a full bladder.”

“You’re right. Put on a robe or something so we can cross over to the bathroom.”

She went first on the toilet then stood up and gestured to him.

“Uh, it’s hard to aim when it’s like this. I usually just go in the shower so I don’t make a mess.”

“Fine. But I’m going to watch you. I’m curious.”

“See, nothing special.”

“No, I’m fascinated. I want to watch you ejaculate too. How often do you play with it?”

“Once or twice a day.”

“Really?”

“I’m fifteen. That’s what boys do. How often do you—”

“A couple of times a week. I don’t think I get as much satisfaction as you do, but I might if you hold me while I’m playing. Have you ever held your mother while she—oh, I guess not. You know, I think she would love it. I’ll have to suggest—”

“Don’t you dare! Look, A, you don’t understand. She’s been so sad and lonely.”

He looked away, and his voice caught.

“I hate it. My shitty father didn’t show her any affection. I think if he did fuck her, he didn’t care how she felt. I sure he’s was having affairs for a long time before they separated.”

She noticed Ben was now a little teary and completely limp.

“Oh, baby, let’s go back to your room. Don’t be sorry for your mom; just remember how smiley she was this morning. My grandma will keep that smile on her face.”

“I think you’re right, A. I know how you made me feel. What is it about you two?”

“We are sex goddesses, Ben. Both of us. Let’s get back into your bed and prove it.”

“Oh, God! No, wait a minute. Jackie is here; they must be talking about lawsuits. I need to be there for that. Will you be willing later?”

“I will always be ready for you, stud. I agree; let’s go get dressed. Can I borrow some of your clothes?”

“Of course you can.”

Claudia found the extra leaf in the broom closet and expanded her table so everyone had a place to sit comfortably. A stopped next to Linda before sitting with Ben.

“Linda, my grandmother had fun with you last night. Thank you for that.”

Kissing the side of her face, she stepped away and found her seat. Jackie had her legal pad out and was making notes.