Chapter 5: Fun with Vegetables

As much as I love it, teasing married men is only half the fun to be had in a grocery store. Masturbation is one of my all-time favorite activities and doing it in public just makes it all that much hotter. So what better place to do it than the vegetable section of a grocery store? God, talk about having a wide variety of options! The key was to find a spot where you could see the people coming and going without being seen right away yourself, at least not ALL of you seen. Depending on whose turn it was, one of us would act as the lookout while the other played with herself using whatever was available.

My personal favorite is a long, slim cucumber. With Kristen there to serve as lookout, after choosing a fine specimen I would pull my shorts down just enough to let me slip it in my pussy and then masturbate with it. It was as such times that wearing such tight shorts was a disadvantage. If they had been baggier then I could have just pulled the crotch to the side and slipped it in which would have made it so much easier. Then again, having to drop my shorts WAS a lot more sluttier and hence made me hornier.

Sometimes if there is someone shopping nearby I like to do it when they’re facing away from me, which makes it even hotter for me. The risk of them suddenly turning and catching me with my hands down the front. The ultimate turn-on is to watch later and see who takes my pussy cum-covered “toy” home with them. I wonder if they realize when they’re holding it that only a few moments before it had been deep in my pussy and was now covered with my cum. It may even be a bit damp still but she thinks it is just water sprayed by the store clerk earlier. Then I fantasize about her taking it home to her husband, cutting it up without washing it and then serving it in a salad to the whole family. Then the whole family gets a little taste of me!

On this particular day it was Kristen’s turn to do herself first. After our little adventure with the husband she was raging horny and ready to go. In this particular store the fruits and vegetable department was arranged in a number of separate islands rather than just rows so it would be difficult for anyone to see her from a distance until they got close. I stood a little ways away where I could still see her but yet keep one eye on the people coming and going.

Store traffic this day was still really light so there were plenty of times when we were the only people in the area. When the coast was clear I looked at Kristen and we both grinned, ready to get started. Like me, Kristen’s favorite vegetable was also a long cucumber. She’d already picked one out while we were waiting, selecting one that wasn’t too thick yet long enough for her to get a good grip and still get enough of it inside of her.

While waiting Kristen had already unbuttoning the top of her shorts and unzipped them. They were tight but she was able to reach her hand down them and start playing with herself to get ready for her “toy”. As horny as we both were then she jumped a bit when she first touched her clit. If she was in any condition like I was, I could imagine how swollen and wet it was already and the jolt she must have felt when her fingers first touched it. She leaned back against the counter and rubbed herself, her other hand drifting to her breast and rubbing it through her all but transparent t-shirt. I could see her dark nipples already poking through the thin cotton material and I reached for mine for just a moment, squeezing my boobs and feeling the rush I always get whenever I do that.

Just then I spotted an older woman coming towards us and hissed at Kristen. Her eyes rolled and she pouted but she took her hand out of her shorts, sucking her pussy wetted finger for just a moment to get a nice taste of herself. She just turned toward the counter and pretended to be inspecting the fruit and vegetables without even bothering to zip them back up, let alone button them up again.

The old lady (she must have been at least in her sixties) picked out some tomatoes and went on her way. As soon as her back was turned and she was heading out Kristen was back at it again. While she was fingering herself she reached for the cucumber she’d picked out and started to suck on it like a delicious cock. God she looked so sexy! I wanted so bad to join her but I’d my turn a couple of weeks before in this same store so it was Kristen’s turn today.

Kristen had to pause a couple of times more as people came and went but each time I could tell it was harder for Kristen to stop. The last time she didn’t even bother to pull her shorts together and I really was turned on seeing this young mother with her little boy in the cart standing next to her picking out vegetables and not realizing that the teenage slut next to her had her pants undone and was waiting impatiently for her to leave so she could go back to masturbating. If they hadn’t been so tight the shorts would have dropped to her knees!

Actually, the soccer mom was pretty cute and I wondered what her reaction would be if she were to “catch” Kristen in the act. Well, that would certainly be one for the Kelly Fantasy files!

When the coast was clear once again Kristen had enough of just her fingers and was looking for more stimulation. When it was my turn the last time I’d worn loose gym shorts which I could pull to the side and slip my chosen veggie in me without having to get too dangerously undressed. The “problem” Kristen was facing today was that her shorts were so tight she couldn’t slip anything into the crotch with them on.

Well, Kristen didn’t have a reputation as the number one slut in her class for nothing. She must have known that I knew she was in a tough spot and that I was waiting eagerly to see what she would come up. Kristen looked at me and then around the store once for herself and gave me a sly grin. Quick as a wink she slipped her shorts down to her ankles and settled down in a crouching position such that her bare ass was resting on the backs of her heels. She had her knees spread wide, giving her full access to her bare little pussy.

Damn, I couldn’t believe the nerve she had, to be bottomless right there in the middle of the fruits and vegetable section! Using one hand to spread apart her pussy lips, she quickly slipped the cucumber she’d been sucking on right up her hot and wet pussy hole. She let a gasp that was loud enough for me to hear as at least four inches of cucumber disappeared inside of her hungry pussy. She could probably have taken more easily but what was the point? Actually just a couple of inches is really all you need to get off, if that. Not wasting any valuable time, Kristen stroked the cucumber in and out her pussy quickly. This wasn’t intended to be a marathon but rather a sprint to the finish line with an orgasm waiting at the end.