Humans employ warrior species to become medics and doctors

Training lecture by Staff Sargent Krethshaph.

“Listen up you maggots. Yes I am talking to everyone not just you insect based species. We have a very important meeting before we drop onto this planet and get to the fighting. You will learn about the human Medics and why you should ensure to not attack them or anyone under their care. This will literally save your life or ensure that they will not be taking care of you when you tried to hurt them or, heaven help you, if you actually hurt one of their patients.”

“Identification of a human medic is simple. They will be in all white and visible all across the battlefield. Do not shoot at the white armored figures. If you do, they or other humans will do their best to kill you and if they don’t kill you, they will give your wounded body to the medics to look after.”

“This is important. The human medics are not always humans. They are from a dozen different species but the most important part is they are even deadlier than an average human warrior. If you threaten them or any of their patients, they will do things to you that you will not like and then heal you in very painful ways. Their job is to keep their patients alive, nothing says they have to do it without pain.”

“If you are so stupid to attack a human medic, or one of their patients, then we will disavow you and you will be left to the tender mercies of the humans. They know that as well. They will literally stop shooting at us and shoot at anyone idiotic enough to attack a medic.”

“The medic species are very important in one regard to you. Each and every one of them is capable of tearing your armor in two and removing the remains of your body from it with ease. They know that and their human allies love them for it. If you want to do something so stupid as to attack a human medic, I will shoot you myself.”

“Any questions? No? Good. Remember that the humans know we do not shoot at the white medics and will never dress up their combat troops in white. We have dressed our medics in white and they don’t shoot at them. Anyone who tries to be smart and dress in white to take advantage of that rule will be left to the tender mercies of the human medics when we hand you over to the humans.”

“So after all that, if any of you want to do something as stupid as shoot at a white medic, we will leave you to be dealt with by those same human medics. And they will take joy in making sure you will be their patient for a very long time.”