Chapter 5

In romantic Yin/Yang harmony,
Lovers are complementary
Forces which combine
In a fine Valentine,
As Adonis fulfills Aphrodite.

From Valentine’s Day Cliché

Was this a twist on an old fairy tale,
Or the wily wooing ways of many a male?
Guys will often outfox
A girl when their cocks
Grow stiffer and bigger inside her tail.

From Lisa and the Fox

When a guy wears nothing but a tie
And his Big Dipper rises so high,
Even when that far south,
It fits in Laura’s mouth.
Is she being impetuous, or just sly?

In the tale Laura recalled about Lisa and Tom,
Lisa made a rude goodbye gesture to Tom’s mom.
In the car following her hearse,
Lisa was impetuous and worse.
On the tie from his mom, she made Tom cum.

From Sexy Tie Story

Pamela, who’s dressed all in white,
If seated on Henry’s wet lap might
Get a chocolate splotch
On her jumpsuit crotch.
Such a sweet yet embarrassing sight!

From Social Security

Misled by an out-of-date cat-a-day,
To the post office, Grandma made her way.
And there on the prowl
Was a great horned owl:
Bubo virginianus, a rare bird of prey.

A ‘bubo’ is swelling between one’s thighs.
‘Virgin-in-anus’ means lewd sex with guys.
Granny’s photo captured
Sort of what had occurred,
Not an owl, but a horny cock of great size.

From A Flying Fuck

His target was tight and narrow.
His boner, stiffened with marrow,
Shot so many times
In hot, wet climes.
A bullseye hit with Cupid’s arrow!