Chapter 3

The letter Jeff had given Steffi
Was so hot, it gave him a stiffy.
It was outright coercion
That demanded perversion
Which he thought she’d do in a jiffy.

But unbeknownst to old, horny Jeff,
It’s not only his cock that’s stiff.
The letter’s addressee,
Which was Steffi’s mommy,
Was long gone and of her life bereft.

So, Jeff then threatened Steffi,
Saying he would inform her daddy
About his naughty daughter
And the tricks he’d taught her,
Listing each slutty activity.

But Steffi countered with this dare:
“Go ahead, write to Dad. But beware!
He’ll end your sorry life
So you and his dead wife
Can butt-fuck in heaven. He won’t care!”

In the end, Jeff accepted defeat.
Steffi seemed innocent and sweet.
And so sexy was she
In her micro-mini.
‘Oh bugger it! It’s time to eat.”

From “A Letter to Steffi’s Mom”

Jenny was sort of a golf-widow.
Her golf course journey was slow
Because of road construction
And flirtatious seduction
With a ‘gift’ for a young fellow.

Her husband was feeling below par.
For when he got into their car
His luck-charm that day
Had been given away.
But luck change might not be too far.

As Jenny had lent his windbreaker,
She told Conrad he could make her
Get fucked up the ass.
But he let that pass.
That was the last straw for her.

Jenny decided to have some sex fun.
Conrad had dreamed of a hole-in-one,
In the end, she’d be one
Lucky to get that done.
That young lad was the one who won.

From “The Lucky Jacket”

Nurse Alina had to give an injection
To combat a most dangerous infection
From a rabid dog bite.
But she feared that might
Give the young male patient an erection.

To avoid such an embarrassment,
She decided on an experiment
Whereby a stiff penis
Would lose its firmness.
Doctor Nils would act as patient.

To make sure Doc Nils popped a bone,
She made sure he was hard as a stone.
She beat on his meat
And then did repeat,
As in her mouth, his cock was blown.

But after the doctor’s final climax,
Nurse and doctor had to face some facts.
Blow-job procedure
Might only ensure
Boys would instigate mad dogs attacks.

From “Rabies”

The young, nervous couple knew
That when their babies were due,
They’d be identical
To both Emma and Nils:
Naked and fresh as morning dew.

From “Waiting Room”

The weather forecast: windy with snow.
Heavenly sent to hot regions below.
Her bald, moist quim
Is filled by cherubim.
She gives thanks. And my can she blow!