Chapter 1

For the last several years, Ashley has graced my little stories with her clever, cute, and usually ribald poetry. Most of these poems appear as comments. This collection is intended as a tribute. Each chapter includes about twelve poems and in most cases my illustrations.

She didn’t suffer from writer’s block.
No, Amanda knew her words would shock.
Amanda’s six words
Were, in fact, passwords:
They were, “I want to suck your cock!”

But the clever girl used a paper punch,
And gathered five words in a bunch.
Those words she set free
Like wedding confetti.
Where the last word lay, he had hunch.

But first he must set that word free
From its hiding place, her bald pussy.
He used his tongue
On that girl, so young.
And brought this virgin pure ecstasy.

Let me end this tale with one last word.
In her was the sexiest word ever heard.
Cock brings us bliss
In whichever orifice
Girl choose. For me, oral-sex is preferred.

From SIX WORDS

All communication paints a picture
Of our unmasked, intimate nature.
Be it tone of voice
Or our clothing choice,
Memory of who we are will endure.

Twelfth-graders Amanda and Phoebe
At Joesfin’s had a pyjama party.
But at the sleep-over
They did soon discover
There were only two pj’s, not three.

And so, Phoebe and Amanda shared.
For modesty neither of them cared.
In that clothing swap,
Phoebe got the top
While Amanda’s breasts were bared.

They were half-naked and slightly tipsy,
Therefore, these girls were feeling sexy.
It was erotic bliss
With many a French kiss.
Joesfin’s phone captured their ecstasy.

Joesfin took the pics because she knew
Their Senior Year Art Project was due.
She planned to send
The photos to a friend
Who drew and did oil painting too.

The two insisted Joesfin join in
With photos showing off some bare skin.
With spread legs, bent knees,
And not wearing panties,
She had to finish what she did begin.

To make this photo artistic and more
In tune with their Art Project chore,
They had Joesfin pose
On open books they chose
And spread out for her on the floor.

That sleep-over took place ten years ago.
But now a school reunion was to follow.
Josefin’s artist friend
Had planned to attend
Putting on a pj-party inspired Art Show.

So, this story has only begun
With characters cute and young.
Well, I readily concur
For the next chapter
This trio must attend the reunion.

Will Art be up to his old tricks?
Sketching the trio’s pussy licks?
Continue the story,
And then you’ll see
More of my photo-verse limericks.

From ART PROJECT

Other than her cap she is bare
As she sits atop the chiffonier.
Each night she’ll sit
Flicking her clit
While doing a self-imposed dare.

From CHIFFONIER

(RHINO)Really Horny Induces Naked Orgasms.{br}

When the Hotel maintenance man entered the room,
There was something on which his gaze did zoom.
It was not in the least
That horny rhino beast.
No, her nakedness was the elephant in the room.

Protection, she knew she’d need.
But, alas, she wasn’t a Swede.
She needed to cum!
Använd en kondom
This warning, she didn’t read.

‘ Preventivmedel ‘ was written on the box.
Did that mean ‘rewards for Rhino jocks’?
It means,” Use on dicks
As prophylactics. “
Slip it on horny guys’ stiff cocks.

From THE RHINO IN ROOM 504