Can’t Buy Me Love

The alley wasn’t her favorite spot to give a blowjob, but it served its purpose in a pinch. She much preferred road head because most of the cars were warm. On really cold days, like today, she’d take her time in a car, not using her famous technique to get the guy’s nut quickly. No, today was bitter cold, and the persistent breeze wasn’t a blessing.

She had her piece of cardboard out and set it before the guy who was standing up near the dirty brick wall. As she knelt before him, she stuck her hand up in the air and waited. She heard an “Oh” sound and soon felt a folded note in her hand. Bringing her hand slowly down to deposit it in her pocket, she quickly eyeballed it to make sure it was Jackson and not Hamilton or God forbid Lincoln like some of the cheap bastards tried to pass.

It was Jackson. She sighed in relief, and unzipped his trousers. She wasn’t worried about getting caught. Hell, the dogs don’t even venture down this shit hole, she thought, extracting the man’s semi-flaccid cock. She looked it over and inhaled. It looked clean and it smelled faintly of soap. Hit the lottery, she thought to herself, extending her tongue out to wet the head.

After licking it for a half-minute, she asked her question. “Hey, is it okay to pull your pants down some so I can take more of it in my mouth, please?” So, out of about ten thousand blowjobs that she reckoned that she’d given over the years, only one guy declined. He’d later confessed that he had small balls and was embarrassed.

The guy granted her request and she undid his belt and slid his pants and boxers down to his knees. Holding his shaft up, she licked the underside, getting it good and wet. Then she pursed her lips around the head and slowly descended, very gently nibbling with her mouth as she swallowed more and more of him until she had it all. Then she stuck her tongue out and began to lick his balls.

She heard him groan. This was part of her signature move. She then moved her face forward, causing her lips to vacate his shaft and now actually suction again his groan, her mouth encircling his entire cock. Then she began to swallow, causing her throat to tighten restrictively around his hard muscle.

Her hands were now gripping his ass, pulling him forward, giving the guy the impression that she wanted to swallow him whole. She felt him shudder and heard the name of her God and savior uttered as a warm, syrupy fluid hit in her throat and slid down toward her stomach, the man hunching uncontrollably. Inwardly, she smiled, knowing that he’d not lasted a minute.

“That,” he began, “that was the best head I’ve ever had. I can’t believe I shot so quickly.”