Chapter 22

The bills came ... not really ... all they got was the bank statement ... and the One Card receipt. Comparing their bank books in the dressers with the statements in the mail was a sad occasion. Slightly abashed they sought redress in incrimination.

“Mom?” Twins ... in harmony ... pissed harmony but harmony just the same.

“What? I’m busy.” In the middle of the response was a couple of shrieks, an “OH GOD!” or two and the sharp sound of leather slapping flesh.

“I thought you were paying.” Twins again. Two voices but one statement.

“I paid to get you there,” Mom explained.

“I was having a pretty good time.” Yup ... twins. “I didn’t want to come home. You could have warned us.”

“I pinned a note to Not Jackie’s bra.”

“I didn’t pack any,” Jackie said.

David ran up the stairs and blasted through Jackie’s bedroom door. Sure enough ... there on her bed was one of her bras with a note pinned to it. Get home on your own ... or stay ... as you choose.. He thundered down the stairs and handed Jackie the bra and note. The pin was positioned so as to make sure she read it.

“THAT would have left a nasty scratch.”

Mom materialized from wherever she had been ... George right behind her. He was swinging ... meat and leather ... and ... just like mom ... naked.

Nude is polite, naked is gross.

George was smaller than David. By a bunch in diameter ... just a little in length. Jackie noticed and tittered. George got angry. He took a swing at Jackie ... the belt wrapped around Davids’ arm. It was just reflex that David jerked and George’s jaw met a leather wrapped elbow.

George has a glass jaw.

“Mom ... I didn’t do that on purpose.”

Actions always have a reaction. A phone call to the nearest service. The ambulance arrived. The crew took one look at Mom, her bright red ass, nipple clips and white sauce leaking from her pussy, and called the cops.

While the paramedics were trying to put George on the gurney ... David guessed a shattered jaw hurts like a motherfucker and George wasn’t cooperating one little bit ... the cops arrived and started questioning the females.

Naturally David had rid himself of the leather belt ... but it was at his feet. So ... handcuffs. The bottom of the investigative hole was reached. George was the ‘evil doer’ and Hero Dave was released. George was cuffed to the gurney and mom went along to speak to a social worker. They were both sans-culottes ... without pants ... or anything else.

David and Jackie were packed and ready to leave. Running away from home seemed like a good idea ... but had to pick up Alice at school.

There ... the excitement started.